• Mmm...epoxy-impregnated plaster penis...
• Oops, wrong sperm!
• Holy FCUK!
• Perhaps he made the J-man angry.
• Houston is once again the king of fatness
• Give me your money! Here's where I live.
• Now everyone can put their head on a lap.
• I love you, I hate you, I can't . . . eat without your corpse.
• They should have writing classes dedicated to this.
• Wear an Osama bin Laden mask, I dare you!

• The situation is quite similar at the Mall of Amer
• I think that anyone who is getting actual sex woul
• The ignorance was mine. sorry.

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Lives in: Thief River Falls, MN.

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