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A strike by the Dyslexic Pilots of America ended in failure this week after most passengers simply mistook the signs for gibberish.
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Posted by AquaVelvet on May 21, 2001 at 09:20 AM
I don't care if I have to annhilate bears, musk oxen, the arctic fox, wolves, 135 bird species, and 180,000 caribou which support thousands of natives, just GIMME SUMMA DAT SWEET CRUDE OIL, JERK!
posted by Ademu on May 21, 2001 at 05:27 PM. (votes 0)(score 17)
Man, all this President-eering is making me thirsty. Where is my Juicy Juice box?
posted by burn2shine on May 21, 2001 at 11:01 AM. (votes 0)(score 16)
YOU CAN RUN OUT OF ELECTRICITY?! I just gotta sit down for a while.
posted by Anonymous Coward on Jun 19, 2001 at 11:40 PM. (votes 0)(score 14)
I gotta stop saying stuff with out practicing first. Every time I open my mouth all this dumb stuff comes out. After that I will work on the faces that I make.
posted by CozmoTrouble on May 21, 2001 at 02:06 PM. (votes 0)(score 14)
Maybe if I stand here and look concerned about the oil crisis, they will stop bugging me about getting rid of my suburban.
posted by crazydiamond on May 21, 2001 at 06:36 PM. (votes 0)(score 3)
Dunno! I'm just not sure that electrified fence can keep the Mexicans on THEIR side of the damn border!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Dec 18, 2006 at 04:38 PM. (votes 1)(score 1)
Rollin' in my 5.0, got my top peeled back so my turban can blow.
posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 01, 2008 at 04:29 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
"Oh God, I SUCK at this Presidency crap!"
posted by BendiVeryWell on May 21, 2001 at 12:31 PM. (votes 0)(score -3)
YOU CAN RUN OUT OF ELECTRICITY?!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Jun 19, 2001 at 11:39 PM. (votes 0)(score -4)
good thing i am wearing depends
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 22, 2001 at 07:49 PM. (votes 0)(score -4)
President Bush winced in embarrassment after learning that Camp David is not really a "summer camp for grown-ups"
posted by AquaVelvet on May 21, 2001 at 02:00 PM. (votes 0)(score -5)
Damn electro-wavey-things are fuckin with the plate in my skull
posted by RickySilk on May 21, 2001 at 09:39 PM. (votes 0)(score -11)
"So you're saying these big thinga-ma-jiggers here are what makes the Sun come on at night? That's too fucking much!"
posted by AquaVelvet on May 21, 2001 at 09:20 AM. (votes 0)(score -14)
