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Posted by AquaVelvet on May 17, 2001 at 01:51 AM
Viva La Viagra
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 18, 2001 at 08:59 PM. (votes 0)(score 19)
Miss Universe leans over to ask her handlers "How dare he touch me! If I kill him, who will stop me? Nobody? That's right NOBODY! Because I'm Miss Universe!"
posted by burn2shine on May 17, 2001 at 05:52 PM. (votes 0)(score 16)
Old Man Herman stared in bewilderment as he realized in his rush to the window, he dropped his "Show us your tits!" sign.
posted by SurrealStatic on May 17, 2001 at 03:49 PM. (votes 0)(score 8)
73-year-old "Sparky" Lynch's scheme to marry the current Miss Universe by convincing her he was a multi-millionare was off to a good start until he unwittingly asked her for bus fare back to the men's shelter.
posted by AquaVelvet on Apr 11, 2002 at 02:18 AM. (votes 0)(score 5)
The tourists driving through the national forest had their attention directed to the elusive Geriatra Oldmana. DON'T FEED THEM!
posted by crazydiamond on May 17, 2001 at 11:36 AM. (votes 0)(score 5)
Oh mom, hes so cute, can I keep him??
posted by SurrealStatic on May 17, 2001 at 03:51 PM. (votes 0)(score 3)
Baby, I got 70 years of experience with the ladies. I'll rock that ass to sleep.
posted by RickySilk on May 17, 2001 at 09:37 PM. (votes 0)(score 2)
73-year-old "Sparky" Lynch's scheme to marry the current Miss Universe by convincing her he was a multi-millionare was off to a good start until he unwittingly asked her for bus fare back to the men's
posted by AquaVelvet on May 17, 2001 at 01:51 AM. (votes 0)(score 1)
"Hey, Mr. Magoo here had a flat and needs a ride to the local smorgasbord."
posted by Anonymous Coward on Nov 27, 2006 at 02:34 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
"Oh my gawd, I think his skin is going to fall off on my hand! GIVE IT BACK DAMNIT!"
posted by BendiVeryWell on May 17, 2001 at 05:39 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
How much is that puppy in the window! In the window!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Mar 23, 2002 at 09:21 PM. (votes 0)(score -3)
Suddenly it dawned on Desire, THIS PROSITUTE DELIVERY SERVICE WAS GONNA BE DAMN POPULAR!
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 17, 2001 at 06:04 PM. (votes 0)(score -3)
