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Posted by AquaVelvet on May 15, 2001 at 10:24 PM
Mom, I need a ride.
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 05:37 PM. (votes 0)(score 26)
Divorce proceedings for Brad and Shirley Davis turned ugly on Thursday after Brad called his wife to say he'd taken her new Beemer out for a test drive and if she wanted it back, she could "come out to the fucking airport and get it herself."
posted by AquaVelvet on Apr 11, 2002 at 02:17 AM. (votes 0)(score 13)
London tourist Niles Brill was warned about "getting burned by Acme Rental Car's ultra-cheap super saver models" but did he listen? No-o-o.
posted by AquaVelvet on May 14, 2001 at 01:05 PM. (votes 0)(score 12)
house shit dog snarl fucking tree
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 05:33 PM. (votes 0)(score 11)
HELLO I'M ON MY MOBILE
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 22, 2001 at 06:25 AM. (votes 0)(score 10)
There's a Car-Bee-Que on the M1, stay to the left..
posted by Anonymous Coward on Jun 25, 2001 at 10:00 AM. (votes 0)(score 10)
Wow, these Samsonite suitcases are TOUGH!
posted by burn2shine on May 14, 2001 at 05:35 PM. (votes 0)(score 9)
Improvised burning man festival
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 05:29 PM. (votes 0)(score 5)
God Damn Hony, you won't fucking believe it! It appears that the payment book and the insurance policu rubbed together in the glove box and POOF, up in flames!
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 05:37 PM. (votes 0)(score 4)
"Hello Timex? You know that 'Takes a licking and keeps on ticking' thing?"
posted by burn2shine on May 14, 2001 at 01:50 PM. (votes 0)(score 4)
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have bought that "hybrid" car...
posted by burn2shine on May 14, 2001 at 05:29 PM. (votes 0)(score 3)
"Hello, Avis rent-a-car? That 4 dollar insurance policy covers just about anything right?"
posted by SurrealStatic on May 14, 2001 at 05:07 PM. (votes 0)(score 2)
Ed Begley's visionary plan to introduce automobiles made of "99% post-consumer recycled content" go up in smoke, as surely they had to, since cardboard is not a good material from which to build an internal combustion engine.
posted by Ender on Aug 09, 2007 at 05:19 PM. (votes 1)(score 1)
Can you hear me now? Shit...
posted by Anonymous Coward on Nov 03, 2008 at 10:12 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
Last photo taken of Bill Hudson before the OTHER piece of MIR came back to earth.
posted by burn2shine on May 14, 2001 at 05:27 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
Come visit Yugoslavia, the country of a million explosions!
posted by SurrealStatic on May 14, 2001 at 05:08 PM. (votes 0)(score -5)
Man laments, "I knew I should've stuck with my instinct not to buy that fucking Kia"
posted by RickySilk on May 14, 2001 at 01:55 PM. (votes 0)(score -5)
Once again Captain Fart learns the pains of smoking
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 12:56 PM. (votes 0)(score -5)
ya baby ya right there, ya, more more more ya, who's your dady
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 05:39 PM. (votes 0)(score -8)
Jim Flanagan realizes that the russian satelite has missed the taco bell target and states, " those fucking ruskies, that is the second time this month!!"
posted by Anonymous Coward on May 14, 2001 at 05:26 PM. (votes 0)(score -13)
"So then I said, oh yeah, what the hell can the IRA do to me, huh?!?!...."
posted by SurrealStatic on May 14, 2001 at 05:08 PM. (votes 0)(score -13)
