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Posted by RickySilk on Aug 22, 2005 at 07:26 AM
Beer or milk? Beer or milk?
posted by holyjuan on Aug 22, 2005 at 08:59 AM. (votes 1)(score 2)
This kid's got milk, milk, and lemonade, but I'm thinking he's really interested in where the fudge is made....
posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 01:55 AM. (votes 1)(score 1)
what is this new, warm, tingling sensation in my pants... ?
posted by Tekiran on Jul 11, 2006 at 01:15 PM. (votes 1)(score 1)
my dad bought 'em so soon they're mine.
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 26, 2005 at 09:25 PM. (votes 0)(score 1)
I wonder what's holding in the rest of them, wow!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Nov 07, 2009 at 09:38 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
Maybe if I just ACCIDENTLY spilled my beer........
posted by Swervedriver on Aug 18, 2006 at 08:57 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
she is flecked with corn kernels and butter beans with a trace of mustard greens on her teeth
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 27, 2005 at 02:52 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
those would feel great around my face... aaah nice and warm...
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 26, 2005 at 03:18 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
i like to fuck the hell out of her
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 26, 2005 at 10:51 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
LOL! Who wears zebra prints anymore?!
posted by mcdeez on Aug 26, 2005 at 09:05 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
Helluva place to put a cup holder.... I'd better test it out!
posted by lazarhat on Aug 23, 2005 at 01:28 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
LISTEN I HAVE THE HAIR LIKE ZAKE MORRIS ON SAVED BY THE BELL AND YOU HAVE THE TITS LIKE KELLY FROM SAVED BY THE BELL DO YOU HAVE A CAR IN THE PARKING LOT WHERE WE CAN STUDY FOR THE BIG TEST TOMMOROW!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 28, 2005 at 10:25 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
My sister has a better rack than that. Yeah, my sister is SO hot. Hmmm, I wonder what she's doing tonight.
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 26, 2005 at 06:00 AM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Wow, she couln't wait until her scars had healed to begin showing off her new fake tits. Why she didn't spend that money on her face, I will never know.
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 25, 2005 at 06:47 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
And eleven years later, after awaking from a high-heel induced coma, Johnny thought to himself... "For a glimpse of titties like that, it was worth it."
posted by Grizzly on Aug 25, 2005 at 01:31 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Johnny didn’t have a clue that the camera’s flash would be followed immediately by a high heel to the side of the head.
posted by Grizzly on Aug 25, 2005 at 01:27 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Hi, I chose to dress like a sex object. Please treat me like one.
posted by dick on Aug 24, 2005 at 05:36 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
It's pop-a-teen-cherry night at the Mustang Ranch!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 02:52 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
...and, at long last,...jonathan had an epiphany of what he wanted to do with his life,...he wanted to be a PLAYAH!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 02:49 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Hey, that's what I get in Math: D's!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 12:39 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Hmmm. If I reach over and suck on them, THEN I'll be able to tell if they're real.
posted by dick on Aug 22, 2005 at 04:09 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Mommy?? Tommy hungry...
posted by RickySilk on Aug 22, 2005 at 07:26 AM. (votes 0)(score -1)
I WOULD CRAWL 10 MILES ON MY HANDS AND AND KNEES THROUGH BROKEN GLASS AND HOT COALS JUST TO SMELL HER PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 25, 2005 at 06:20 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
Oy Ve
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 25, 2005 at 02:43 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
"I'm gonna submit a photo of you on the Kung Foo Hotties site once the guys get it back up and running, so they can degrade and demoralize you just like the rest of the women there." HINT? HINT?
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 24, 2005 at 05:11 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)
"I have STONES tix!"
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 09:38 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
"Anyway,...my dad let me use the limo tonight,...whadya say we blow this joint and go have some real fun?"
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 09:36 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
"So,...what d'ya feed those puppies?"
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 03:09 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)
Damn, her hair is covering up her name tag.
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 22, 2005 at 05:49 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
"I'd hit it"
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 22, 2005 at 09:43 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)
Damn bitch, get away from me. One good night of sex and now you won't leave my side? How am I supposed to screw your cute friends if you keep hanging on me? And why do you look better with your clothes ON? Ugh, be gone woman.
posted by dick on Aug 23, 2005 at 03:50 PM. (votes 0)(score -3)
"So,...have you named the twins, yet?"
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 23, 2005 at 12:56 AM. (votes 0)(score -3)
LOOK'S LIKE EATING MATERIAL!!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 22, 2005 at 07:11 PM. (votes 0)(score -3)
