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    Posted by RickySilk on Jul 28, 2005 at 07:34 AM
    Santa Lovessssssssssss the Pussy!!!
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 31, 2005 at 11:52 AM. (votes 0)(score 1)
    Santa gets all the best presents!
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Dec 13, 2006 at 11:01 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    damn santas helpers dont just help him with toys
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Aug 14, 2005 at 08:10 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    now we all know what santa asked to get for christmas
    posted by happybunny on Aug 07, 2005 at 01:39 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    It must be low tide, blind Santa say's " Smells like Tuna"
    posted by dela1000 on Aug 04, 2005 at 02:27 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    "The answer to the Video Daily Double is -- What do the members of the Swedish Bikini Team do in the off-season, Alex?"
    posted by lazarhat on Jul 30, 2005 at 11:52 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    Ho ho ho....ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!!
    posted by mcdeez on Jul 29, 2005 at 12:00 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    "Since the Elves walked out during a labor strike, we've been forced to hire unemployed supermodels to take their place. Not that I'm complaining....", replied Santa.
    posted by lazarhat on Jul 28, 2005 at 11:09 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
    "What a hell of a time to drop my Viagra prescription in the drink,...SHIT!"
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 31, 2005 at 09:08 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
    SANTA DRAWS
    posted by dela1000 on Jul 31, 2005 at 05:16 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
    Ho-ho-ho's get your asses in here, thats not a pike swimming between Santa's legs.
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 31, 2005 at 12:22 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
    Once I get naughtylittlegirls.com off the ground the rest of you little bastards are on your own.
    posted by WalrusJackboot on Jul 31, 2005 at 12:35 AM. (votes 0)(score -1)
    Next on MTV's Spring Break...
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 30, 2005 at 05:41 AM. (votes 0)(score -1)
    santa's luggin a lump of coal up his rear
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 30, 2005 at 02:07 AM. (votes 0)(score -1)
    Yeuch! I think I just stepped in some reindeer doo-doo.
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 29, 2005 at 08:56 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)
    FUCK YOU
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 28, 2005 at 09:20 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
    HELL WITH THE COOKIES AND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 28, 2005 at 05:35 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
    I'm emigrating to Sweden.
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 28, 2005 at 02:19 PM. (votes 0)(score -2)
    It took some time to make happen, but i'm finally getting the Christmas gift(s) i asked Santa to bring me.
    posted by Anonymous Coward on Jul 28, 2005 at 08:54 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)
    Summer vacation for Santa means fun in Cancun while Mrs. Claus stays home.
    posted by RickySilk on Jul 28, 2005 at 07:34 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)

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