Posted by RickySilk on Jul 28, 2005 at 07:34 AM
Santa Lovessssssssssss the Pussy!!!
Santa gets all the best presents!
damn santas helpers dont just help him with toys
now we all know what santa asked to get for christmas
posted by
happybunny on Aug 07, 2005 at 01:39 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
It must be low tide, blind Santa say's " Smells like Tuna"
posted by
dela1000 on Aug 04, 2005 at 02:27 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
"The answer to the Video Daily Double is -- What do the members of the Swedish Bikini Team do in the off-season, Alex?"
posted by
lazarhat on Jul 30, 2005 at 11:52 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
Ho ho ho....ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!!
posted by
mcdeez on Jul 29, 2005 at 12:00 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
"Since the Elves walked out during a labor strike, we've been forced to hire unemployed supermodels to take their place. Not that I'm complaining....", replied Santa.
posted by
lazarhat on Jul 28, 2005 at 11:09 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
"What a hell of a time to drop my Viagra prescription in the drink,...SHIT!"
SANTA DRAWS
posted by
dela1000 on Jul 31, 2005 at 05:16 PM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Ho-ho-ho's get your asses in here, thats not a pike swimming between Santa's legs.
Once I get naughtylittlegirls.com off the ground the rest of you little bastards are on your own.
posted by
WalrusJackboot on Jul 31, 2005 at 12:35 AM. (votes 0)(score -1)
Next on MTV's Spring Break...
santa's luggin a lump of coal up his rear
Yeuch! I think I just stepped in some reindeer doo-doo.
HELL WITH THE COOKIES AND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm emigrating to Sweden.
It took some time to make happen, but i'm finally getting the Christmas gift(s) i asked Santa to bring me.
Summer vacation for Santa means fun in Cancun while Mrs. Claus stays home.
posted by
RickySilk on Jul 28, 2005 at 07:34 AM. (votes 0)(score -2)
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