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    Just what we didn't need: Massacre at Fort Hood
    Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:31 PM

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    jellyfish's Avatar .
    jellyfish spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:44 PM
    I wouldn't like to be a Muslim in the army right now.
    dick2u's Avatar .
    dick2u spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 04:54 PM
    Jellyfish, that's a very discriminatory thing to say. Of all places, you will find the Army as a bastion of the concept of the right to worship the religion of your choice in peace.
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    dick2u spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 04:55 PM
    I believe a military court martial then execution by firing squad is justified.
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    IndigoShaper spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 05:46 PM
    Aw man! Its a good thing he was a light skinned Arab, cause I'm going to the US in 3 weeks and I'm hoping its mostly still the America I visited in 1999...
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    IndigoShaper spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 05:49 PM
    Oops actually the most recent visit was August 2001. Miami Florida and Baltimore Maryland this time !
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 06:41 PM
    Yo so fat...
    the po lice at da airport tho't you had a big bomb strapped to ya.
    Ender's Avatar .
    Ender spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 08:46 PM
    dick2u spoke on Nov 06, 2009 at 04:55 PM
    I believe a military court martial then execution by firing squad is justified.


    Can't court martial or execute a comatose man, dude. They're not even sure if he's going to survive.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 07, 2009 at 10:50 AM
    "They're not even sure if he's going to survive."

    Well, he's being taken care of by the VA hospital, which is an EXCELLENT government ran socialist healtcare system.

    I'm SURE he'll survive.
    Ender's Avatar .
    Ender spoke on Nov 07, 2009 at 01:28 PM
    The most recent article I've seen suggested, but didn't explicitly say, that it looks like he'll come out of that coma.

    When that happens, you'll get your court martial, and maybe even your firing squad. I think they should put him in chains in the middle of Fort Hood and studiously look the other way for a few days, though, first.

    (And for that matter, they could lock him up outside the Green Zone in Baghdad for a few more days under the same terms. Some Iraqis would think him a hero, but a lot of others wouldn't, for various reasons; let him get a good glimpse of "his own people".)

    Actually, scratch all that: I want a steel cage match with the little gun-toting cop chick that took him down. Hell, I think we should even just let him go after THAT. The Eighth Amendment is still in effect, after all.
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    daydreamtime spoke on Nov 07, 2009 at 07:45 PM
    I hopes he lives, he'll suffer more. As for Muslims in the military my husband went to Afghanistan with a couple and never had any issues, he likes them as much as he does any other soldier.
    Ender's Avatar .
    Ender spoke on Nov 07, 2009 at 10:11 PM
    An interesting account here, from somebody that was on-the-scene: [link]

    It would appear that race relations (and religious ones, too) are a little better in the service than I'dve suspected. That's not to say I figured they'd be bad, just that I figured the service would be like any other large segment of society, where those pressures have and do exist.
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    Ender spoke on Nov 09, 2009 at 09:19 AM
    Word is, the guy's now awake and talking, so it's looking like we'll be seeing the proverbial perp walk on this guy soon enough.

    Hope he likes Leavenworth, Kansas; it's the only traveling he'll be doing for the rest of his life.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 09, 2009 at 05:30 PM
    I think all of you are wrong.

    You judge this man with your values and your laws, but he is not one of you. He is a muslim performing his jihad. You should understand that he's a great person who took much courage to stand up for what he believes in, and your lack of tolerance for his beliefs is shocking.

    Shame on all of you.
    Ender's Avatar .
    Ender spoke on Nov 10, 2009 at 11:37 AM
    What kind of idiot tries to make contact with Al Qaeda while still a member of the United States Army? Apparently, this guy: [link]
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 11, 2009 at 12:15 PM
    Just because he is a muslim, made contact with Al Qaeda, and went on an unjustified killing rampage does not mean he's a bad person.

    HE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! Shame on you for implying otherwise.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 12, 2009 at 09:12 AM
    Alahu Aqubar! Ah salaam a lick em! Read "Prophet of Doom" You will learn to understand the burning pile of camel dung and the sacred goat fucking ways...allah be willing... peace upon the profit and so forth . a religion of peace. and bombs and suicide. peace be upon ye.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 12, 2009 at 10:54 AM
    Tabari VII:7 "The Prophet married Aisha in Mecca three years before the Hijrah, after the death of Khadija. At the time she was six." Ishaq:281 "When the Apostle came to Medina he was fifty-three." Tabari VII:6 "In May, 623 A.D./A.H. 1, Allah’s Messenger consummated his marriage to Aisha." He would be dead in ten years; she hadn't lived that long. Pedophilia was, and continues to be, child abuse. The abused had come full circle; he was now an abuser.

    Accusing a prophet of being a pedophile sounds outrageous. Yet the evidence is undeniable: Tabari IX:128 "When the Prophet married Aisha, she was very young and not yet ready for consummation." This is how it happened: Tabari IX:131 "My mother came to me while I was being swung on a swing between two branches and got me down. My nurse took over and wiped my face with some water and started leading me. When I was at the door she stopped so I could catch my breath. I was brought in while Muhammad was sitting on a bed in our house. My mother made me sit on his lap. The other men and women got up and left. The Prophet consummated his marriage with me in my house when I was nine years old." Given a choice, I believe most people would prefer to get their spiritual inspiration from someone who wasn't a sexual predator.

    Muhammad struggled to justify his behavior. Bukhari:V9B86N98 "The Prophet said, 'A virgin should not be married till she is asked for her consent.' 'O Apostle! How will the virgin express her consent.' He said, 'By remaining silent.'" Bukhari:V9B87N139-40 "Allah’s Apostle told Aisha, 'You were shown to me twice in my dreams [a.k.a. sexual fantasies]. I beheld a man or angel carrying you in a silken cloth. He said to me, "She is yours, so uncover her." And behold, it was you. I would then say to myself, "If this is from Allah, then it must happen."'" Allah not only approved pedophilia, he insisted upon it. That makes the Islamic god as perverted as his prophet.
    Ender's Avatar .
    Ender spoke on Nov 12, 2009 at 03:33 PM
    Aw, FFS. As if we didn't have child brides in this country, as well.

    Personally, I'd like to see America leave that region altogether. There's simple no glory, no honor, no permanent benefit, and no gratitude that accrues to us from our activities in that region. We get only ONE thing, and it's spelled O-I-L.

    Now, I'm not going to be a simpleton and resort to the Palinite cry of "Drill baby drill", because that'd just be a quick-fix for our oil-junkie ways, and not a permanent solution.

    But I would point out that we're sitting on four or five Saudi Arabia's worth of coal, which can be converted into a liquid fuel. That'd be a sufficient stopgap method of settling our energy needs until solar energy technology becomes better developed.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 13, 2009 at 09:39 AM
    energy will be the next boom.... as in silicon boom etc. i hope to be making an ass pocket full of money off of this boom. liberal people make me want to puke somewhat more than conservative people do...barely. I really like to sit on the sidelines with large curvy big breasted white women and watch the shit slinging go back and forth.
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    dick2u spoke on Nov 13, 2009 at 10:30 AM
    "I really like to sit on the sidelines with large curvy big breasted white women"

    Why do you discriminate? Apologize for being a racist!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 15, 2009 at 08:14 AM
    I just like big curvy women. I have only explored the caucasian variety so far. You are correct sir. I am determined to address the other BBW in the human rainbow as soon as possible. Indeed
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 18, 2009 at 06:46 PM
    big booties and boobies are fun
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Mar 29, 2010 at 11:48 PM
    large breasted white women with big shapely asses and large hips and hairy beavers. reminds me of bad klitty
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 06, 2010 at 01:07 AM
    why do you people not see the writing on the smoking suv? lets look at the dangerous american tea party with fear and ignore all of the muslim killers out there. you abc.....nbc....cbs mainstream media lovers ignore all of the muhammedan efforts to kill and maim innocent americans. lets blame the racist white people.... tea party people..... contessa brewer is a hot piece of ass but damn what a complete dumb fuck of an idiot she is......lets make excuses for the muslim fanatics....wake up people
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 05, 2011 at 12:29 AM
    osama bin gettin his head blown off
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 05, 2011 at 12:34 AM
    Do you really like muslims? Do you really want to be friends? Do you really think that we are misunderstanding muslims? What about murder and cutting off your infidel head ???? Do you like muslims filming the beheading of infidels????
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 05, 2011 at 12:37 AM
    I wish that a muslim would attempt to harm me!!!! I have something to make them closer to allah! sacred goat fucking burning pile of camel shit
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 05, 2011 at 12:41 AM
    maybe you should refresh your memory....... Daniel pearl... look back at all of the muslim videos of cutting off the heads of live americans. These animals will always feel the american boot on their neck

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