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Gawd damn this tater'l go a helluva long way outta this tube. It'll take two cans a hair spray though.

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Florida Elects First Gay Governor

Posted by RickySilk on Jan 26, 2007 at 07:12 AM

Not that there's anything wrong with that. In fact according to Gov. Charlie Crist himself, he is not gay. He's just a single (briefly married in 1979), articulate, well groomed, tanned, 50 year old man. So don't let the headline of this post deceive you. Charlie Crist is not really gay, according to him.

Last November, during election time, when asked who I was voting for I said Davis. I quickly followed that up with, "but I feel like a winner either way since Jeb will be gone". What an asshole that Jeb is.

I have no problem having a gay governor. If he came out of the closet at a press conference today with his boyfriend by his side I wouldn't care.

So far I think he's doing a great job. He's already got the insurance companies on their bellies biting pillows while he hammers home the message that Floridians will not be gouged anymore. Give it to 'em Charlie, and skip the lube!

This post might seem awful late since he was elected 2 months ago but I wanted to wait until he did something noteworthy as Governor. Which he did during the special legislative session last week when he pushed through bill HB 1A - Hurricane Preparedness and Insurance [link] and signed into law yesterday.

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BadKitty spoke on Jan 26, 2007 at 11:27 AM

Ok so this guy is single. This guy has been single since 1979. OOOOHHH, maybe he is GAY???? So what. Why do people need to discuss this? I don't think my sexual skills should be taken into question in regards to my job, unless of course I am applying at the Bunny Ranch or something.
I am with you Ricky, if this guy is doing a good job, gay or not gay, who cares.

I am so ready for people to start concentrating on job performance and to stop worrying about what people do with their genitals in the privacy of their own home. As long as they aren't doing things with little kids I don't give a crap what they do. Smear peanut butter all over yourself, and hang from the ceiling if you want. Just give me something for my tax money, do the damn job you are paid to do, and stop bullshitting me.

Hollowpoint spoke on Jan 26, 2007 at 05:33 PM

Sure he'll give you something for your tax money.

He'll come over and style your hair after a bit of fabulous interior decorating. Just keep an eye on your colection of high heel shoes until he leaves.

Tekiran spoke on Jan 29, 2007 at 06:45 AM

we have a new governor?

BadKitty spoke on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:14 AM

As long as he does it after work, he can come over and parade around in your mother's lingerie, HP. :)

BadKitty spoke on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:15 AM

How ya been HP, long time no see :)

carpanza spoke on Jan 29, 2007 at 01:30 PM

First? I thought Jeb Bush was gay?

Hollowpoint spoke on Jan 29, 2007 at 05:17 PM

Doing fine BK... aside from a boring job and a blown car engine. Shot 4 deer this November, but, alas, could not find a drunk chick to nail over a freshly killed corpse ;)

holyjuan spoke on Jan 29, 2007 at 10:29 PM

So HP, when you're a blowin a car engine, do you wrap your lips around the tail pipe or just dive right in to the manifold?

Hollowpoint spoke on Jan 30, 2007 at 06:15 PM

I go straight for the fuel line. I'm hardcore like that.

daydreamtime spoke on Apr 08, 2007 at 01:16 AM

Destroy FCAT Charlie and i'll buy you a new pretty dress!

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