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Insane Clown Posse Named Second Worst Band In The History of the World
Posted by
holyjuan on Jan 15, 2007 at 06:27 PM
In a very understandable twist, Insane Clown Posse (ICP) was shifted from the Worst Band in the History of the World, to the Second Worst Band in the History of the World after the judges realized that being the worst band would actually be an accomplishment and that ICP was so bad that they could not be the best at being the worst.
The National Organization of Music (NOM) updated their list in Helsinki during their recent, yearly gathering. NOM has been rating musicians for the past twenty-one years; accrediting and sanctioning musicians and musical groups in all fields of the art. Their worst band list started back in 1980s when “We Are the World” was released. It was soon removed from the list when judges realized that USA For Africa wasn’t actually a group and it was quickly replaced by Katrina and the Waves. Since then, the list has been updated on a yearly basis.
In 1998, the group was added to the list as Inner City Posse in fifteenth place. They moved up to first place by 1992 and have been listed as The Worst Band in the History of the World since then. It was only recently realized that the group was somehow worse than the worst band in the world and that something needed to be done.
Clyde Vernon, Seattle, WA USA (Secretary for the NOM) on the moving of ICP to second place: “There is a saying that second place is the first loser. We took that saying to heart and christened ICP the second place, first loser in the biggest musical loser competition. "
ICP fans or “Juggalos” do not agree. The NOM website was flooded with messages of support from the ICP fan base. The ICP fan base numbers in the thousands and many of the messages had to be decrypted with various translation software.
Downwiththedamclown – Yo HATAZ! Cut wit it! (Translation: You do not understand our music.)
T-trip- U KANT HANG WIT THE KLOWN (Translation: My dad ignores me and I cut myself.)
JuggaloFish – pozers r pozers. ICP rulz!!! (Translation: How is it possible to be the worst band, but still only be in second place? Your rules are flawed.)
Jugg-ajugg-jugg - I don't hate the people who hate me because its not going to change anything, but I guess that you people are entitled to you own opinions so there isn't much I can do about that. I also wanted to say one other thing, people who hate Juggalos are just as close minded as the Juggalos who hate the people. MCL to all the Juggalos and Juggalo Haters. (Translation: I’m down with the clown.)
Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (Joseph Utsler) were both unavailable for comment as they were sequestered away in a studio attempting to fabricate more music and they were also busy moving back the release date of their next album.
With the ICP move to second place, Helen Reddy moved back into first place as the Worst Band in the History of the World. Ms. Reddy’s representation’s only comment was that at least she was not in second place.
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ps. it's true they suck