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    Baboon Gangs Raping and Pillaging Humans!
    Posted by RickySilk on Oct 19, 2006 at 07:30 AM


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    IndigoShaper spoke on Oct 19, 2006 at 07:43 AM
    I didn't know there was a definition for that. But thats NASTY!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 20, 2006 at 06:17 AM
    Yes, it's only a matter of time now before Baboon society begins striding forward, just as humanity starts stumbling backward. Get. Your. Hands. Off me, you Damned. Dirty. Apes!
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    holyjuan spoke on Oct 20, 2006 at 09:00 AM
    Hey... there was no rape. I feel mislead.
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    carpanza spoke on Oct 20, 2006 at 10:15 AM
    I had a aquaintance in college who would as he called it. "Dry dock one" when at a party. Which would involve sitting on the toilet backwards and pooping on the front part of the bowl where there is no water, making it impossible to flush down.
    Last I heard he was becoming a physician.
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    RickySilk spoke on Oct 20, 2006 at 04:53 PM
    haha, never heard of dry docking but I'll keep it in mind.

    Juan sorry about the lack of monkey on man rape but I needed a headline with punch.
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    BadKitty spoke on Oct 27, 2006 at 01:26 PM
    I saw an interesting documentary on one of my various "nerd" stations about this. In one instance, a baboon went into a house and stole a baby out of a crib. Scary stuff. It turned out that the baboon was a rogue baboon that had been ostracized from the pack and was trying to gain authority by stealing what he thought was a baby baboon. At least that is what they thought. Maybe he was just lonely, or maybe babies are the new white meat for baboons
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 03, 2008 at 09:44 AM

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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 04, 2008 at 09:46 AM
    would we consider elephants in our zoos to be african american?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 04, 2008 at 09:47 AM
    baboons ? gorillas? gaboon vipers?
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    bugeye spoke on May 24, 2009 at 11:29 AM
    a old African man related this to me. he had ritual scaring big holes in his ear lobes. i had asked him if it was true rhino stomped out camp fires. he said yes and began to tell me about how everything was trying to kill you and eat you then he went on to say you had to protect you children from baboons "they will rape them. i was having a hard time understanding his English and had him repeat it many times. that might be how aids made the jump between primates?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 27, 2013 at 09:12 AM
    No rape?!! I feel so damned mislead!!

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