You've got to read this story from National Geographic about gangs of baboons running wild in the suburbs of Cape Town South Africa. [link
] They know how to open doors or break windows to gain entry to people's houses where they raid the fridge lounge around on the furniture and shit all over the place.
"I have had them in my house several times, even while I was there. They simply brushed past me. I had to get out of the way," Laing said. "Even my husband got threatened by a baboon."
Sounds like some open house parties I went to while in college.... except for the part about shitting all over the place. Though I do remember a uh... friend.... performing an upper decker [link
] on a particularly rude party host.