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    Creation museum claims T. Rex was on Noahs Ark
    Posted by IndigoShaper on May 24, 2005 at 05:41 AM

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    carpanza's Avatar .
    carpanza spoke on May 24, 2005 at 10:51 AM
    At first I thought this was funny.... now that I thought about it I'm a little frightened. A little frightened that someone would go through so much time and expense to support such a viewpoint. Either way I think if they wanted to prove they are good christians, they could have used the $25 million to help the poor and starving of the world.
    MennoniteBoy's Avatar .
    MennoniteBoy spoke on May 24, 2005 at 03:44 PM
    People like him make good ol' Catholics like me look bad.
    vin's Avatar .
    vin spoke on May 25, 2005 at 03:33 AM
    I'm sure there's a few people out there who'll support this guy, do we really need more religion though? Or more mental homes?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 26, 2005 at 06:02 AM
    Repent now and save your soul from the eternal damnation that awaits you. Have you been saved? You mock and ridicule the flock of Jesus? You should tremble in fear of eternal damnation! I am associate pastor of the church of tranquility and redemption washed in the blood of the Lamb and I am Heaven bound and I want you to get on the bus and go with me! All that I require for this journey is a faith offering to put gas in the Heavenbound Train! Gas is expensive and we have to pick 144,000 blessed souls for the Journey , so if you want on board for paradise then pony up the dough for the ride! Buy the ticket, Take the ride ......BOOOAARRDD!!!!
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    holyjuan spoke on May 26, 2005 at 06:11 AM
    This sounds like the makings for a great darkride at the museum.
    vin's Avatar .
    vin spoke on May 26, 2005 at 09:04 AM
    jesus H christ, is that you? Haha, You know what i love about christians, you can take the piss all you like and all they can do is forgive you, when the shit comes to push will it be the sheep or the wolves who win? Remember it was christianity that first painted the devil into the world, not the rest of us! You sit waiting hopeing that all your years of service and gratitude will be repayed, i'd rather try and have fun with the time iv got, so quit imposing your will because mine is far greater than ur's will ever be, sheep, or leader of sheep sorry, but sheep all the same!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 29, 2005 at 06:16 AM
    Look everybody, it is another Scottish moozlum goat fucker! Praise be allah and ah salami lickum. What is wrong with you any way? Painting demons are you? Well the wolves will certainly piss on the sheep but all will not be forgiven for it is written in the Book that No man shall have fun in this life but shall have everlasting boredom and strife! Wasting time you are what with your drugs and alcohol and walking around with crusty semen stains on your trowsers from constantly jerking off. Wake up and smell the camel shit you foolish sand cracker before it is too late!
    DC's Avatar .
    DC spoke on May 30, 2005 at 08:59 PM
    People like him make people look bad.
    vin's Avatar .
    vin spoke on May 31, 2005 at 01:46 AM
    you mis read what i said, i never brought sin or satan into the world the christians did, i only recommend you read holy blood holy grail, and ask yourself how much you really know about your faith, or if your quite happy to beleive everything your told fine, couldn't give a flying fuck about u anyway. Scottish yes, muslim? All organisied religions usually start wars with other religions, you cant even call yourself a true christian anyway, unlesss you've stuck to every commandment like the shit stuck to your upper lip from all those rim jobs you've been given, take your pathetic excuse for an existence somewhere else, go and pray in a corner, or as we normal people call, go and talk to yourself, fuckin slack whore cracker!!! get aids and go live on leper island you mateless cronnie.
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    AbateNexus spoke on May 31, 2005 at 05:25 AM
    Few Christians bother to read their own bible for themselves. They’ll read ten Steven King novels but have never bothered to read the bible from cover to cover.

    Jesus Christ never once passed a collection plate.

    By over-emphasizing the burden of sin, as well as claiming that God will not forgive you directly, many religions convince people to give them money on behalf of saints, angels, or some guy that called himself the "Son of God". They claim belief in One Supreme God, but pray to and worship others beside God.

    Catholics: Have “no other gods” and believe in Jesus. However, with them you’re going to Hell if you don’t “confess” your sins to some pervert wearing a robe in a church. In fact you can do anything you want so long as you get a “priest” to “forgive” you for it before you die.

    Jewish: Share the same God as Christians and have “no other gods”. They just don’t think Jesus was the Messiah. So according to wealthy televangelists and the poor people that send them money, Jews are going to Hell.

    Muslim: Reject the use of intermediaries between God and Man, insisting people approach God directly and reserve all worship for Him alone. Contrary to what many Christians think, Muhammad is not Islam’s version of Jesus. Muhammad made it very clear he was nothing more then a man with a message and that no one is to worship him. Unfortunately, praying five times a day tends to make people willing to strap bombs to their chest and blow up small children.

    So is it a question of believing in the One True God or
    Is it a question of how you worship Him or
    Is it simply a question of who gets your money on the Sabbath day?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 31, 2005 at 06:56 PM
    your first statement couldn't be more true. the second...wrong. jesus said give to caeser what is caesar's and to God what is God's. you,your money and everything you own is God's. your reward comes from what YOU choose to do with what he has given you. people mistake the forced giving of the catholic church and the deceit of benny hinn with keeping the lights on and paying the preacher,mortgage and for all that glue your kid eats in bible school. YOUR biggest wrong is that you look at every flaw you can find of every flawed christian you can find as an excuse to knock all christianity. the teaching against sin is flawed. some churches teach that any sin is wrong yet, they forget jesus was the only sinless one. God expects you to sin. that's why he sacrificed his only son....to pay for those sins God knows you will commit. most preachers are too stupid to have figured that one out. the big secret is....there is only one true God and he has three forms. don't understand? join the party. that's why it's called faith gumby. you worship him in your heart. you get bonus points if you go to church and put money in the plate. never give money to anyone unless you know where it's going. anybody can tell you that leroy. God said to test him here....as in giving to the church. what the church does with the money,they will account for. your part is blessed 100 fold in this life. God says test him. so...test him. find you a ministry and give and see if God gives back "in this life". to sit there and type blanket statements against christianity is the devil deceiving you with the simplest of lies..and blasphemy. God made you a dare. are you gonna set there and bitch or are you gonna take him up on it?

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