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Is this guy serious? I think he's just playing a joke.

man this is old skool foo... cant remember last time this was posted

This guy's lost the plot, seals are far more attractive than dolphins!

In 2002 burn2shine posted an article about dolphins attacking people sexually, not at all the same. I am old school foo! I checked before I posted, so don't be a wanker, mmmkay? [link]

A bit harsh, Daydream? This is pretty old, the datestamp on the page you link to is 1996.

What up Perfect Foo? Long time no see.

Covering new ground, the article does shed some light on the oft-rumored Dolphin Taint.......seems there's a "Bridge of skin" there.

Ricky should post stats on exactly what kind of search engine queries lead people to this page.

And let's fuck with the search algorithms a little: Insane Clown Posse fans like having prehensile Dolphin sex.

The Juggalos shall come out of the woodwork for this, oh yes, they shall.

Im still regular, just dont post as much... Out of high school so not as much time to bum around. If male dolphins are so big, how does he please a female dolphin? - He's a liar, thats how.

That doesn't change the fact that it hasn't been posted here. I did check first, cause that's happened before.

The thing is, it's 9 years old, is it really considered news? Perhaps you should have posted it as a link, like Ricky did 2 years ago. [link]

I have enough problems with women let alone learning how to mate with dolphins. ;)

thank you for providing the link that I couldn't be arsed to.

and ddt, I'm being a wanker? that's pretty rich, you being a woman and all I'll just blame it on the hormones :yay:

I said wank to be funny and i ran the sex for dolphin and dolphin and nothing came up. So excuse me!

Much ado about nothing.

The front page was getting a little stale, I see no problem with rehashing a topic, old or not. At least DDT is trying to help contribute. Just look at it this way: At least it's not the juggalo discussion(s) all over again.

Though I do have my hopes. :)

I wasn't really meaning to have a go at the news article itself, despite what I said. I was questioning daydream calling kk a wanker for correctly pointing out that it is a repost.

Well, I thought you would know that I meant wanker more as a joke than an actual insult and that irritated me that you would think I was actually being mean. Then again sarcasm and jokes can't adequately be transmitted via internet. If I was mad I woulda called him a dick, staight out not something funny sounding like wanker.

The first reference I know of regarding sexual contact with dolphins dates back to the early sixties in the work of noted scientist John C. Lilly. He's the guy who was largely responsible for the whole "save the dolphins" (and whales) movement of the 70s, as well as being the inventor of the sensory deprivation tanks which became so popular in the 70s and 80s. The movie "Altered States" is an only slightly fictionalized version of his research, which involved at times spending upwards of 48 hours floating in complete darkness in water at exactly skin temperature, shot full of LSD and Ketamine. "The Day of the Dolphin" is also based on his work. In the 1950s he was involved with the US military on a project to see if dolphins could be trained to plant bombs on enemy ships and submarines among other things. In the course of his work with them, Lilly came to believe dolphins were not only intelligent, but sentient, and that they were attempting to communicate with him. He demanded the project be terminated for moral reasons. Shortly thereafter he left to set up his own research facility to study, and attempt to communicate with dolphins.

He was joined in the project by a young female research assistant whose name escapes me at the moment. The initial work required capturing and keeping a young male dolphin in a penned in holding area for many weeks. During that time the female assistant spent a great deal of time in the water with the dolphin which became strongly bonded to her. After a time the dolphin began making sexual advances toward her in a manner very like that described in the link above. After talking it over at length both Lilly and his assistant came to the conclusion that since sex play was a normal and essential part of dolphin behavior, and they had made the decision to capture this creature which they believed to be sentient without its consent, they were morally responsible for providing for and meeting all of its needs, including sexual ones. The research assistant began providing sexual release for the dolphin as a pod mate would in the wild.

All of this is documented in "Man and Dolphin" (1961) as far as I can remember. My copy of the book is a reprint which also includes his two other related books, "The Dolphin in History" (1963), and "The Mind of the Dolphin" (1967), so it may be in one of those.

This "Dragon-wolfe Dolphin-wanker" seems just wacko enough to be on the level to me.

Goo goo ga jujube dude.

Thats why we just forget about women and just get to the dolphin sex. They really wouldn't get mad @ u for messing up like woman would.
+ u develop your relationship with the dolphin after sex....

in britian it may as well mean the same thing ;)

Well, I'm sorry I had no intention of being a meanie. I thought John ought to know he spends enough time lurking in the IRC. lol I was just picking.

dipper that flipper gals !!