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Jesus Christ, No Driver's License for you!

Posted by MajicWalrus on May 12, 2005 at 07:19 AM

link]" />Here in my good ol' home state of West Virginia even Jesus Christ can seem to get past all the new rhetoric that's occurred in our DMV since the onslaught of homeland security procedures [link] . Anyhow, Jesus got his license in Florida but now (apparently he came out of retirement) he's not allowed to have one in WV (he came here for the scenery).

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Tekiran spoke on May 12, 2005 at 09:11 AM

*sigh*

squee spoke on May 12, 2005 at 10:02 AM

Maybe Jesus Christ drives like shit.

squee spoke on May 12, 2005 at 10:04 AM

He is a male driver, after all.

Tekiran spoke on May 12, 2005 at 10:19 AM

squee. everyone knows that female drivers are the worst.

carpanza spoke on May 12, 2005 at 11:13 AM

You've got to remember that Jesus is like 2000 years old. He can't drive because he's a geezer.

vin spoke on May 13, 2005 at 04:32 AM

If the pope can burn around in that pope mobile of his then there is no reason as to y jesus cant drive a car. Woman drivers are far worse than men, infact the blind probably come before them.

jumboguy spoke on May 13, 2005 at 11:26 AM

I found Jesus!!!

vin spoke on May 14, 2005 at 01:27 PM

Was he at the bottem of a bottle?

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