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Man with crooked penis worried

Posted by RickySilk on Jan 24, 2005 at 10:54 AM

A 59 year-old man writes in to Dr. Doumas wondering why his penis is getting more and more crooked by the day. [link] He's been wanting to bag some honey's lately but he's worried what they'll say when they see his banana dick. The doctor is totally off target, the answer to the problem is... you gotta switch hands! You've been yanking that poor sucker to one side for what, 50 years or so? Time to switch it up.

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MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 24, 2005 at 01:20 PM

Basically the doctor told him:

"Your dick is fucked up and spongey, you might never screw again."

That's harsh.

Rocket5005 spoke on Jan 24, 2005 at 05:27 PM

HA HA HA...you said banana...oh thats good...

Fukyomama spoke on Jan 25, 2005 at 09:13 AM

Dr. Dumbass?

RickySilk spoke on Jan 25, 2005 at 10:31 AM

That's the same thing I thought. Reminded me of that commercial where the guy is in a job interview and keeps refering to the interviewer as Mr. Dumbass.

Rocket5005 spoke on Jan 25, 2005 at 12:02 PM

banana!!...

BarthamTHC spoke on Jan 25, 2005 at 03:21 PM

retarded

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