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Crack the Vote!
Posted by Ender on Oct 18, 2004 at 06:03 PM

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MetalKing spoke on Oct 18, 2004 at 07:40 PM
I also read this elsewhere. What will also be sure to cause controversy is the woman works for the NAACP. I also saw another thing that pissed me off, apparently the group ACT (Americans coming together), the same group that was hiring felons to register voters, is spreading out flyers in black communities showing people getting hosed from the civil rights battles of the past and saying the Republicans are going to do everything possible to keep them from voting (and clearly implying at least in my mind even violence).
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Ender spoke on Oct 18, 2004 at 08:20 PM
Yep. It's evil when the Elephants do it, but it's been a tried and true Donkey tactic for generations.....

Hell, that's how Jim Crow got started, f'r chrissakes!
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AquaVelvet spoke on Oct 19, 2004 at 01:07 AM
There's a big difference in using scare tactics to encourage people to vote and using intimitation and fraud to prevent them from voting. That's what was going on in Florida during 2000. And honestly, I doubt reminding blacks of the struggles they had to endure for the right to vote in the 60s is worse than say, this: [link]

A taste: "former employees of the company say that Voters Outreach of America only wanted Republican registrations. Two former workers say they personally witnessed company supervisors rip up and trash registration forms signed by Democrats. The company has been largely, if not entirely funded, by the Republican National Committee."
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ChePibe spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 12:43 AM
Both parties have been guilty of trying to tip the scale over the years, this is very true.

I personally am interested in this case because it's the first I've ever heard of where CRACK has been offered for this kind of thing. I mean, c'mon people! It's one thing to shred ballots (one very, very bad, thing that absolutely needs to be handled, regardless of the party involved), but something entirely different to offer somebody crack for it...

This is seriously screwed up.
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holyjuan spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 12:50 AM
How is the really going to effect voting?

Obviously this is illegal and wrong, but how is this going to change the election? The guy had forms filled out with Geroge Foreman as the signee. Is someone going to spend money to get a fake ID that says George Foreman so that they can give Bush and extra vote? I doubt it.

This guy was paid to get forms filled out. He could have cared less what the hell it was for.

This is a non issue.
ChePibe's Avatar .
ChePibe spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 01:16 AM
The last time I voted, I don't think they carded me to confirm my ID.

Then again, the last time I voted was in Florida, so... who knows...
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 05:06 AM
that night I shall always remember as the night that I finally got my big old gut wrench into the tightness of your coal tunnel.Everything was going great,slicked up and throbbing when you said "hurry,I think I have to shit".I was so into the kinky nature of this taboo that I said "go ahead and shit because I can't stop". The next thing I know,I could feel your warm piss spraying on my balls and thighs and then a VERY strong shit odor drifted up from your flanks.I know it sounds terrible, but your cornhole got warm and slippery as I pumped through the mud you were releasing.you groaned in relief as you emptied your colon all over my cods and the bed,then I groaned as I unloaded my burden into your throbbing mess! from that day forward I was loyal to the democratic party!Long Live Cliton.
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 05:08 AM
that night I shall always remember as the night that I finally got my big old gut wrench into the tightness of your coal tunnel.Everything was going great,slicked up and throbbing when you said "hurry,I think I have to shit".I was so into the kinky nature of this taboo that I said "go ahead and shit because I can't stop". The next thing I know,I could feel your warm piss spraying on my balls and thighs and then a VERY strong shit odor drifted up from your flanks.I know it sounds terrible, but your cornhole got warm and slippery as I pumped through the mud you were releasing.you groaned in relief as you emptied your colon all over my cods and the bed,then I groaned as I unloaded my burden into your throbbing mess! from that day forward I was loyal to the democratic party!Long Live Cliton.
Ender's Avatar .
Ender spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 03:50 PM
Actually, Velvet, your article might be more indicative of the point I've been trying to make in various venues than my own. It seems to me that the machine political tactics are reaching a level not seen since Boss Tweed and Tammany Hall.

Either way, it shows that both sides will sell their souls for power. The fact that the payment was in drugs in the Defiance case only makes it more laughable.
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MennoniteBoy spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 11:53 PM
Hey thats how come I support them too. Wow he did do a lot of grassroots campaigning!
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LordXyrtex spoke on Oct 21, 2004 at 12:03 AM
Remember that post that chick/dude made about being a hermaphrodite on the "ICP, Juggalos,..." thread? Yeah...

That post about the scat/homoerotic democrat thing had to be the most insanely idiotic, most sickening (yet strangely entertaining) post ever. Can anyone disagree?
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 21, 2004 at 03:42 AM
creative perspective fueled by alcohol and other relaxitives with a dash of bitter wisdom topped off with a heavy dose of Hunter Thompson
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bapow1 spoke on Oct 21, 2004 at 12:19 PM
That was funny.

Been hitting that cough syrup lately?
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 04, 2004 at 11:20 PM
now where is that post about .......
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 04, 2004 at 11:31 PM
That was not a homoerotic story from my perspective,because that is a true story of me fucking your favorite girlfriend.Or perhaps my 2nd ex wife(link)!
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Anonymous Coward spoke on May 29, 2005 at 06:56 AM
Man I write some great stuff!
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Anonymous Coward spoke on May 29, 2005 at 06:59 AM
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 03, 2005 at 10:36 PM
See son, sometimes daddies dick will taste and smell a little different than usual when he comes home from shucking corn but that just part of it.
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 05, 2005 at 09:08 PM
Why would anybody vote for a gun grabber?
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 19, 2008 at 03:43 AM
If obama gets elected your taxes will go up, and black men will think that it is alright to have sex with white women. In fact your wife will probably start fucking every black guy she can. sluts
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 22, 2008 at 03:47 PM
I will vote for democrats because they will give me stuff. they will get the money from rich people who make like 30 thousand and over. i will get free cheese and milk and flour. I can spend my days smoking dope and masturbating.
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Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 22, 2008 at 03:49 PM
do you have any pics of tyra banks pussy?

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