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How did they survive?

Posted by bapow1 on Sep 22, 2004 at 09:50 AM

Well this is old news, but it involves people I know...friends of mine. [link] My friend Dave lent out his brand new, and very expensive, lamborgini to some other friends of mine. The result was a crash that, with only a miracle, could the passengers have survived. I heard the story but never realized how bad it was until I read the report.

BTW there is no way they were going only 100mph. 420 feet worth of skid marks is much further than that, especially with a high-end sports car. "The car left 422 feet of tire marks before striking a curb, sending it onto a sidewalk. It then plowed through 40 feet of brick wall before hitting a fire hydrant, a street pole, a fence and a dog, which was killed. The car continued for another 270 feet before it stopped, then burst into flames."

I have, in my life, never heard of such an accident. This being with 4 years working for the police.

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IndigoShaper spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 07:31 AM

That poor dog. :(

And sorry, but your friend is an IDIOT for leaving the keys within reach of young french tourists! I don't even think insurance will cover the replacement of the car because the registered owner wasn't driving it. And even if they did, they would charge one hell of a premium.

holyjuan spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 08:28 AM

Is your friend Dave the same guy as Rev's friend Dave?

Man... I got to get me a Dave.

bapow1 spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 09:17 AM

So it was part their also.

I'm sure his premium is gonna be high now!

bapow1 spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 09:18 AM

Never heard of Rev's friend Dave.

IndigoShaper spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 09:54 AM

A 21-year old who can co-own a 1/4 a million+ dollar car? Just what do these business partners do?? And are they still friends? Lawsuits?

holyjuan spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 10:07 AM

Give me 5 minutes....

holyjuan spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 10:22 AM

Dave's in the military: [link]

Dave buys ammo that isn't hollowpoint which ruins barrels (ha ha ha!): [link]

Dave and Rev to build a paintball field: [link]

Sadly, there are more occasions of me mocking the homoerotic relationship between Rev and Dave than there are actual occasions of Rev bringing Dave up. I think he got pissed at me mocking his boyfriend.

bapow1 spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 11:31 AM

Internet porn that is.

ChePibe spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 01:53 PM

It was "Dave" that was in the "Delta Force" and made Rev more knowledgable about the military than people that were actually in it...

I think he just watched Space Odyssey 2001 one too many times...

"Dave..."

MajicWalrus spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 03:26 PM

I've always hated guys named Dave and David.

MajicWalrus spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 03:27 PM

I've always hated guys named Dave and David, but not guys named Dayvid, that's just way cool a spelling to hate.

Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2004 at 09:17 PM

my name is dave. you bastard!

Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 24, 2004 at 09:40 AM

The travesty of this story is that a perfectly good dog died, but a Frenchman lived.

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