"dressed in a strapless white gown"

Has she no shame?

Every bride deserves to wear white. At least twice a year. While bent over a fire hydrant.

I'm sure you probably aren't being serious, but since it was brought up, let me offer my opinion on wedding dress traditions: I think its kind of inappropriate for women in this day and age to be making a statement about their sex life status with the color of their dress. Thats personal, so the dress color shouldn't be expected by society to mean anything. A girl shouldn't be expected to wear white and pronounce herself a virgin with it, or be expected to wear non-white if the jig is up. I personally don't like the color white very much, I think its a boring color and not good on me and dont want to be forced by tradition to wear it. A girl should get to look as beautiful as she wants on her wedding day and be allowed to customize her look with some creativity, and not worry about labeling herself as shameful.

Guess what... you wear any other color than white in a church wedding, then you are a whore. That's just the way it is. Sorry. Might as well wish for people not to eat turkey on "We wiped out most the Indians Day."

I hate to say it but Juan has a point.

I was just joking, but it's a stereoype that will last so if you get hitched in a dress that isn't white people will call you a whore.

Is someone getting married for the second time a whore?

No but they are an adulteror.

Only if they don't wear white at a church wedding.

Now if they were smart, they would have gotten married on the beach in a sun dress and still be married for 6 years as of this Thursday.

And yes.... I was in the sundress.

"...for the second time this year Britney Spears has taken a husband."
Big deal. Why don't they report on the number of sexual partners she took in a month?
I'll give this one 6 months.

are we gonna make a betting pool on this? foob who guesses closest to when it will end without going over, wins?

Divorce papers well be filed in June. Then Federline and his girlfriend Shar Jackson well laugh at the money they made off of Brittney.

Divorce papers filed on December the 25, Merry Christmas!

I hope she knows what a pre-nup is and how to use it.

maybe because she's not all that slutty. She made her serious long-term boyfriend wait almost 3 years before finally sleeping with him. They used to call that frigid.

The only thing girl's like brittney care about is money.

Oh no Brittney is obviously concerenred with artistic entegrity.

But you've seen the way she dresses and dances. Since "slutty" is, as we've confirmed, an image thing then it's alot less what you do and a lot more the way you act. And she acts like a slut.

I like the way she dances. She keeps my juices flowing.

I wonder about the "artistic integrity" of her screaming orgasm face.

soiled panties! I was backstage in Aug. 2004 @ her Palmyra,Ar. show. My best friends Dad was the manager of operations of the venue where she performed,that gave us backstage passes,HELLOOW! Christina Agguilara was there too and she was HOT and she let me get some stinky lip! Later Brittney got drunk backstage and actually gave a dildo blowjob! It was like I was in a dream! After she passed out I stripped her down to her privates and took her Julio Eglasias silk panties as a souvie! We got drunk on Zima cause Denis had a key to his Dad's liquor cabinet!We later went back to Denis' pad and had Gay sex

Apparently they spent 48 hours in bed after the wedding working on making a baby. [link]

"The pop star has been quoted as saying she wanted to have four or five children and she would start trying on her wedding night."

Guess she's a Mormon now, too...

I'm gonna call someone who is a slut a slut even if they dress and act respectably, because what they really are is more important.

This story sounds familiar except for all the bullshit [link] .

It could be that she faked the wedding! Tricky....

Guess it's lucky I voted "she's divorced already"...

we slept face to face for twelve beautiful hours Frenching.The next morning we went to Oktberfest and got smashed on dark beer and veinerschnitzel! The next thing I know we are racing wheelchairs that we stole from the handicap rental booth! I had a blackout episode later when we went to Hans' place but believe me it was totally worth it!.....................Paul the playa!

Turns out she was in such a hurry to concieve on the wedding night that she got it done ahead of time. [link]

G.B.P.S.D's.

It's sad how much time you put into these posts--how you pick out tid-bits of all my stories. It's a little obsessive don't you think? Interesting...I'm being stalked by an AC. You are definitely living up the kungfoo nature of wasting your time.

I haven't gone to the Oktoberfest yet, but I'll let you know of when I do. And yes I will be drinking the dark beer. I'll make sure to post a story for you so can rewrite it with your own version. Your stories are entertaining at the most.

about a couple of years long enough for her to have a baby.

Perhaps a comedy could bloom from the smoldering ashes of the "dustup" we have rolling?

Keep it up

It turns out the whole white-signifies-purity custom is a myth. Snopes.com says it all. [link] "Contrary to what many have come to think, a white wedding gown has little to do with advertising the virginity of the bride. That construct appears to be a modern one -- little in lore suggests it dates back very far at all."