After three years of research, scientists from Canada have discovered that beer is actually healthy. [link] Scientists, funded by Guinness and Labatt, have determined that if you have less than 3 beers, it's healthy. So feel free to sip down those two beers at the next party. You are doing a body good.

An american's perspective: 2 Canadian beers = 3.5 amercian beers--due to alcohol content. That means in one night I can drink 7 beers and come out exactly as I came in to the night. 3.5 beers of health and 3.5 beers of unhealth. Sweet...

Now let's say I drink a 12-pack on both Friday and Saturday nights. That's 24 beers in two days. My healthy limit is 7 beers in two days. I'm 14 beers into the unhealthy range. How do I make up for this? I drink 3.4 beers per day for the rest of the week (3.4 * 5 = 17). Now this is logic I can live with.