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Perry, FL police were surprised at who they nabbed during a "Pervs in the Park" sweep this week. McDonalds declined to comment on the matter, saying only: "We may be smiling on the outside but inside we're crying."
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    14 year old sex fantasy is a reality
    Posted by RickySilk on Jun 29, 2004 at 04:18 PM

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    disas's Avatar .
    disas spoke on Jun 29, 2004 at 04:30 PM
    Did you all scroll down? She is hot. 'nuff said. I mean, who wouldn't bang a teacher that hot. I would do it. Why can't we all get that lucky. It's true that it is every kid's dream to do that. There was this really hot teacher at our school and she played the kids. She like bent down in front of them if they were good. She ended up being a newscaster. Don't ask why she was a teacher at school because i can't answer that.
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    holyjuan spoke on Jun 29, 2004 at 04:52 PM
    Did you see that it was actually a 14 year old girl and a 23 year old guy? The guy was good looking at least.

    I know that I'm saying that just to get the debate started. As a 14 year old boy, I would have loved to bang most of my teachers. It just seems so much more different when you switch the genders around. In one instance you've got every guy in the country high-fiving. In the other, you got every guy beating the shit out of the teacher.

    What's the difference? The difference is that guys are sexist pigs and there's nothing that women can do about it. We evolved where we have an infinite amount of sperm so that we can bang every chick with a pulse and a menstrual cycle. It's in our nature. That's why men open doors for women; when their backs are turned we can jump on them and impregnate them. It's natural.

    I do not condone an adult having sex with a 14 year old kid. But if I were that 14 year old.... I'd be condoning every single recess.
    RickySilk's Avatar .
    RickySilk spoke on Jun 29, 2004 at 07:50 PM
    All true. Did you read the affidavit? It reads like a damn penthouse forum.

    That amatuer erotica person that posted in the forums should read it for tips.
    squee's Avatar .
    squee spoke on Jun 29, 2004 at 09:23 PM
    Thats pretty clever, having sex with minors while driving around so that no one can pinpoint a jurisdiction to press charges in. The male statutory rapists could learn a thing or two from this woman. But she had witnesses who could tell the police exactly where things occured, so that didnt work. Next time she should stick to airplane rides.
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    SurrealStatic spoke on Jun 30, 2004 at 08:13 AM
    Looks like they liked my hometown. Ol' Ocala is the place to go if your looking for hot older teachers to take advantage of your kids. Funny, but this is not the first time its happened there, but last time it was older male teachers and younger female students. I was in most the places they talk about in the report just over father's day weekend... Disturbing... I bet the kid was high on life for awhile though, talk about giving you an ego boost, your damn teacher is all over you...
    RickySilk's Avatar .
    RickySilk spoke on Jun 30, 2004 at 10:31 AM
    Here's some more pics and video of her turning herself in. [link]
    squee's Avatar .
    squee spoke on Jun 30, 2004 at 10:53 AM
    Is she gonna wind up in the foo hotties section?
    RickySilk's Avatar .
    RickySilk spoke on Jun 30, 2004 at 10:59 AM
    yep :D
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    jellyfish spoke on Jun 30, 2004 at 11:03 AM
    Man, she looks pretty hot in that picture, lucky kid.
    MennoniteBoy's Avatar .
    MennoniteBoy spoke on Jun 30, 2004 at 06:55 PM
    I don't think we should punish the teacher. We should give that kid a medal.
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    MennoniteBoy spoke on Jul 01, 2004 at 01:09 AM
    Okay to I know some people well say if it was a girl in the same situation people would be throwing a fit. To explain why I don't care about that arguement and why I wouldn't care if it was a girl. Women arn't real people they are objects built solely for the satisfation of men. Just said what everyone was thinking.
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    Dastoymaker spoke on Jul 01, 2004 at 02:02 AM
    There was a case a few years back between an old neighbor and the schools soccer coach. And damn she is still hot.
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    KingKipper spoke on Jul 01, 2004 at 01:08 PM
    I don't see what's so special, perhaps I've got high standards but she looks appaling to me, but then again I've managed to get out of the house since cutting down on foo.
    squee's Avatar .
    squee spoke on Jul 01, 2004 at 01:26 PM
    I think its more that everyone knows she will put out, so she automatically seems more attractive. There were some ugly cheerleaders at my high school that were labeled as hot, but it must have been just because they put out. Yes, i think thats how the rules in school go. School-age guys in particular confuse slutty with hot, like these florida 14 yr olds for example.
    KingKipper's Avatar .
    KingKipper spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 09:39 AM
    I seeeeeeee
    carpanza's Avatar .
    carpanza spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 11:54 AM
    You have to remember that Florida is in the south.....
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 02:38 PM
    She is hot?

    M'kay. Maybe for a 14 year old who can't keep from getting a boner in class she would be hittable but I have to disagree as an adult with the idea that she is "hot."

    Sure you wouldn't put a bag over her head while having sex but that isn't saying much. The kid probably could have found better in the student body as well as one being closer to his age.

    Now I wonder... what was this chick thinking? I mean really, what is it with perverted women who go after boys who's balls just dropped? Is this the teen with the gargantuan pecker?
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 02:43 PM
    Wouldn't it be federal if an airplane were involved?

    She was actually very stupid. Driving around can probably get you busted in more than one place if the prosecutor for each area wanted to get involved. Also she left a witness. Never leave witnesses.

    Beter to go to jail and possibly the chair for murder than to go to prison for kiddie rape.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 02:46 PM
    And the South shall RISE again!

    Yeeeaw! Lets go pork us a yankee bitch Billy Bob.
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    MetalKing spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 03:08 PM
    Apparently this girl posed for some magazine. Go to [link] and then go to photo essays, and it shows some nice pics over her. Damn, I wish I had teachers like that!
    RickySilk's Avatar .
    RickySilk spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 05:58 PM
    She doesn't look appalling to me. Are you sure? [link]
    carpanza's Avatar .
    carpanza spoke on Jul 02, 2004 at 06:15 PM
    Yee Haw
    MennoniteBoy's Avatar .
    MennoniteBoy spoke on Jul 04, 2004 at 02:34 AM
    Bet you that kid has all those photos on his wall bragging every chance he gets. You know I just realized how sweet his life is to his friends he banged a hot teacher to his parents and other adults he is just a victim. It's a win win situation for this kid.
    KingKipper's Avatar .
    KingKipper spoke on Jul 11, 2004 at 05:16 PM
    the eye shadow says it all
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 12, 2004 at 10:07 PM
    what ever the girl could have found some one else closer to her age "Can you say Jail Bait"
    jillinthebox's Avatar .
    jillinthebox spoke on Oct 13, 2004 at 11:16 AM
    All I can say is....Does she like little ones?
    Me I prefer them a little bigger!!!!
    MeanieWeenie's Avatar .
    MeanieWeenie spoke on Oct 13, 2004 at 07:20 PM
    how much bigger?
    jillinthebox's Avatar .
    jillinthebox spoke on Oct 14, 2004 at 09:35 AM
    much bigger then a 14 yr old.
    MAN size
    Are you MAN size or maybe you are a 15yr old thinking oh really she likes them bigger????
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 25, 2005 at 02:30 PM
    id bang her in a heart beat

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