I must agree somwwhat with your viewpoint. Most if not all politicians are. To achevie their jobs they had money to begin with. Once they attain that political job they forget their roots, and how the common person has to struggle day to day to make a living,with rising product prices but no rising paycheck.

Definitely an entertaining read.

Yep, its all the media. The media hates Kerry. This guy is smoking something good...

See, this is why democracy is such a good thing, you have to vote for someone you don't even agree with just to make sure an even bigger idiot doesn't stay in.

Aren't you ruled by a queen or something?

Wasn't the Harley stunt a bit of a satire, making fun of lame campaign stunts in general? It was over-the-top on purpose I thought.

ruled by a wife maybe:mfinger:

If John Kerry is a douche bag, then George W. Bush must be a used Tampon with the string unattached :yay: :yay:

This is the problem with our current government. The only candidates running are the ones with a lot of money. Out of those many candidates, one of the two with the most money will win. I don't care which party they claim to represent, they are all there because they lie, cheat, steal, and have money (most likely from lying, cheating and stealing). The worst part is that I want to affect change by voting yet I know that my vote doesn't really count and I'll end up with "Bad Guy 1" or "Bad Guy 2."

I am currently interviewing for cabinet positions for my 2012 campaign, all intrested applicants should post to this thread stating position desired and qualifications.

Thank you, God Bless America.

I am currently interviewing for cabinet positions for my 2012 campaign, all intrested applicants should post to this thread stating position desired and qualifications.

Thank you, God Bless America.

i would like to handle your internet presence. i can be paid in booze and bitches.

In that case, I think we will have no problem. See, I handle these sorts of details for him. (So that he doesn't get his hands dirty, you understand.)

For your services I have a nice trip planned for you at a later disclosed location. You will have a very nice seedy motel room for one week, stocked full of the liquor of your choice, (You are a scotch man, right?) 8 strippers, 2 "models", and a 3 foot blonde haired midget. A case of K-Y, unlimited porno on the "boob" tube, fuzzy handcuffs, 16 cans of spray cheese, and a hot tub filled with jello provided if you do a good job.

BTW, don't bring your key to the desk when you check out. Just leave it in the room.

You seem to be missing one vital ingredient: Vaseline.

No Vaseline!! It breaks down latex. K-Y water based....keeps the "models" from getting any nasty bugs from Troll.

That new KY warm gel potion ..ohhhh so good

Butt plugs sold separately

way to funny :D
Anti-Bush Online Adventure [4.7 MB Flash; parts NSFW] The Bush Administration discovers "the ultimate method of bringing about global domination for corporate America
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coward it took awhile to load,but was worth it..way 2 funny,but somehow maybe true.

It's sad but true. Kerry is a slime ball, but he'll probably get elected.

You're like a child, someone starts spouting about booze and bitches and you get all giddy. Too many details! This is politics so talk in code or something, damm. You are really blowing your chance at becoming communications director.

At least check his credentials first.

We never had this conversation!

damn that is fun!!

yes I tried it , it was fun. Nice link whoever posted it