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Cracker ass cracker arrested for connection to Madrid Bombing

Posted by Tr0LL on May 07, 2004 at 02:28 PM

Joe Whiteboy from Portland, OR was arrested after the Spanish police found his prints on a bag full of detonators which matched the detonators used in the train bombing. [link] Joe Whiteboy, also known as Brandon Mayfield, is a former Army officer who converted to Islam in the 80's and regularly hung out with real Muslims in a local Portland mosque. The Arab/English dictionary at the mosque now has a picture of Joe next to the word gullible and all the Muslim's affectionately refer to him as "Sucka". Picture of Mr. Whiteboy is attached.

Lookin good Joe Whiteboy!

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holyjuan spoke on May 07, 2004 at 01:50 PM

This guy would definitely get my attention at airport security. (yikes)

Hollowpoint spoke on May 07, 2004 at 02:03 PM

Imagine that-

1. Man leads ordinary, honorable, non-violent life.
2. Man converts to Islam
3. Man becomes terrorist.

Huh, I bet that's never happened before... what's that you say? It's happened lots of times? Oh, never mind.

Maybe he and John Walker can share a prayer rug as he joins his fellow disciples of the "religion of peace" in prison.

carpanza spoke on May 07, 2004 at 03:15 PM

You just can't trust Whitey.

Reverend Jynxed spoke on May 07, 2004 at 05:10 PM

Nah if he were a true islamic follower he would have blown himself up for Allah, killing a bunch of kids. The muslims are probably shaking their head at the audacity of this infidel imposter :D

Ender spoke on May 08, 2004 at 02:14 AM

Yep, any time you can use the phrase "Cracker ass cracker" is a good time.

I'm going to google that right now.

RickySilk spoke on May 08, 2004 at 05:24 PM

Isn't that from a Chris Rock stand-up? "Cracker ass cracker"

sloth spoke on May 10, 2004 at 02:07 AM

no, you're both wrong. Islam is a peaceful religion. Haven't you been listening??? :)

Hollowpoint spoke on May 10, 2004 at 12:55 PM

I've been listening... for the sound of an Islamic terrorists bomb going off that is.

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