"also named in the suit, is Henry Ford for inventing the car in the first place."

I think we are ignoring the REAL culprit here, that light post. If that light post had not been there, he would have been able to keep on driving.

Good point, sue the council for putting it there, then sue the sun for disappearing at night thus making a need for lamp posts.

No you sue the earth for rotating. The sun doesn't move remember? Totally innocent.

She claims that Coors glorifies drinking while hiding the dangers

Well, you know, every commercial I have seen shows cars driving fast or trucks kicking up dirt. Maybe they should show their cars in accidents, so we all know the real dangers of driving!

The most disturbing thing about this is a court is actually going to hear this, and even if they find Coors not guilty (knowing our liberal judges, I wouldn't be surprised to see them side with the mother of the jackass), it still ends up being a waste of their money and our money.

Maybe I should file a lawsuit against society for making me who I am, I could just imagine the headlines now...

I'm sueing People magazine for not using 17 year old geeks on the cover of their magazines!

Of course they want to show something good, who wants to drink after hearing about people dying from drinking.

Too bad we can't sue her for wasting taxpayer money.

The sun does move, just like our galaxy moves.

Well if you want to take it THAT far I suppose but I was trying to only go for the not so outrageous. ;)

I suppose you could go for the big bucks and sue God for creating the universe if you just want to go to the source. Big bucks for Suing God. Should be a sure win since he won't show up and contest it. However collecting may be an issue. Can you put a lein on the Roman Catholic church? I mean hell, they have a bigger chunk of cash than the rest of the churches :D

You could potentially own the vatican.

Now back to the sun not moving. For simplicity sake when I said the sun didn't move that was in reference to it moving around us. Remember we aren't in the dark ages here.

Butthead :D

Well I hear that the Catholic church is not as rich as it used to be....you know, with all the legal fees for their butt pirating pedophile priests. I even heard they may have to sell some of their precious gold and jeweled bullshit that they use in their rituals.

and the caveman that invented a stone wheel, eventually leading to the invention of the wagon, followed by the car.

so if you manage to win against god, what would you get? a "get into heaven regarless of sin" or a "get out of hell free card" i guess they are both kinda the same, but i just want one of those damn cards... then my enemies shall pay! lol