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    What is your secret Super Hero?
    

    Posted by SurrealStatic on Feb 16, 2004 at 12:31 PM 
    


    
	What is your secret identity?  What is your super power?  The Super Hero generator can help!  [link]  Simply enter your name, and poof, all your details are given to you, from your super power, to your sidekick, to even your fatal flaw.	

    
	For the interested, if delievers something like
    

    
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:
    

    
Name: Red Person
    
Secret Identity: *REMOVED*
    
Special Power: Nuclear Pinch
    
Transportation: Wonder Horse
    
Weapon: Psychotronic Grenade
    
Costume: Fibersteel Robe
    
Sidekick: Bobo
    
Nemesis: Jasmine the Blue
    
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
    
Favorite Food: Salad
    
 
    
As you can see, I have the handicap super hero inside of me, Bobo is my freaking sidekick?  My favorite food is salad?  Good thing I have "Wonder Horse"....  sigh....  What do you guys come up with?
    

      


    

    

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    MajicWalrus spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 02:57 PM
    
		   
		   Name: Flame Guy
    
Secret Identity: Secret
    
Special Power: Psychotronic Push
    
Transportation: Nuclear Umbrella
    
Weapon: Psionic Spear
    
Costume: Lead Mask
    
Sidekick: Hermione
    
Nemesis: Melvin the Puzzler
    
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
    
Favorite Food: Strawberries
    

    
I have a lead mask.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    MajicWalrus spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 03:56 PM
    
		   
		   Just incase anyone wants to know what my Avatar's superhero is:
    

    
Name: Sergeant Ox
    
Secret Identity: Majic Walrus
    
Special Power: Bionic Blast
    
Transportation: Electric Rollerblades
    
Weapon: Dimensional Grenade
    
Costume: Carbonite Gauntlets
    
Sidekick: Samwise
    
Nemesis: Marvin the Puzzler
    
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
    
Favorite Food: French Fries
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    SurrealStatic spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 04:00 PM
    
		   
		   Well, I guess this thing isnt that great then.  Using "Surreal Static" as my name, I got
    

    
Name: Flame Guy
    
Secret Identity: Surreal Static
    
Special Power: Psychotronic Push
    
Transportation: Nuclear Umbrella
    
Weapon: Psionic Spear
    
Costume: Lead Mask
    
Sidekick: Hermione
    
Nemesis: Melvin the Puzzler
    
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
    
Favorite Food: Strawberries
    

    
Must not have many different choices...
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    RickySilk spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 04:40 PM
    
		   
		   It's right about the nemesis:
    

    
Name: Light Wolf
    
Secret Identity: Ricky Silk
    
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
    
Transportation: Electric Submarine
    
Weapon: Graviton Lasso
    
Costume: Hardened Overalls
    
Sidekick: Bobo
    
Nemesis: Eric the Younger
    
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs
    
Favorite Food: Pie
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Tekiran spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 06:02 PM
    
		   
		   Corn dogs are the secret! Muahahahahahahaa....
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    AquaVelvet spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 06:06 PM
    
		   
		   Name: Thunder Brother
    
Secret Identity: Aqua Velvet
    
Special Power: Invisibility
    
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
    
Weapon: X-Ray Cannon
    
Costume: Chain Coveralls
    
Sidekick: Odd Job
    
Nemesis: Jack the Deadly
    
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
    
Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie
    

    
I've got the only sidekick who isn't taller than I am...maybe this thing knows its shit afterall...
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    AquaVelvet spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 06:11 PM
    
		   
		   I got my Bond sidekicks mixed up. Oddjob was the fat guy with the razor-hat. I was thinking of KnickKnack (Tattoo from Fantasy Island).  My bad, everyone. Move along.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    MajicWalrus spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 06:58 PM
    
		   
		   That's me!
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    MajicWalrus spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 07:01 PM
    
		   
		   Chain coveralls, you naughty boy.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    MajicWalrus spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 07:02 PM
    
		   
		   If you're addicted to Corn Dogs... wouldn't that be your favorite food?
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    VoraciousSquid spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 07:45 PM
    
		   
		   Name: Ice Dude
    
Secret Identity: Voracious Squid
    
Special Power: Magnetic Breath
    
Transportation: Turbo Umbrella
    
Weapon: Ultra Blade
    
Costume: Electric Cowl
    
Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim
    
Nemesis: Marvin the Hideous
    
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
    
Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie
    

    
I have the Ultra Blade.  And an electric cowl.  Just don't give me any banana cream pie. Yum!
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    StrollinAlong spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 08:06 PM
    
		   
		   Thanks for brightening the day. Great fun, silly site.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Lin-Z spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 09:11 PM
    
		   
		   Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: 
    

    
Name: Lady Girl
    
Secret Identity: ***
    
Special Power: Invisible Energy
    
Transportation: Turbo Train
    
Weapon: Lightning Sling
    
Costume: String Helmet
    
Sidekick: Red Person 
    
Nemesis: Harold the Crafty
    
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
    
Favorite Food: Onion Rings
    

    
Interesting sidekick, wouldn't you say, Surreal  ?  ;)
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 11:30 PM
    
		   
		   Name: Golden Man
    
Secret Identity: 
    
Special Power: Kinetic Fart
    
Transportation: Nuclear Scooter
    
Weapon: Psychotronic Spear
    
Costume: Bulletproof Underwear
    
Sidekick: Squeaky Sally
    
Nemesis: Eric the Flatulent
    
Tragic Flaw: Fear of rodents
    
Favorite Food: Twinkies
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    holyjuan spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 11:34 PM
    
		   
		   Working backwards through the code I can determine that your scret identity is:
    

    
Myron Tiddledickers
    

    
No wonder your a libertarian.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    IndigoShaper spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 05:08 AM
    
		   
		   Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: 
    

    

    
Name: Storm Boy
    
Secret Identity: Hoochie Bagoochie
    
Special Power: Psychotronic Pinch
    
Transportation: Quantum Scooter
    
Weapon: Electron Rifle
    
Costume: Kevlar Helmet
    
Sidekick: Squeaky Sally
    
Nemesis: Marvin the Nasty
    
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to garlic
    
Favorite Food: Olives
    

    
OR my real identity ;)
    

    
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: 
    

    

    
Name: Golden Panther
    
Secret Identity: *************
    
Special Power: Psionic Breath
    
Transportation: Turbo Bike
    
Weapon: X-Ray Cannon
    
Costume: Chain Helmet
    
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
    
Nemesis: Jack the Younger
    
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
    
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    SurrealStatic spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 08:50 AM
    
		   
		   Indeed :)  Though the costume sounds awfully skimpy, must be why I hang out with you in superhero land ;)  So what does being your sidekick entail exactly???  :D
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 03:36 PM
    
		   
		   Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:
    

    
Name: Demon Cat
    
Secret Identity: It's a SECRET
    
Special Power: Invisible Hands (Weu grope, grope feel, wiggle)
    
Transportation: Magnetic Skateboard
    
Weapon: Neutron Grenade
    
Costume: Silk Cowl
    
Sidekick: Gilligan
    
Nemesis: Arnold the Flatulent
    
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
    
Favorite Food: French Fries
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 03:40 PM
    
		   
		   And the Net Handle:
    

    
Name: Light Wolf
    
Secret Identity: Reverend Jynxed
    
Special Power: Power Hands
    
Transportation: Magnetic Chopper
    
Weapon: Ion Flare
    
Costume: Fibersteel Cape
    
Sidekick: Hermione
    
Nemesis: Jasmine the Flatulent
    
Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter
    
Favorite Food: French Toast
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 03:42 PM
    
		   
		   No, you could be addicted to something you hate. Like Hoochie and buttsex.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 03:43 PM
    
		   
		   Wait... bad analogy, Hoochie LIKES buttsex... but you get my point right?
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    MajicWalrus spoke on Feb 17, 2004 at 04:16 PM
    
		   
		   You stole my sidekick. We must duel!
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 18, 2004 at 08:25 PM
    
		   
		   I swear, if I weren't married I would bang you so hard.
    

    
Love, Rev.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Killforfunandforfree spoke on Mar 29, 2004 at 08:12 AM
    
		   
		   Me:
    
Name: Demon Man
    
Secret Identity: Dayvid Franke
    
Special Power: Fists of Steel
    
Transportation: Nuclear Scooter
    
Weapon: Electron Blade
    
Costume: Stainless Steel Gauntlets
    
Sidekick: Samwise
    
Nemesis: Marvin the Blue
    
Tragic Flaw: You are not nice.
    
Favorite Food: Cashews
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 29, 2005 at 11:27 PM
    
		   
		   Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:
    
Name: Golden Gal
    
Secret Identity: ptosis theseus
    
Special Power: Psychotronic Force
    
Transportation: Quantum Car
    
Weapon: Ice Sling
    
Costume: Golden Pajamas
    
Sidekick: Pollonius
    
Nemesis: Eric the Elder
    
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
    
Favorite Food: Chocolate
    

    
I do have a Big nose and my favorite is Dark Chocolate.
    

    
My super ability is being able to render large groups of people to be incapacitated by inducing nausea. I do this by making my flubber fly. First I shake my arm so that the hanging flab compels anyone to turn away in disgust - rendering me "invisible". Belly dancing drives the crowd insane,  screaming  and  leaping off the nearest cliff if possible.
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jul 01, 2005 at 02:18 PM
    
		   
		   Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: 
    

    

    
Name: Flame Flame
    
Secret Identity: Joshua Armstrong
    
Special Power: Somatic Force
    
Transportation: Quantum Plane
    
Weapon: Psionic Bolt
    
Costume: Leather Skin
    
Sidekick: Squeaky Sally
    
Nemesis: John the Clever
    
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
    
Favorite Food: Tofu
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
		
	   
    
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jul 02, 2005 at 12:42 AM
    
		   
		   Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: 
    

    
Name: Ejaculator
    
Secret Identity: Dick Moore
    
Special Power: Parylizing Multiple Orgasm  
    
Transportation: 1968 Firebird Coupe 3 deuce Ram Air w/factory four speed 
    
Weapon:  The Pink Torpedo
    
Costume: Glow in the Dark Trojan Armor XLw/cape 
    
Sidekick: The Poker 
    
Nemesis: The Clappin' HerpeCrab
    
Tragic Flaw: Kryptopussy 
    
Favorite Food: Viagra doughnut w/testosterone glaze
    
		   	   	   			
    

	   
    
	   
	
    

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