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    He is a pitcher... in more ways then one.
    Posted by SurrealStatic on Jan 29, 2004 at 10:25 AM

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    bapow1's Avatar .
    bapow1 spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 12:47 PM
    WTF was this guy thinking? If you were going to do pron because you needed money at least have done it with a girl. Keep some respect. Most baseball fans would have laughed over that. This guy will never get any respect now. From either the gay or the straight communities (for appologizing for it).

    "Tadano knows he may face fan abuse in major league parks such as Yankee Stadium, where heckling the visitors is part of the pageantry." -- You think? Get back on the boat and go home, people are confused enough around here.

    Can japanese guys even have gay sex? I thought their peckers were tooo small and "you americans have such rarge penis" ;)
    Hollowpoint's Avatar .
    Hollowpoint spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 01:00 PM
    They didn't say what "sex act" he performed- maybe he was the "catcher" this time, or perhaps he was puffing on the 'ol skin flute.

    I'm guessing that there isn't a huge call for acne-inflicted, small-dick, male Asians in the straight porn industry... now female Asians- that's a whole different story ;)
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 01:01 PM
    Great headline :eyemouth:
    bapow1's Avatar .
    bapow1 spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 01:02 PM
    LOL...Poor guy played with someone elses bat and now he won't be able to play ball.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 01:05 PM
    "If you were going to do pron because you needed money at least have done it with a girl."

    Only problem with that is that you would have to be generally better looking, have some sort of qualities that they need etc. Likely straight male pornstars are easier to come by (no pun intended) and even the gay guys to straight porn.

    Maybe it was his only option --at least when it came to the porn-- for a quick buck other than whoring himself out on the street corner.

    "Can japanese guys even have gay sex? I thought their peckers were tooo small and "you americans have such rarge penis" "

    Well yes, but they aren't the pitchers ;)
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 01:06 PM
    At least it wasn't Sammy Sosa's corked "bat" :eyemouth:

    Poor little guy wouldn't be able to sit for a week.
    Tr0LL's Avatar .
    Tr0LL spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 02:04 PM
    i told u guys before, you're only gay if you're catching. give the guy a break.
    bapow1's Avatar .
    bapow1 spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 02:09 PM
    Is going on the hear no evil, see no evil, FEEL no evil policy?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 02:35 PM
    U think straights dun go gay? Have a look at [link] ot [link] or [link] NSFW fokes!
    MajicWalrus's Avatar .
    MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 02:53 PM
    "Only problem with that is that you would have to be generally better looking..."

    Than who? Ron Jeremy?
    carpanza's Avatar .
    carpanza spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 03:07 PM
    Little boy blue.... he needed the money oh!
    MajicWalrus's Avatar .
    MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 03:11 PM
    You, don't, folks.

    Homo.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 03:26 PM
    Ron is an anomoly. His big pecker and fat belly is an inspiration to other ugly ass bastards that can't get laid. He is in a very low minority of ugly ass porn stars.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 03:28 PM
    We really don't need to see pictures of MagicWalrus naked. Besides, his "straightness" has always been a facade. His GF is really just another homo with man-meat between "her" legs.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 03:43 PM
    YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF FLAMERS BIBLE RULE #1, YOU WILL BE GIVEN 3 FLAMERS DEMERITS!!!
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 05:37 PM
    I'm sorry Anonymous fuckchop, did you say something?
    bapow1's Avatar .
    bapow1 spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 06:05 PM
    I thought it was his charming personality that led to his success.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 06:24 PM
    You mean looking, grunting, and sweating like a pig?

    Well that may turn on people like HP and lead to the popularity of that indivudual and thus skyrocketing sales of videos with that "actor" in it but I would think for most it's the hot chick rather than Ron or ugly ass guys that sell the videos.

    Ron is a legend because he is such a creep and gets the chicks besides. :eyemouth:
    KingKipper's Avatar .
    KingKipper spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 07:01 PM
    "going to college and my teammates and I needed money"

    Doesn't sound like a one time incident to me!
    bapow1's Avatar .
    bapow1 spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 07:02 PM
    He was in boondock saints (kick ass movie BTW). No pron there. I think he has moved on from the hide the hairy salami bid.
    Hollowpoint's Avatar .
    Hollowpoint spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 07:17 PM
    "You mean looking, grunting, and sweating like a pig?
    Well that may turn on people like HP"


    Nah; reminds me of your wife; didn't really do it for me.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 29, 2004 at 11:08 AM
    College roommates maybe. But it is very obvious what kind of team he was on! On the other hand, if guys become too homophobic, what are they trying to hide?
    MajicWalrus's Avatar .
    MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 29, 2004 at 02:56 PM
    Yeah, and your wife is a slut.
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    Lin-Z spoke on Jan 30, 2004 at 07:43 AM
    Asserted the pitcher's agent, Alan Nero, "If anything, he is guilty of being naive." Naive? That's cute. He really didn't think fans would see him as gay if he "performs homosexual acts"? But, hell, what does he care. When asked about hecklers @ Yankee stadium, he joked that he's ready for it. "I don't understand English, so it doesn't really matter," he said. But I'll bet someone gets a poster made of one of those pics from the tabloid and brings it to his first game. Pictures don't need to be translated. ;)
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 30, 2004 at 12:33 PM
    A slut with me yes. Unlike your mother, GF, daddy... they whore around with everything on two legs and some on four.

    Ruff!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 09, 2004 at 01:41 AM
    Beejezuz, such hate! I for one, have never actually stared at an Asian guys' pecker, so I'm not qualified to say they're small. I'm also not filled with such self-loathing that I'd have to put every single Asian male on the planet down with such a comment.

    If you're poor you're poor--you need money. If I were in such dire straights, I don't think I'd be in any mental condition to do inteviews, job searches and such just for something like that--especially if I had just turned 20.
    bapow1's Avatar .
    bapow1 spoke on Feb 09, 2004 at 03:22 AM
    First off we were cracking jokes. There is no hate behind that. It's a joke based upon a stereotype. Is that hate? Hell no. It's a joke. I'm a white Christian. I pick on my black friends, I pick on my non-Christian friends, I pick on my gay friends. They no it's a joke. Why were those posts hate? I didn't say anything about how the asians were better than us. For instance, "The japanese bombed Pearl Harbour, fuck them, they have small penises." That is hate. Just saying they have a little wee-wee is just a joke.

    Second of all, plenty of people do not have money in college. For the most part, no one has money in college. What do they do? They get jobs. They flip burgers, they work at the library, they serve food to people. Thats what normal people do. Who the hell does gay porn?

    "If I were in such dire straights, I don't think I'd be in any mental condition to do inteviews, job searches and such just for something like that--especially if I had just turned 20." - What the hell did you just say? Your 20, your in dire straights, but your not in any mental condition to do interviews, job searches, or what?
    SurrealStatic's Avatar .
    SurrealStatic spoke on Feb 09, 2004 at 08:19 AM
    "What the hell did you just say? Your 20, your in dire straights, but your not in any mental condition to do interviews, job searches, or what?"

    Yet somehow he managed to handle that audition to do the porno without a problem... When you are in dire straights, you get a credit card (even at 20% if you have to), you get a short term loan (god knows there are enough loan sharks out there), but who somehow thinks diving into gay porn (when you're straight) is somehow just "normal"??? Well, the guy up 2 comments obviously I guess. Amazing...
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Mar 09, 2004 at 04:26 PM
    fu
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Mar 09, 2004 at 04:45 PM
    There is no hate behind that. It's a joke based upon a stereotype.

    It's a stereotype for a reason ;) The little asian chicks aren't screaming in pain or pleasure in the Japanese sex videos. The look on their faces is more like, "is it in yet?"

    "The japanese bombed Pearl Harbour, fuck them, they have small penises." That is hate.

    No it isn't. They bombed Pearl Harbor. They DO have small peckers. :D

    Just saying they have a little wee-wee is just a joke.

    No it's just the truth. ;)

    Who the hell does gay porn?

    Well obviously more people than we think :D
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 04, 2004 at 10:36 PM
    Tadano video is everywhere now. See:
    [link]

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