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    Captain Kangaroo dead at 76
    Posted by RickySilk on Jan 26, 2004 at 10:58 AM

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    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 11:13 AM
    You know... they tried to say Mr. Rogers was a sniper too.

    I would have thought it would have been an opsec violation to disclose info like that. I mean sure the war is over but if anyone knew someone who was out here killing folks, someone would have been bound to take them out for revenge.
    Sunfire's Avatar .
    Sunfire spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 11:22 AM
    I think ole Silky was kidding.
    KingKipper's Avatar .
    KingKipper spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 12:07 PM
    ;) [link]
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 12:42 PM
    Yeah yeah, but with the Silk you never know.

    One minute he's all serious and the next he says, "look a 3 headed monkey" and as you turn he slides his silky smooth man meat into your ass without so much as a kiss.

    This just reeked of the Mr. Rogers thing as it was too hard to pass up not mentioning the risks behind letting folsk know about things snipers did. Especially if they have family that are still alive.

    Besides, I liked Captain Kangaroo, even if he looked like a pedophile.
    MajicWalrus's Avatar .
    MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 03:33 PM
    Heh... Don't you mean "especially because he looked like a pedophile"?
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    carpanza spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 05:53 PM
    It's true! He had 137 confirmed kills!
    In hindsight he looks a little scary and I'm surprised little kids liked him.


    That's an old urban ledgend about Capt. Kangaroo and Mr. Rogers being badass soldiers before becoming TV icons. [link] Fred Rogers was never in, and Bob Keeshan was a Marine in WWII, but enlisted too late to see any action.

    I used to watch him when I was a kid. Ah well, Happy Trails Cap'n
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 06:08 PM
    Now that you mention it feltcher, yes.

    It reminded me that there were special people out there for little boy's like you who deserve to be fucked in the ass by big men who have a thing for cum-loving little boys.

    How'd that fisting session with your dad go last night? Did he run out of lube before giving you all 5 fingers? Did he use your ass-goo to lube your GF's crack before shoving his tube-steak in her tight juicy chocolate starfish? I gotta tell you, he's a sick fuck for even wanting to fuck your GF but hey, when he gets bored of you he needs some kind of diversion. After all, I'm sure your sobs start to get annoying rather quickly.
    Sunfire's Avatar .
    Sunfire spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 06:29 PM
    Gunny Hathcock was written about. Quite a few books about what kind of operations SOG ran have been written. I don't think OpSec comes into it.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 06:36 PM
    And they mentioned specific people by name? *blink*

    That's just asking for trouble :/
    holyjuan's Avatar .
    holyjuan spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 07:47 PM
    Poor Bunny Rabbit could only communicate through banging his face on the table. Kinda like how I feel driving in Columbus traffic in 1/2" of snow.
    MajicWalrus's Avatar .
    MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 09:20 PM
    Whoa... You didn't respond with "troll".

    You're just jealous becuase my dad didn't beat my mother and me beforing running away.

    Also, my sobs get quite annoying after a while, but not nearly annoying as your bitching.
    Tekiran's Avatar .
    Tekiran spoke on Jan 26, 2004 at 11:20 PM
    I used to watch Captain Kangaroo all the time. Strangely enough, my most vivid memories are about Slim Goodbody. Check him out! [link]
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 27, 2004 at 02:21 PM
    Yeah, I'm jealous that I didn't have a "loving" father like yours.

    /end sarcasm

    Thanks but no thanks. I'm rather happy I wasn't fucked in the ass by my daddy like you were. To each their own I suppose.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Jan 27, 2004 at 02:25 PM
    I remember him too. Heh, those were the days.

    They should have had a woman hosting that though.
    MajicWalrus's Avatar .
    MajicWalrus spoke on Jan 27, 2004 at 03:07 PM
    Blah.. blah blah blah.. blah blah blah.
    typing_monkey's Avatar .
    typing_monkey spoke on Jan 29, 2004 at 03:59 PM
    Yes, Captain Kangaroo did serve honorably in the USMC, enlisting at the tail end of WWII. But--he was not a sniper, or even in infantry. He began as a linguist (like myself!), but his MOS was shut down, since, well, the war was over, and he became an admin. clerk. Not quite as glorious as the 137 kill sniper rumor, but hey, such exaggerations are to be expected.
    typing_monkey's Avatar .
    typing_monkey spoke on Jan 29, 2004 at 04:05 PM
    And...it would not be a violation of any infosec policy to list kill numbers. Hell, if you go to globalsecurity.org, you can even find the disposition and order of battle of our Marine Corps RadBn. forces! The things we keep secret are a great deal more valuable than casualty lists.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 13, 2004 at 01:35 AM
    Please do not make fun of arse fucking. I have sucked on huge poles and been pumped like crazy by beer-can sized 10+ inchers.
    You would not talk so if you had tried it. It is a great feeling to be filled to maximum. I have been filled for years now and ...
    Para papa paa pa I'm lovin' it!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 13, 2004 at 01:38 AM
    To be honest, I was fisted by a neighbor for around 5 years.
    He plugged me around 3 times a week too with his over-sized tool.
    It was the best thing happening to me!!
    Tr0LL's Avatar .
    Tr0LL spoke on Feb 14, 2004 at 09:36 AM
    Open ur eyes dude! The host of every kids show on pbs is a sniper. duh. :mfinger2:
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 30, 2004 at 11:34 AM
    you male or female???

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