Obviously we'll be needing photographical evidence to make a decision.

I won't be convinced until I do a close manual inspection. :D

agreed. ;)

Don't you kow, that News always has to be funny, or pornographic... this doesn't seem to be either, I hope your happy

Ahora en dìa a las prostitutas les llaman Celebidades.

this is an english speaking board jerk !! If your in america they speak english in that country

Yes, we know celebrities are whores. Hello, they act for money... sort of like a hooker faking it for HP. Only the hooker really has to earn it with HP's lackluster performance.

:eyemouth:

i still think there fake i will change my mind if i get 1 on 1 with them but for know there fake

I BET YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS YOU SOUND

Pretty much.

You monolingual moron. The rest of the world can speak more than language, and the internet is NOT America, that's why it is called the WORLD WIDE WEB.

If America is not an internet, what is it?

Of course they're faking it... since when do I care? As long as they don't light up their crack pipe while in my car, and fail to notice that the $20s I gave them were counterfeit, I'm happy :D

Don't worry- when your wife tells you she never fakes it, I'm sure she's telling the you truth :rolleyes:

The entire fucking site is in English. That should have been your first clue that this is an English speaking site.

When I visit a non-English site to get my fill of All Asian Teen Goat Porn, I don't post in English- so don't post in your filthy foriegner gibberish here.

Beaver: Daddy, Daddy, why is that man saying such bad things?
Dad: Beaver, some people just were born wrong and unfortunately they have to be born in America so everybody things Americans are like that and not like you and me.
Beaver: That is bad ain't it.
Dad: Yes son it is, now cover your ears before the bad man says more.

Guess I am bad on my english, but that is my beaver response!

I am the "Leave it to Beaver" man.

Beaver: Daddy what are those nice things on Britney.
Dad: Son, they are objects of heavenly beauty.
Beaver: Can I see them.
Dad: No, son, they need to be shared by many so Britney is nice to show them but unfortunately we can see them face to face.
Beaver: Is that bad.
Dad: Yes son it is, but hey we can always wish Britney will replace Mommy some day.
Beaver: Yah! Can she cook?
Dad: Doesn't matter son, for heavenly objects I will do anything that Mom does and more, we just need Britney.

Beaver: MJ, did you have sexual relations with my brother?
MJ: I love children...
Beaver: But MJ did you defile his rectum when he spent the night with you and Mcolly Culcine?
MJ(Drooling): Mmmm.... children...
Beaver: MJ why are you groaping my leg?
MJ: I love children... mmm... children...
Beaver: MJ why are you pulling down my shorts? And now why are you tickling my tinkler? Why are you licking my little wonka?
MJ:mmm... Wonka...
Willy Wonka: Did somebody say little wonka?!?!
Beaver: Big Willy, is that you?
Will Smith: Nah, dawg! Dat's me, yo!
MJ:Beaver your poopy buttox has such a savory chocolatey taste. What is your secret?
Willy Wonka: I'll answer that one for you Mr. Pedaphile Jackson. Now Wonka Bars are equipped with 25% more Vitamin 7 which is the main source of chocolate that is able to transfer into your poop. Therefore your crap taste like chocolate!
Beaver: So I can eat my poop the next time I crap and it will taste good and chocolatey!
Willy Wonka: Oh yeah!!! Buy a Wonka bar today, shit on a plate tomorrow and enjoy the same good taste of chocolate again for free.

That was me for those who are thoroughly disgusted

I think most of us pretty much ignore your posts anyways, so I doubt anyone had a chance to be disgusted.