I love The Onion.

Onion? Shit... I though this story was true.

It is, well it's more of an educated guess.

See you take into account the poorly written 'songs' *times* by them never have gotten laid /divide/ by the ammount of people who hate them with a passion and you get: They still live with their mommy's. So it's logical to assume that their moms drop them off at the concerts too.

It would be funnier if you thought it out more...but you probably don't have time to do that. ~shrug~ I know it's a dumb thing to think about, but I like reading funny things that are as funny as they can possibly get. :D

OMG, your right. I let myself go. What was I thinking? I let myself forget the old Chinese addage: Guns don't kill people, Crack-Cocaine kills people, sometimes...if you microwave your needles...and your friends watered out your stash without you knowing...

I'll never forget that again.

I like the new sig, Lep. :)

Okay Leptictitious, first you need to practice on your spelling, and second I would call it a very uneducated guess. Amount is spelled with one m, mommies not mommy's, we're not showing any ownership here. Now go get your Backstreet Boys cd and go fuck yourself you little bitch.
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Work on your fucking music taste dry-cunt. Was your mommy happy to see that you had spelled some words correctly? Or was she too busy fucking you in the ass with her strap-on to even notice? You need to work on your taste in music clit-flake, honestly, I downloaded some ICP music, if you can call it that, and it was freaking awful. It goes to show, these days ANYONE can get a record contract if they really want to. I think you better practice fixing your taste in music, it's fucking horrible. The ICP sucks, that's not an opinion, it's an objective statement, a fact! Since I'm such a nice guy however, I'm not going to point out that the only reason you probably listen to the ICP is because you either like guys who wear lots of make-up, or like performing oral sex on guys wearing lots of make-up. That is your choice, and I won't stand in your way, after all; your Grade 3 buddies might admire you for your flaming homosexual tendencies...who knows.

Only two things in life are certain Taxes and the ICP sucking....

Lep, are you saying my "musical taste" is somehow worse then your's? I'm not going to ramble on and on about how whatever you say is wrong and everything I say is right, but I'm going to actually debate with you (something most ICP fans can't even spell).

You come into a group of people (juggalos) and say what they do sucks or is lesser then you, without knowing the background of that group. I don't go to an opera house and say that they suck. If some opera singer is packing 30,000 people into an arena and is making millions of dollars, I don't think that sucks. I think that person has something that only a select few can relate to. Just like your choice of music and mine. I don't know what kind of music you listen to, and I could really careless. If you listen to Limp Bizkit, so be it. If you listen to Willy Nelson, good for you. I don't care if your "musical taste" is lesser then mine, I think it's cool as hell that you, yourself, could find something in that music that you could either relate to or be able to listen to. Some people think ICP is a group who says "Fuck" a lot, some people think ICP is a group with talent, some people (these are the people I feel bad for) think ICP is a group of people who are put on the Earth to spread the word of some higher being. I, personally, think ICP is a group of a fat guy and skinny guy who wear face paint and speak words into a microphone, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Not bad, that was a pretty well thought out arguement. Welcome to KungFoo ;)! I really have no beef with ICP, it's just fun to try to get reactions from these really weak arguement weilding fanatics...flamebait y'know?

Thanks, I just figured I would try to at least give you a decent arguement because most people can't get their points across without saying "Fuck" 350+ times.

It's even more fun if you can do it without sounding like a bigot.

Biggot=Flamebait

I hate when people think they are intellectual geniuses. You all have no real grasp of music and only listen to what is force fed down your throat by the mother culture. I used to listen to ICP and called myself a Juggalo. Of course, I grew out of them and realized that my musical tastes were more complex than that of ICP. I'm not saying that I'm an ICP advocate but do not hate because your little circle jerk hates.

How can anyone say that ICP sucks? THey continually go on tours and sell CD's to make shitloads of cash. Like SJC said, its just someones opinion, and ICP may have millions who hate them, but they also have millions who like them, even more important, hundreds of thousands, (posibly more) who would do anything that ICP said to do. ICP is just 2 guys rapping, just instead of it being about money, cash, and hoes... its about The Dark Carnival, Hatchets, and Faygo.

Its because people hate things that are different.. It's not on the radio so its no good, thats where the hate comes from.

Having your own opinion is frowned on, but Juggalos say fuck you, I'll listen to what I want, I'll do what I want, that's why I'll always be a Juggalo.

And... J and Shaggy both get along with their moms, I know thats not cool to you mainstream freaks who love feminem talking about killing his mom.. J Bought his mom a house as soon as he could, he's paid so he looks after her.

Holy crap... You're a smart ICP fan. Seriously, you're a rarity.

Well...we'll let that one slide since you're obviously a retard who knows nothing about ICP.....Everybody seems to diss them when they know nothing about their messages in their music...Basically, if you diss them, you're dissing christianity (if you are a christian)...would you like to know why? well...too bad because i'm going to tell you anyway!! They're message is "to always follow God..".....So since you know nothing about them, you REALLY shouldn't diss! Ok? Ok....

I agree with EVERYTHING you just said!! GO...umm...person! lol

lol!! Nice theory you have there....

IT WAS BITCH

fuck off ne 1 who hates on ICP, just a bunch of lil bitches

Fuck off anyone who hates ICP. You are all Just a bunch of little bitches.

I just though I'd correct your grammar for you I understand it must be tough for you to remember all that stuff they taught you in remedial English.

That was nice of you to tutor that stupid bastard.

Well it's sad really people allways leave the dumb ones behind.

Fuck you. u prolly never even heard ICP b 4 JUST like most ppl who hate them. fuckin shittney queers fan, i c ur icon. brittany is a dumb ass biatch who sings like shit. nobody likes her n e more. not that they ever did. but some of u fuckin losers that have nothing to do but talk shit about a pair that rap better than u could ever dream of. post up a rap better than ICP BIATCH

the britney spears icon is an icon to signify what category the thread is placed in. it's not Lep's icon. thanks for the tactful and intellectual post, though. :)

ICP is fuckin awesome how could you diss them
fuckin eminem lovin bitches
ill kill you wicked clown style, bitches

fuck u insaneclownposse rocks an hey there moms r fuckin awsomeif they chill wit they moms then fuckin let um they the shit an will 4 ever be that oh so hot wicked shit mutha fackos

thank u ur so fuckin right its about fago/hatchet/kill bitches like lep an THE DARK CARNIVAL an im sorry u grew out of the family but im 4ever down icp r the best fuckin band/family like ever an to thoughs haters u can FUCK OFF AN COME GET MY NUTS CUZ U AINT GOT FAMILY LIKE THIS MUTHA FACKO U CAN RUN TO EMINEM AN OPEN UR ASS AN GET FUCKED

fuck you, you fuckin bitch you dont know shit the insane clown posse is the shit only if i knew who you were you can go fuck yourself fucker. The wicker clowns never die

" The wicker clowns..." is that like wicker furniture?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot...ICP sucks clown cock.

The wicker clowns will one day die indeed. Just like everyone else. There's nothing really special about these two nerds-turned-evil-thugs other than the fact that they have created a marketing scheme that worked greately on sorry saps like yourself.

You should be ashamed to live. Go stab yourself in the eye.

Alright you guys, that's enough. Now, whether or not you like ICP or not is an opinion. I believe you should respect that people are so independent that they have their own opinion. If you love/like them, then go you. And if you hate them, then more power to ya. I dont really see the point in arguing in this message board because it's not like anybody can change eachother's opinions. I, personally, love their music, and if you cant see why I like them, then don't you think that I wont be able to see why you DONT like them? It's just strong opinions, and they aren't able to be changed easily, so what's then use of this message board?

~Caitie

GOD this is and old message board. I didn't realize it....I feel stupid

~Caitie