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    Insane Clown Posse named worst band
    Posted by Tr0LL on Aug 19, 2003 at 08:42 AM

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    MetalKing spoke on Aug 19, 2003 at 09:19 AM
    While I am not a fan on Insane Clown Posse, I do not believe they are the worse band. But then again Blender is owned by the same people that give us Maxim and Stuff. All three have good eye candy, but it seems like whomever pays them the most gets the best reviews.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Aug 19, 2003 at 12:37 PM
    Now we're going to be subjected to a bunch of posts by ICP fans- you know the ones- 14 year old white suburbanite AOL users who are borderline retarded and think pro wrestling is real.

    I wonder if ICP has a single fan that doesn't live with his parents, is over 18, or has an IQ over 90.
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    KingKipper spoke on Aug 19, 2003 at 07:27 PM
    i know one (no not me) but hes a fucking idiot anyway so point proved
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    Green spoke on Aug 20, 2003 at 10:43 AM
    they cant be the worst band ever! i don't consider rappers to be bands because they don't make real music, they just talk to the background music and scratched records.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 21, 2003 at 10:28 PM
    AAAGGGHHH!!! RAPPING CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 27, 2003 at 12:34 AM
    My reply to you dipshit Is this: Fuck you... I'm a juggalo, 21 years old and don't fucking live in my parents house. I own my own tattoo parlor and I garauntee that I make more money yearly that you do. The thought you have, that all juggalos are 14 years old fucking around on the computer... You can stick it in your ass. Peace MUCH MUTHA FUCKIN CLOWN LUV
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Aug 27, 2003 at 02:25 PM
    You must belong to the IQ-under-90 club then... not that I actually believe you- there aren't too many 21 year-old tatoo parlor owners out there... and few would admit to being an ICP fan, unless of course they were borderline retarded.

    ICP are the Spice Girls of rap.
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    ChePibe spoke on Aug 27, 2003 at 02:33 PM
    You should put a big "jugalo" tatoo across your forehead.

    This would prevent you from getting any more work once your tatoo parlor fails, thus making you inable to provide more financial support for ICP.

    Good luck.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 27, 2003 at 10:18 PM
    WICKED KLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE IF YOU WANT THE WORST BAND TRY ANYBODY ELSE FAGGOTS, OR FEMINEM, J AND SHAGGY RIP IT BECAUSE THEYRE AWESOME, AND IM NO 14 YEAR OLD LIVING WITH HIS MOM WITH AN IQ OF 90, IM A WICKED JUGGALO MUTHA FACKO, YOU CAN EAT A BOWL OF D!CKS.......AND PUT DOWN THE HATERADE FUDGEPACKER
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Aug 28, 2003 at 11:53 AM
    Your honor, I rest my case.
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    AquaVelvet spoke on Aug 28, 2003 at 12:35 PM
    Perfect
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    VoraciousSquid spoke on Aug 28, 2003 at 07:24 PM
    Hey, you wanna turn down the volume on that post, Mac? Some of us are trying to listen to good music.

    By their posting shall we know them, apparently.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 17, 2003 at 04:51 PM
    I am a juggalo and you have no right to say what you are. You don't even know what real music is. Thier diffrent they don't care if you don't like them and personally I don't care. You can listen to your pop music and ICP kicks Ass. I am 17 and I am graduating high school and going to collage I am not 14. You don't understand them and thats why you don't like them so Shut your
    Face!!!!!!!!!!
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 17, 2003 at 05:09 PM
    Before you end up being laughed off campus for being an ICP fan, you might start your education with a few English classes...
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    dirtydaddy spoke on Sep 17, 2003 at 05:52 PM
    Take that "fago soda" and drown yourselves!and take "deeez balls" with you!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 17, 2003 at 10:39 PM
    hey hollowpoint your bitch ass from the suburbs also because no real muthafucka would use the name hollowpoint. dude icp has been around for 10 years and their are juggalos all over the country who are not suburban white kids. I'm a mexican from corpus christi texas and icp is the best fucking rap group ever well maybe not ever but their better than eminems bitch ass. and who listens to eminem suburban white kids right and probably you wigger
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 17, 2003 at 10:46 PM
    hey hollowpoint I thought you were a thug not a fucking history teacher
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 12:28 AM
    I guess I was only half right- we're seeing posts from kids who aren't white suburbanites... just borderline-retarded AOL users who believe pro wrestling is real. Sorry, my mistake. Since you're Mexican I'll not make fun of your poor English skills; the other retarded "juggalos" have no excuse though.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 12:35 AM
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 08:23 AM
    fuck you, you dont know shit. what the fuck do listen to? eminem? HA!
    fuck you juggahaters!and fuck eminem
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 08:24 AM
    fuck you, you dont know shit. what the fuck do listen to? eminem? HA!
    fuck you juggahaters!and fuck eminem
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:25 AM
    ...the winner of the 2003 pulitzer prize for Explanatory Journalism goes to:

    Anonymous Coward for his stirring two part series,

    "fuck you, you dont know shit. what the fuck do listen to? eminem? HA! fuck you juggahaters!and fuck eminem"
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    SurrealStatic spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 11:22 AM
    Well, at least we know he dislikes eminem... Obviously there are not many ICP fans in debate class :D
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 11:46 AM
    or are you just having a bad face painting day??
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 11:51 AM
    I was going to purchase an Insane Clown Posse until I read that they just steal Emenim's stuff.

    [link]
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    dirtydaddy spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 12:05 PM
    most rap is recycled! exept for a small percentage of non"-I --want- to- be -on- mtv " rappers...Icp is just a joke.
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    dirtydaddy spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 01:20 PM
    you are starting to sound like a broken record or a bad sample "shut the fuckup you don't know shit" what is it---it's been atleast 3 times now.
    If your gonna be a spokesperson for "juggas" everywhere-please do it right--ASSCLOWN!!!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:01 PM
    ok im over 18 and in college and say fuck u u dont get ICP pleaze dont try.....im sure they could give a fuck less...but when u offend the fucken juggalos....ur as is grass im just sayin WATCH WHAT U SAY
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:03 PM
    hey uh hollow point change ur name ur not good enuf for it its an ABK song
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:08 PM
    Oooo, tough guy! Use full words you illiterate piece of shit. What what we say? Why? What are you gonna do? Cry like a little bitch and spew profanity? Threaten us with physical harm? If you do that, you really are on the lower rung of evolution, since there is no way to find us. Oh, and Community college after you got your G.E.D. does not count as real college. Neither does that non accredited university ad you got in email. Now, go back to listening to your ICP and thinking your big and bad. And make sure not to spill my fries you illiterate waste of space, you have a bright future, on day you'll be on lettuce! What a bunch of fucking tools.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:14 PM
    Can someone translate this? I don't speak idiot...
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:18 PM
    How do retards pass college entrance exams?
    Bandit's Avatar .
    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:20 PM
    "Annoying Bitch Kids"

    "Ass Burgulars Know"

    "Always Butt Krimes"
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:22 PM
    By tattoo parlor he probably means that he bought a used machine and he does "jail" tats for folks who come over to his house.
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:23 PM
    If you didn't care you wouldn't get your panties in a twist over it.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:24 PM
    THESE ARE THE SHINING YOUTH OF AMERICA>>>OUR HOPE FOR THE FUTURE(shivers)HOW BOUT WE Get jerry springer to run for pres....cause the way these kids are dragging it down might as well go fuck ourselves.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:27 PM
    Schools are not proven breeding grounds for genious...because just like any business they need funding. The more kids the more funding.
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:28 PM
    I'm sure he does something that they do in jail.

    If by "tats" you mean "gay sex" then you're probably correct Rev.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:30 PM
    Anyone else find this post really funny? :)
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:33 PM
    They are clowns... it is SUPPOSED to be a joke.

    Surely you see the irony of your statement.

    Peace out to my juggalo biatches.

    You know what I don't get? There are actually people out there who think painting their faces like a clown is cool. If you aren't the spokesman of a fast food joint, if you don't work at a circus, if you don't make balloon animals, face painting blows.

    Take mimes. No one likes them. The same goes for those silly goth twits. I mean really... if it was attractive to paint your face like a redneck buttslut from a trailer park who used 10 too many coats of paint, we would have evolved into those displays naturally.

    Feh. Clowns are funny. Painted rappers aren't.
    Bandit's Avatar .
    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:37 PM
    SomethingAwful has a bunch of stuff on the fans of Insane Clown Posse.

    [link]
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    dirtydaddy spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 02:43 PM
    ESPECIALLY HERE @ KUNGFOO
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:02 PM
    For those of you who are keeping score,

    Thug = Insanely Stupid
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    dirtydaddy spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:03 PM
    AKB actually had some hits...1979 "stand up,sit down" was 12 on the billboard club singles.
    also music is sampled on freddie fresh B boy stance-original old skool.
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:11 PM
    Name:Matthew Smith
    Age:15
    Education: East Missouri High.
    Residence: Mom's house.

    Experience: WICKED JUGGALO FUDGEPACKER
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:38 PM
    "This might sting a little bit..."
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:42 PM
    Insane clown posse is the s**t

    Your worst nightmare,
    a anomynous juggalo
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:44 PM
    Im an icp fan and im 13
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:47 PM
    ICP sucks. Bring your little Juggalo posse, I've dealt with them on my site (Twistid.com) and I'll dispose of them here.
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    RickySilk spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:49 PM
    Terry Tate was a mime!
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:50 PM
    I think we all can agree - Jyned & Hollow & Hoochie and Me, AV, jellyfish, etc - that ICP fans are hated by both the left and the right of this site.

    Come on folks, if we team up we can make these little kids cry! ;)
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 03:53 PM
    The word "Anonymous" is right in front of your face and you still misspelled it.
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    carpanza spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 04:12 PM
    I went to collage too. No, wait. I went to College. I think I knew how to spell college before I went there too. :)
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 04:28 PM
    What's the matter, afraid your mom will ground you if you type "shit" on the Internet?

    You're right, Jugglaos are involved in one of my worst nightmares... I lay awake at night hoping I don't actually see one in person (since I don't hang out with Jr. High kids, I'm not exposed to their fan base) since I wouldn't be able avoid laughing at them, laughing at them so hard I can't breathe... can't... breathe... laughing... too... hard... gasp!
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 04:34 PM
    For those keeping score: I'm continually being proven right that ICP fans are semi-retarded, easily misled children with no taste and the complete inability to master the English language.

    I'm not sure which is funnier- the notion that you actually believe ICP is a legitimate band, or your blind jealosy of Emminem (who I don't care for, but can at least understand the appeal).
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    Gore spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 04:58 PM
    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 09:39 PM
    Hey fuck you, get out for a while and maybe get a life....
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 09:42 PM
    You fucken rock, i'm 14 and have been a fan of ICP for a while. All i can say is, the person who said that ICP fans are over 90 can get fucked, and eminem is a whimpy lil bitch...

    So fuck you all who hate ICP
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:19 PM
    You'll note I wondered whether there were any ICP fans with an IQ over 90, among other factors. Like most ICP fans, you're only 14; you wouldn't happen to be an AOL user who watches pro wrestling, would you? I'm pretty confident you fit in the sub-90 IQ category, so I won't even ask.

    I'm telling your mom you said "fuck".

    BTW, it's not ICP we necessarily hate, it's their pubescent, illiterate, tasteless fans.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:22 PM
    I'll have you know that Mr. Fuck You doesn't hang out here; you might check out Fark- I think he spends a lot of time there when not running his laundry business. Oh, and he parties like a madman.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:39 PM
    I just remembered this one.

    A couple / few years ago I was watching the Howard Stern show (my choices were limited at 2am and basic cable) and ICP were the guests.

    They went on at length whining about being the "most hated band in the world". When asked why that was, they couldn't seem to fathom that it was because they're talentless posers; they just didn't get it.

    The callers were all people who thought they sucked; ICP (the fat one did all the talking) went off on the callers, telling them they'd beat the ass of the caller if they were there. One caller- a black man- didn't like the fact they were perverting hip-hop and rap with their garbage, basically called them a bunch of sell-out posers who weren't so tough. The fat ICP singer goes off on how he's going to bet the caller bloody... and it turns out the caller ("Angry Black" for Howard Stern fans) was calling from a cell phone downstairs, and came up looking to take on ICP in a fistfight. The look on the ICP's faces was priceless- an "oh shit... what do we do now?", scared kind of look. IMMEDIATELY, the fat ICP guy backs down, saying they're just entertainers, and he doesn't want to get in legal trouble, etc. Angry Black kept reminding fat ICP boy how just 5 minutes ago he promised that he'd beat his ass if they met on the street; he offered to meet him out in the alley or wherever he liked, but of course ICP went from tough ghetto-wannabes to scared poseurs in about 10 seconds flat.

    You had to see it to appreciate it- it was hilarious.
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:42 PM
    Facts:

    1) The Inane Clown Posse is made up of two brothers that changed their style from rock to rap because of Emenem's success.

    2) The ICP advocates lacing Faygo soda with heroin so their fanbase (made up largely of 14 year-olds) won't get in trouble with their parents.

    3) Bruce Utsler (the tall one) once had homosexual relations with an underage goat.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:54 PM
    Bandit, you're so wrong. That goat was plenty old enough- in "goat years" anyways. He held it by the horns while pumping away from behind; since it had horns, it was therefore an adult male goat.

    Geez, get your facts straight ;)
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    dirtydaddy spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 01:54 AM
    It does lift ones spirits doesn't it....an all out SHIT_TALkATHON!!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 10:12 AM
    Personally, I dont care who does or dont like ICP. They are my number one band. Honestly the reason most people dont listen to them is because they speak the truth about everything, they just turn and twist it into a sick and demented comment. If people dont like them, fine. But why judge them when there are so many more bands out there to listen to. There are different types of music for a reason, ICP just happens to be my style, i have been down with the clowns since say one, its day two, i guess i got some pluckin to do. But...if you like then, FUCK OFF!!!
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 10:56 AM
    I was amazed at the above post. Complete sentences, few grammatical errors (mostly punctuation) and the poster was able to convey his thoughts in a somewhat rational manner.

    Then-- he (like so many other jaggallos) had to throw an insult in there. I was somewhat surprised that it didn't say "F**K OFF!!!" $10.00 says he uses AOL. Takers?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 12:42 PM
    Hi, this in my opinion is total bullshit. eminem is great but icp has him beat by a long shot. the fact the we're all sitting here bitching about people whom we will probably never meet is just ignorant. by the way... you idiotic imbeciles... icp is rap/metal not rap.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 01:10 PM
    You've got to be kidding me.

    ICP blatantly STOLE Emenem's stuff. The two brothers who make up ICP had no act until Emenam started to get popular. Then they decided to paint their faces to look like Kiss (another ripoff) and spray Faygo everywhere.

    It just goes to show that because Emenim grew-up in a bad neighborhood, his rap is more true-to-life and hardcore. Bruce and Joseph Utsler (the ICP brothers) are suburban no-talent hacks who try to be hardcore but just can't compete with Emenum.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 01:47 PM
    I don't think I'll take that bet. I wonder how long it took for ICP fans to get over the demise of WebTV...
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    RickySilk spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 01:59 PM
    Hey hey hey! Look what comes up at the top if you google "insane clown posse suck" [link]
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 02:28 PM
    [link]
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:13 PM
    dude everybody knows eminem steals icp's music man. ICP was making fun of columbine way before eminem did. The only reason eminem gets credit for it is because he's a teeny bopper like britney spears. No real muthafuckas listen to eminem.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:17 PM
    dude it's all good icp are self made millionare's and have the longest selling rap album of all time the great milenko and they grew up in detroit and that is why they diss eminem because they know that he is just a wanna be.It does not matter what you juggaho's say but icp is the best band in the land muthafacko.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:22 PM
    hey hollowpoint i thought you were a fuckin history teacher you can't even spell and why do you have your dick in George Washington's ass juggaho
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:26 PM
    Really!
    Fact: Emenem actually grew up in a bad neighborhood in Detroit, while the two Utsler brothers grew up in the suburbs. Emenim is totally hardcore while ICP are a couple of no-talent hacks.

    No wonder they were voted "Worst Band Ever."
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:27 PM
    dude icp does not even play instruments so how could they be a rock group and if you listen to their first album carnival of carnage they are rapping their are no synthesizers or anything like that just beats and that was back in 1992. So all you all kids need to get your facts straight. Just because they are not on mtv does not mean that they have not been around. They have been doing this for 10 years that why slim anus is afraid of them and despises them so much is because he knows that he is a fake.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:29 PM
    eminem is from the suburbs he did nt even grow up in 8 mile
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:29 PM
    Is that some obscure little country in the West Indies?

    Why do you ICP fans insist on believing that Emenam stole ICP's songs? It's the other way around.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:31 PM
    what is the matter hollowpoint your mama does not let you cuss on the computer nut stain
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:40 PM
    but to me eminem sucks, korn sucks, marilyn sucks. The only true bands left are down, superjoint ritual, soulfly, sepultura, and slayer because they are the originals in heavy speed metal
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:48 PM
    hollowpoint is a song from an icp song clean your ears
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:53 PM
    yes sir i am so sleepy i can't type. hey hollowpoint your mama says it's time to do your homework nutstain
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 04:56 PM
    yeah so they can attack new york again or what
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    FNG spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:01 PM
    uh - i think you've just proved hollowpoint's point (no pun intended) his name stands for the bullet - not the band's song. I think if you look you'll find that hollowpoint bullets were around a bit before the band decided to use the name for a song.

    as for being 17 or 14 or 2 - who cares? you're a little kid. No offense but no one is goign to start taking anything yousay seriously until you're at least 30.
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    FNG spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:03 PM
    uhm he lives in the inner city
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:04 PM
    dude I'm talking about poison and yeah metallica was probably the first real metal band. motorhead and sabbath are great but it's rock n roll
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:05 PM
    poison was the best band in the land yeah right
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:09 PM
    hey nutstain that calls himself bandit I know king diamond, iron maiden, grim reaper, diamonhead, dio, and i can go on and on but to me it's "rock n roll". I know that jimi hendrix and the knack started heavy metal but i'm talking about the real heavy shit
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:25 PM
    Aljazeera is a news agency like CNN based in Qatar. What... did you think they were a terrorist organizations or something? Moron.

    Hollopoint made a comment before that you idiot ICP fan kids will be working for Mcdonald's making fries when you're in your 30's. I thought he was making a joke, but now I see he was serious.
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:42 PM
    The rock-and-roll hall of fame credits Led Zeppelin as the first true heavy-metal band. They formed in 1968.

    The first heavy metal song (In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida)was released by Iron Butterfly earlier in 1968.

    Iron Maiden didn't form until 1976.

    Before you go calling people "nutstain" perhaps you'd better do a little homework.
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    Reverend Jynxed spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:47 PM
    Bandit you are completely ignorant.

    Everyone knows Mozart was THE heavy metal badass of all time.

    Before you go schooling youngsters, do your homework :D

    Ahem. PANTERA rawks!
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 05:52 PM
    HA HA HA!
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 06:04 PM
    I'd love to believe you, but according to
    [link]
    Handel was the ORIGINAL heavy metal badboy.

    "...The baroque composer's 1742 masterpiece, "The Messiah," was marked with the red warning that indicates the content might not be appropriate for young children or others with sensitive tastes."
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 06:36 PM
    Sorry I don't cuss enough for you; I realize that you ICP fans can't type more than two sentences without using the word "fuck". Unlike your pre-pubescent, barely out of diapers self, I own my own my own computer and home, and am quite litterate and therefore can type a coherent sentence without hiding behind curse words.

    Let my filter the rest of my reply through my English-to-Juggalo translator (I tried the English-to-Idiot translator and the result was exactly the same, oddly enough):

    fuck u ur gay faggat icp iz 4 peeps dat suk dogz ballz an dat da truff yo. shit, ur so dum u prolly hav da icp termus ha ha. ur mom mit think u r gay if she nows u r down wid icp. fuck off an shut da fuck up you fuckin fuckity fuck.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 07:03 PM
    An ICP fan criticizing MY spelling skills- how ironic. Yes, you caught a typo- I misspelled "Juggalo" by transposing two letters. I hope the ICP fans of the world forgive me for such an outrageous transgression.

    Then again, you misspelled it as well, retard. In addition you can't seem to grasp the intricacies of grammar, capitalization and punctuation (like the rest of the idiot ICP fans out there). While I've never claimed to be a history teacher, I'm pretty sure my IQ is about double that of the average "juggalo".

    And here's a news flash for you- George Washington is dead and buried. "Violent J" however DOES take it up the ass; that's why he wears makeup- so he can attend gay gangbangs without being recognized.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 07:11 PM
    I'm a college grad; the only "homework" I'll be doing is paying your Mom $15 for a BJ while you're off at school... of course she does all the work.

    And like FNG pointed out, I probably live in a rougher neighborhood (North Minneapolis) than any member of ICP (or ICP fan, for that matter) ever did... and I'm probably the whitest person you'd ever hope to meet.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 07:42 PM
    The fact that Insane Clown Posse is the "worst band ever" is preposterous. Just because they sing about topics that not too many people can relate to makes them the worst band ever? Please.
    Last week, they (ICP) were on Howard Stern's show. This is what they said, in a nutshell: They have two Platinum albums, four Gold albums, two gold home videos, the second most successful wrestling federation, an annual Gathering that draws (seemingly) millions of Juggalos (sells out EVERY year, without fail), not to mention the fact that they are rich beyond YOUR wildest dreams. All of this without radio play or abMtv (anything BUT Music TV) support. Just imagine if they WEREN'T the worst band ever...
    Let's take the average Britney Spears or Justin Timberlake listener: 14 year old, living with mom and dad, AOL user, IQ under 90 (sound familiar?).
    Let's look at the average Korn or Limp Bizkit listener: 14 year old, living with mom & dad, AOL user, pierced [insert favorite body part here]. "I'm upset and am going to do nothing but complain about it!" (getting old!)
    Now, let's look at me: I'm 28, happily married with a 5 year old son, use an alternate ISP (read: not AOL), IQ of 130. I don't consider myself an "average" ICP Listener, because there is no such thing.
    If you're not too scared, try attending an ICP concert. You'll see a quite diverse crowd... blacks, whites, asians, old people, young people, broke people (richies are never welcome!). Nothing but massive love at those shows. That's why we're FAMILY! How many other bands can call their fans family? Slipknot? Oh, yeah, they call their fans "maggots" (but we mean it in a good way!) Your average [insert any other popular recording artist here] show consists mostly of young, rich, angst-ridden males who feel they need to jump into a mosh pit and beat the shit out of each other to rid themselves of their troubles.
    ICP raps about society's troubles and WANTS TO CHANGE IT, rather than just whine about it (see: Korn, Limp Bizkit). They don't rap about meaningless garbage like *bling, bling* or "twenty foes on my Navi". They rap about REAL ISSUES. Wife beaters (the people that actually beat their wives, not the shirts, smart guy!), child molesters, opressors, bigots, sinners... Everything they have EVER rapped about is a warning to those that partake in those activities, they are not condoning those activities.
    One more issue - I am not an "Anonymous Coward", I just don't want to take the time to register and all that crap... If you want to continue this argument, you can e-mail me at phil_green@adelphia.net and I'll prove you wrong some more!
    To all the haters, :mfinger:
    To all the Fam, MMFCL
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:11 PM
    That is fucking magnificent, hollowpoint! I gotta say, your Photoshop skills are well above par. BUT, I thought this discussion was about how bad ICP "sucks"? How did Jamie Madrox get roped into this?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:20 PM
    Facts:

    1) The Insane Clown Posse is NOT made up of two brothers, they are made up of two high school friends, they were a rap group, their style changed to a more rock-type sound and has since gone back to their roots in rap.

    2) The heroin-laced Faygo accusation is completely unfounded, they have NEVER said once in any lyric or interview that they condoned this type of activity.

    3) There is no Bruce Utsler involved in ICP. The two members of ICP are Joseph Bruce and Joey Utsler.

    Get your "facts" straight before posting them, please.

    phil_green@adelphia.net
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:24 PM
    You know what's so hilarious about that post is that I, as a Juggalo, am completely confounded by what you tried to say.

    phil_green@adelphia.net
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:30 PM
    ICP has been around (and painting their faces) for over ten years. How long has Eminem been around? Not ten years. Again, ICP is not made up of brothers (in the literal OR the slang sense).
    Here's a funny story not many of you might know about.
    Several years ago, ICP was out on the town (after having released their second full length album), when a kid came up to him and handed them a flyer. It was a flyer for an upcoming show and some unknown white rapper (Eminem) was headlining. At the bottom of the flyer, it said ICP might show up to perform. So, that just goes to show how wrong you are.
    I also love how "Eminem" is misspelled in EVERY occurrence of your post. You must be a TRUE fan!

    phil_green@adelphia.net
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    PhildaJuggalo spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:38 PM
    Alright, I've registered, so now I don't have to sign every post with my e-mail address, phil_green@adelphia.net.
    Please note, I encourage haters to e-mail me to further discuss this topic.
    Awaiting your replies!
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    PhildaJuggalo spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:39 PM
    heh heh heh... that is pretty funny..
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    PhildaJuggalo spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:41 PM
    That wasn't very nice... :(
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    PhildaJuggalo spoke on Sep 19, 2003 at 11:49 PM
    I read the first few lines of that webpage and saw a plethora of inaccuracies. I stopped reading it.
    You probably think the news stories on theonion.com are true.
    Laughing at you,

    Phil
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 20, 2003 at 05:07 PM
    I can't take credit for it. I pulled it from www.somethingawful.com; see their "comedy goldmine" where they parodied movie posters. Also see their "pranks" section where they screwed with a typical ICP fan.

    And while the original topic of discussion was ICP being named "worst band ever" by Blender (who's not alone among music critics for bashing ICP), most of us couldn't care less about ICP's music; it's their mostly Illiterate, juvenile, idiot fans we hate. Your posts (I'm guessing you're Phil Green that posted below) are pretty coherent, but read the rest of the "juggalo" idiotic posts and you should be able to appreciate why ICP fans are universally ridiculed.
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    MidnightDreams spoke on Sep 21, 2003 at 10:26 PM
    okay... umm people.. again you're arguing over bull shit, and over poeple whom most of you will probably never meet. the reason icp and eminem quarrel is because eminem wanted to open for icp and they wouldn't allow him to do so. are you all really that stupid to think that they care what you say about them? and as for the inclination that icp has stolen eminems "shit" that too is wrong, icp has been out for years and if anyone supposedly stolen anyone's "shit" don't you think that it would be more likely for eminem to do so than icp. hmm you idiotioc morons... think about it. oh yeah, and eminem grew up in the fucking suburbs... icp is from 8 mile.. jesus fucking christ if you are going to argue about something atleast have factual evidence to back up your comments.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 12:04 PM
    Yeah I think that all you people need to get a life and stop arguning about something you can NEVER change..People are always going to hate..They just don't understand the messages,and won't take the time to...They're what you'd call a "Square" You haters think you're too good to listen to ICP......And true this.They don't rap about Material Items..Like Eminem and whoever else..blah blah..*Rollin' in a drop top...bling fuckin' bling* Yeah... Much Mutha Fuckin' Clown Love!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 12:08 PM
    You're from Minneapolis Minnesota?...That's cute cause so am I..It's not that! Hardly shit compared to anything esle.You're sad if you think you're rough and bad cause you're from Minneapolis Minnesota..haha..mmfcl
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 12:13 PM
    Have you ever even LISTENED to Eminem you fucking retard? Find me one instance of him rapping about bling bling shit. What's that? You can't? Oh.

    I just love the ICP concept, with the clown love and all that - "Shit, even the GOTH kids rejected us as too much of losers. Let's start our own clique, based around...clowns!"
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    PhildaJuggalo spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 12:37 PM
    I do have to agree with you that there is a significant amount of Juggalos out there that are mildly retarded (and in some cases, exceptionally retarded); I've run into a few in my days, but you can NOT say that these morons are specifically limited to Juggalos. There are Limp Bizkit (oh, sorry, they changed the name of their band to "limpbizkit") fans that act in such a manner. There are Christina Aguilera fans that refuse to use capitalization (or use CAPS LOCK) or punctuation in posts on their message boards. "Spell check? What's that?" The only reason this discussion has gone to these extents is because of ICP. They are the world's most hated band and they wouldn't have it any other way.
    There's a saying in show business, "There's no such thing as BAD publicity". ICP has ridden that boat, no doubt. Their first platinum album, The Great Milenko, went platinum only after all of the hullabaloo between them and Disney. Until that point, they hadn't even gone GOLD. Now that all that's died down and all those bandwagon-riders have fallen off, only the TRUE Juggalos are left, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Now, can't we all just get along?
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 04:33 PM
    Dear ~*~*Ashleigh*~*~,

    Just out of curiosity, do you spell your name with a capital "~" or are they lower case?

    For someone who advocates against "...(sic) arguing over bull shit...", you sure are upset. Why all the bile and hate ~*~*Ashleigh*~*~?

    Can't you just let it rest that the Insane Clown Posse has stolen things from Eminom's repertoire, and lied to the public? Perhaps they are jealous of Eminum's success and just want to ride his coattails. Who knows what a thief's true motives really are ~*~*Ashleigh*~*~.

    It's a shame that you are so full of discontent. Perhaps if you were to listen to some different -- "happier" music, things wouldn't seem so dark and desperate. I recommend something more mellow. Barry Manilow may have something on one of his CDs you'd probably like.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 05:28 PM
    if you think you're rough and bad cause you're from Minneapolis Minnesota

    I never claimed to be "rough and bad", rather pointing out that I'm not in the suburbs as was implied above. I don't know what part of Minnesota you're from, but if you knew anything about Minneapolis, you'd know that North Minneapolis isn't exactly Edina. As bad as the worst parts of Detroit? Not by a long shot; but probably rougher than the suburbs that ICP and their fans live in.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 06:11 PM
    Minneapolis is so cute.

    Let's look at some crime statistics.
    In the national average (per 100,000 people) Minneapolis is above the national average in crime in every category. The categories include: Murder, Forcible Rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, larceny and auto theft.

    link]">Minneapolis

    Compared to a really bad city like New York,
    link]">New York
    ...oh wait. Crime is worse on average in Minneapolis than in New York. Sorry.

    um... how about Los Angeles,
    link]">Los Angeles
    No... Crime isn't as bad as it is in Minneapolis either.

    Hmmm....

    Hollopoint, I'd move if I were you.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 22, 2003 at 06:50 PM
    The violent crime rate for Minneapolis is lower than LA, but higher than NYC according to the FBI:

    Minneapolis compared to LA: [link]

    Minneapolic compared to NYC: [link]

    I don't plan on moving; rather I do something that people in NYC and LA can't do legally- carry a gun (I have a permit allowing me to do so). I also have a Doberman that guards my house when I'm gone.
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    carpanza spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 12:22 PM
    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

    - Jack Handey
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 04:36 PM
    yes it does say that i am an anonymous coward or whatever-but i am not. i just am not a member of this site and don't want to be. but i do have something to say about what you said about ICP and the fans. i am a juggalette-for you narrow minded fools that is a fan of ICP and all of the psychopathic family). and we are not all 14 year old little boys. yes there are some 14 year old juggalos but that doesn't mean anything. and to answer your question-yes there are plenty of juggalos out there that are well educated and don't live at home- we are all well educated but some live at home. i don't, i have a good paying job, i graduated high school with straight As and am now going to college. so despite what some of you may think we are good, well rounded people. at least we aren't judging all of you like you judge us. but forget that-we are the wicked clowns,and wicked clowns will never die. but you all are just ignorant narrowed minded people. oh well. sincerely- the Juggalette
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 04:44 PM
    But apparently, you never learned how to capitalize sentences :)

    Go away freaks, we don't wantcha here.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 04:47 PM
    i fucking agree with the juggalo that basically told all of you haters to fuck off. go on all you haters and drink that hater-aid,im sure it tastes like shit doesnt it but thats cool because that is all that you haters deserve. but i have to get ready to go see J and Shaggy so all you haters fuck off, and all you juggalos much love because us wicked clowns will never die. always- the Juggalette
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 05:02 PM
    no i did not you fucking tight ass cock sucker. i dont need to fucking capatilize my fucking sentnces. why the fuck should i? i said what the fuck i needed to say without being all gramatically correct like all you gay fucks. so fuck off. i could give a fuck what the fuck you say. motherfucker. the Juggalette
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 05:05 PM
    I don't believe that you got straight A's... certainly not in English composition.

    As for your "good paying job", stop asking me if I want to "supersize my order for 39 cents more" every time I go through the drive-through- I hate it when you do that.
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 05:16 PM
    Clearly, English and vocabulary aren't your strong suit either. You would THINK you would know what the hell you are doing though, given that you "got straight A's".

    I'm tired of you fucking freaks hanging around here and posting on our boards. Go back to your damn Faygo and stupid little reject cliques that no one but you and the other losers you hang around with know anything about. Ooo, clowns, scary! Look, a clown with an attitude, trying to rap! Wow, I'm so damn impressed. Can I join your club too? Oh, and you have your own slang...woopty FUCKING doo.

    Look, I know your probably overweight. I know you are probably still a virgin, and that you are just DYING for the day when your acne will clear up and you can stop wearing those glasses. I know you think that, cuz you are "accepted" by this third-rate-Bozo-the-clown-wanna-be-circle-jerk, that makes you immune and cool from the rest of the world. Well, it doesn't. You mock and ridicule the people who have mocked and ridiculed you forever. And wake up and SMELL THE FUCKING FAYGO, they will KEEP mocking you. You say you're in college? Then grow the hell up...this is the real world, and no one gives a shit about juggalos and slim anus and all that bullshit.

    Oh, and one more thing. Your damn Psycopathic Records? Yeah, they are part of the RIAA. That makes them the bitch of corporate America, just like every other damn record label. Buy into the hype all you want, your just buying "cool" in a different form. ICP are as much sellouts as Eminem.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 05:21 PM
    Like all the other idiotic, incoherent "juggalo" posts you managed to say "fuck off" at least twice and wrote with the usual disdain for the rules of grammar- but you forgot to say something negative about (the far more successful, critically acclaimed) Eminem.

    What kind of "juggalo" are you for crying out loud?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 05:46 PM
    This a review from very few people i mena what the fuck what about the band "Bread" or some stupid shit i mena ICP has sold more merch,cd's,vids, whatever you can think of so your opinion means jack shit to me BIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 06:09 PM
    You forgot pretty much every other respected music reviewer out there- they've all given ICP bad reviews- and it's not because they "don't understand" them, it's because they understand them all too well- their lyrics are riddled with overused cliches and are more trite than cutting-edge.

    And yes, I'm quite certain ICP has sold more lunchboxes, crayons and other trinkets than most... because that's what they're all about- marketing and merchandising to young kids who are so desperate for a sense of identity that they latch on to no-talent sell-outs like ICP. "Oh, I'm a "juggalo" now- my life finally has meaning!"

    Hell, I bet even goths laugh at ICP fans... and everyone laughs at goths (except maybe furries).
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 06:26 PM
    You managed to work the word "fuck" into your tarzan-style English ten times.

    Mom must be so proud.

    Make sure you remember this sentence (or maybe copy it down somewhere) so that you can duplicate this effort when you apply for a job.

    Sorry... When you apply for welfare. Make sure you say that the reason you couldn't get a job had nothing to do with the fact that you can't construct a complete, coherent sentence. Because you "...said what the fuck [you] needed to say without being all gramatically (sic) correct like all you gay fucks."
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 06:52 PM
    It took me a while to figure out what was going on in your train-wreck of a sentence. Then I realized you had a question hidden in your insecure, scared, little insults.

    You asked, "...This a review from very few people i mena what the fuck what about the band "Bread" or some stupid shit..."

    This title of this thread is, "Insane Clown Posse named worst band." There is nothing about Bread or any other band in the title. If you want to talk about how much Bread, Emenem or any other band sucks, that is a topic for another thread.

    I realize that the internet is probably new to you. That's OK. AOL doesn't care what morons use their ISP. As long as your Mom mails them a check every month, you can say "fuck, fuck, fuck" all you want.

    Just-- go do it somewhere else.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 09:44 PM
    little bitch ass mother fuckers like you is gonna get ya wig split if you keep haten on ..the INSANE CLOWN POSSE...woop woo...little bitch....unsere ehre heisst treue.....................
    juggalo 4 fuckin life bitch
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 09:48 PM
    i think yous a little preepy bitch that needs ya wig split..you just keep haten and see what happenas bitch and who gives a fuck if some of juggalos hit up the computer cause we aint got no fuckin friends..well we aint got shit..except..the dark carnival of outcasts..the JUGGALOS...bitch
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 09:53 PM
    FUCK HOLLOWPOINT...juggalos 4 life
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 10:01 PM
    14 years old? Probably.
    Typing on Mommies computer? Very Likely
    IQ under 90? Definately

    Now go away and beg your mommy to buy you an ICP lunchbox and backpack, junior. And yes, those people who laugh when you tell them you're an ICP fan- they are laughing at you, not with you.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 10:17 PM
    I agree that "juggalos" are outcasts with no friends- see my post towards the bottom. ICP preys on losers like you who are lonely and desperate for a sense of identity. They make their idiot, juvenile fans feel like they belong to a group (juggalos) and then proceed to sell them crappy merchandise and even crappier CD's; it doesn't matter if they suck- losers like you are so desperate to be part of a group they'll buy anything.

    And really, no one feels the slightest bit threatened or impressed by threats made by you or any other ICP fan. Most of us would laugh at you to your face- you won't do anything about it for fear of having your mommy ground you.

    Now run along, junior. Don't worry, SOMEDAY you'll eventually kiss a girl.
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 10:24 PM
    Although I'm not quite sure if that last part is exactly true.

    I mean, all that "practicing" he's been doing with the other (surprisingly all male) members of his "dark posse" or whatever the fuck have to add up to something right? ;)
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 10:24 PM
    I could use a good fuck right about now- is your mom available? I've got $20; that's what she charged last time.

    I probably wouldn't fuck a ICP fan though- all 8 female ICP fans are either underage or really fat.

    As far as you all being "juggalos for life"- once you either 1) discover girls or 2) realize everyone is laughing at you- you'll forget all about ICP.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 11:15 PM
    A first generation juggalo would be about 20-25 by now, but I agree many young ones are retarded...COME TO CHITOWN AND TALK SOME SMACK!!! CLOWN LOVE!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 11:36 PM
    Hell yeah! This lame-ass is houndoggin Washington like 12year-old girls on eminem...lol, why don't you go back teaching and quit gettin humiliated by all these people. Anyway, the whole point was to get attention and it worked, all you haters can't stand to see ICP and the juggalos havin the time of our life. Your chillin by yourself wishing you had a family, so you hate us??? Cool, it's fun to hate back : ) Chicago Juggalos!
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 23, 2003 at 11:54 PM
    Anyway, the whole point was to get attention and it worked, all you haters can't stand to see ICP and the juggalos havin the time of our life.

    Yes. Yes, that's it. That's exactly what it was, what was causing so much pain in my life! I simply could not stand to see you juggalos, having the time of your lives.

    Thank you Mr. Anonymous Coward, my life is now complete.

    Now please, go fuck yourself in the ass with a very sharp stick, and don't stop till you feel your brain.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 12:00 AM
    Yo bandit, first take that bouncing banana you're so fond of and stick it up your fruity ass. Next, know that you rank high in the hater hall-of-fame and your jealousy of our family is not appreciated. Finally, quit postin here, you've been on this whole damn page and your stale posts are almost as raunchy and digusting as your mother,i mean, not that i would know or anything,nevermind. Go listen to your pop, er-i mean rap that you call eminem. Chicago Juggalos!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 12:14 AM
    You lame ass shine, bring your skater posse over here,lol. You don't have any real friends so you gotta skateboard to fit in, thats it. Or are you just pissed off at the world? Did your parents kick you out of the house for not having a job?Well head over to the skate park you posin ass fuckface,lol.I dare you to skate though harlem and belmont :) Chicago Juggalos!


    "I get the skaters almost every time"
    -bugs on my nuts
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 12:37 AM
    First off the two members of ICP are not brothers. Eminem and ICP BOTH grew up in suburbs, but thats not to say it was easy. Not all suburbs are lovely little gated communites with massive townhomes. Some are worse than the city they border, my suburb is smashed in 2 sides of Chicago. There's the diverse assortment of illegal traders(gangs) on their way to work just cruisin though, destroying shit. Anyway, as for "totally hardcore" It dont matter where you're from, It's about the music. As for that, I am a ICP fan who did appreciate eminem's earlier raps, but I believed after gettin all those pop listeners he was forced to conform to his fans, losing almost all freshness in the process. His recent songs in perticular have a stale vibe about them...but thats another matter! Clown love!

    "Come to the alleyground and get hit, tell your boys i'm a hater and i'm talking HELLY SHIT"
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    burn2shine spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 12:42 AM
    The fuck are you talking about?

    I can assure you, my scrawny ass has never set foot on a skateboard, now or ever. Clearly though, you have something against skaters.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 12:47 AM
    Focible Rape: national average: 32

    L.A. : 39

    Minneapolis: 115??? what the blue fuck!?!?!?

    hmm...maybe where there aint fine girls they gotta fuck thier livestock and rape girls...ughhh!

    Ahhhh, I love Chitown! Chicago Juggalos!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 01:02 AM
    Yo man, first off settle down, you sound like you're a bit stressed out. Maybe 4-5 Vicodin will do the trick? :) Next, why the hostility??? There's nothing wrong with a friendly debate over absolutely nothing, lol. And whats up with the stick-fucking??? That just aint right, man. You need to take your skateboard, your ass-stick, and your monkey butter into a dark room far, far from here YOU DIRTY SHEEPFUCKER!!!

    "You can be a hater with alot to say, but you talkin from the door so come out and play"
    -Twistid(
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 01:18 AM
    OMG!!! someone who know just what the fuck they are blabbering about!!!

    I can now go to sleep happily knowing I've pissed off some people. That poser hollowpoint, the buttfuckin Bandit, and of course the stick-preverted skater kid. Chicago Juggalos!
    ~


    "What the fuck is the internet?"
    "The internet is a communications tool used the world over, where peope come to share pornography and bitch about movies" -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 01:27 AM
    im a juggalo for life. and if you EVER see a juggalo to his face and say tha shit that your are babbling about here you will get fucked up. dont play and if you want to know wut we and icp have to say to everyone that isnt down with tha clown then wait till their next cd entitled "hell's pit" comes out around early 2004 and sit back and cry while before you know it you will be burning in hell for your biggotry and ignorance. FUK OFF HATERS. MUCH MUCH MUCH CARNIVAL FAMILY LOVE TO ALL MY REAL JUGGALOS. I PROUDLY CALL MY SELF A JUGGALO TO EVERYONE AND I LOVE ICP's MUSIC AND MESSAGE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN BASICALLY GET THA FUCK OUT OF OUR WORLD> ALWAYS REMEMBER TO FUCK OFF!........BITCH!
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 10:17 AM
    1) I'm sorry. I didn't realize that my banana was distracting you. Should I replace it with a dancing penis instead? Would that make you feel better? My dancing penis seemed to make your Mom feel better last night.

    2) I didn't realize that "Anonymous Coward" was the moderator of this board. For some reason, I thought that I was making a reply to a post on KungFoo.com that I have posted to before. Maybe you (who doesn't even have to guts to tell me who you are) should go back to nambla.com or maybe goatse.cx and post to your heart's content.

    3) I don't listen to Emenem, nor do I listen to Insane Clown Posse. I though you would have figured that out by the incredibly inaccurate posts I have made. Instead of engaging me in a debate where you could have easily pointed-out that I didn't know what I was talking about, you have decided to throw random insults around. That takes a lot of intelligence. Good luck at your job at McDonald's. They may make you head french-fryer in Chicago!
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    Bandit spoke on Sep 24, 2003 at 10:32 AM
    Thank you for that lovely bit of prose. You use insults and threats the way a gay porn star uses his penis.

    First of all. If you idiots fight they way you write I have nothing to worry about. The exception being PhilGreen. He is so far the ONLY Juggolo that I have any respect for.

    Second. Have any of you Juggolos ever been in a fight? I mean a REAL fight? Where someone went to the hospital and the other guy went to jail? Have you ever broken someones arm in a fit of rage? Have you ever read in the paper that the police are looking for you? Have you ever had a broken hand and weren't able to go to the hospital because the police would find you? If you have, then come and see me. I'll fight you.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 25, 2003 at 04:35 AM
    i can't believe the feedback you guys get from the wankers who argue how ICP is better than Eminem, or how the juggalos would kick anyones ass. hollowpoint, burntoshine, you guys are my heros (and before the "teeny-boppers gone horribly wrong" say it, im not gay, and i don't like eminem). Oh! one more thing, if you icp fans are so rough and thug like, from the streets and the ghettos, why are you online? you got your laptop on the street corner or something?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 25, 2003 at 07:49 AM
    icp should be named the best band ever because look at all they fucking did. they were in wcw ecw wwf. they have there own line of merchandise. they have there own record company. they have there own wrestling company, juggalo championshit wrestling(jcw). they have a full length movie.they have several platinum albums.over a million dedicated fans.and the gathering of the juggalos is proof of how many people have Benn touched by the dark carnival. so if you think there the worst band then it proves how stupid you are. by the way if anyone famous reads this then tell that bitch Sharron Osborn to pay up from her bet to icp. mcl to all the juggalos
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 25, 2003 at 09:14 AM
    Alright first let me say i feel like a loser for even doing this but what the hell i got some free time. ICP, the self proclaimed most hated band in the world. By the lookes of it, mission accomplished. I am a juggalo, I'm 18 years old, i support myself, and do my own thing. What you have to understand is that everyone is not supposed to like them. Thats kind of what there going for. There are alot of 14, and 15 year old kids who think it's cool cuz they talk about killing and there funny or whatever, but there are alot of people who get the real message (yes there really is a message) and still are mature people. and can write an intelligent post without crappy Internet talk that doesen' t hardly make sense. let us waste your time indeed.
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 25, 2003 at 12:12 PM
    Oh, yes, the best way to judge a band is by their involvement in the dumbest form of entertainment known to man- pro wrestling (you do know that it's fake, right junior?). Ditto with their ability to sell merchandise to their misguided, adolescent fans.

    So you're saying they're the biggest sell-outs in the world, and therefore are the best band? Nice musical tastes you have there, Skippy.
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    twiztidtoxin17 spoke on Sep 25, 2003 at 02:19 PM
    YA man iam a 4 year old retarded juggalo from NAPTOWN REPPIN! I live with my mommy and i dont give a fuck! JUGGALOS 4 LIFE!!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE!
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 26, 2003 at 10:06 AM
    YOUR JUST A BITCH YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER EVERY JUGGALO IN THE WORLD HOPES YOU DIE. YOU BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER
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    carpanza spoke on Sep 26, 2003 at 02:26 PM
    Why can't any of these assholes work their Caps lock key.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 26, 2003 at 03:44 PM
    Dude, I totally agree, with anonymous coward, ICP is the fucking shit, so you betta recognize....Peace out Mutha Facku! Wicked Clownz will NEVER die!
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 26, 2003 at 04:17 PM
    ICP sucks. 99% of their fans are complete idiots.

    Now what are you going to do about it, junior- ask your mommy to give you and your moronic "juggalo" buddies ride to Minneapolis to come get me?

    We're all still laughing at you.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 26, 2003 at 05:53 PM
    no shit ted nugent but the point is hollowpoint is a history teacher and he is trying to front like he's a thug. He's probably 14 years old on his mom's computer
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 26, 2003 at 06:11 PM
    Sorry to break this to you, but quite a few of us who AREN'T ignorant of history (or pretty much everything else, like you) aren't in the teaching profession. I know your grade school teacher seems really smart to you, but that's more a reflection of how dumb you really are.

    Another news flash for you: most people who enjoy shooting and carry guns (legally) aren't "thugs"- I'm not either.

    If you must know, I'm typing from work although I do own my own computer, Junior. I'm currently being paid $27/hr as I type this. Now run along and do your homework.
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    mr wadeperson spoke on Sep 27, 2003 at 02:37 AM
    Someday, maybe a disease that targets stupid people with badly applied makeup will kill all of you. Ok nevermind, wishful thinking, whatever. OOOO!!! Maybe you will all ingest your makeup to prove your Juggalo loyalty to this POS 'band'. But what bugs me is that these "Jugga-whateverfucks" seem to think that if you hate ICP you like pop music or Eminem, or some shit. Simply not the case. I do like some rap, though...go Public Enemy. The amount of homophobia running rampant on this thread is disconcerting...and they call us haters...

    Hey, has anyone seen those little buttons that say "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me"?
    They need one that says "Can't sleep, Juggalos will molest me."

    Much luv to Burn, Silk, and Hollow.

    Late,
    Wade
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    mr wadeperson spoke on Sep 27, 2003 at 02:40 AM
    "doesn't hardly make sense"

    Yup...that made a whole shitload of sense there
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 27, 2003 at 03:19 PM
    you ignorant nutstain aljeezera is pro terroism and full of propoganda dumbass or did you really think they were like cnn. Dude they all support al-qaeda and are all in cahoots.
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 27, 2003 at 10:27 PM
    Ok, first of all i'm 26 married employed with a good job i'm not going to waste my time insulting you but would you at least admit ICP has a one dedicated fan base two makes a helluva lot of money and will be around for a long time by the way Dog beats one of there first songs was rap


    The Dark juggalo
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    ChestyLaRue spoke on Sep 28, 2003 at 01:49 PM
    I bet clown college. LOL Pun intended. Learn to spell while you are there.
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    mr wadeperson spoke on Sep 28, 2003 at 04:13 PM
    Define "good job"...you mean like working at McDonald's where you don't need to know how to puncuate your sentences? And, yes, I know that they are rap. I just don't like them. Oh yeah, they have a dedicated fan base alright. Asinine, immature, and irritating, but dedicated. It must follow that serving the masses of idiots like you would be fairly profitable. BTW, all these little dots and "comma" thingies are here for a reason. <3! Bye!
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    Hollowpoint spoke on Sep 29, 2003 at 11:50 AM
    You and your fellow juggalo retards aren't nearly good enough to piss me (or anyone else) off- I mean really, do you honestly think I'm going to get mad about a bunch of 14 year old losers saying "fuck you" "your (sic) gay"???