This just proves that skinny dipping is the only way to go.

Maybe he should shower more frequently- when a friggin SHARK dies after you jump into the water, you might want to break out the Irish Spring, Stinky.

I like a toothy BJ so bring it on shark!

This needs to circulate more, that way at the beach, just start screaming "Shark!" and watch the clothing fly! :D

How do they know that the stress of seeing a naked man killed him? The article says that the shark died two days later, after the dude dived in the tank.
Also, wtf was a naked guy doing jumping into a shark tank? Some people have the strangest ways of exciting themselves...

OK, heres the deal, I'm the new guy now, and the only reason i decided to stay (initially) is due to this story, so here goes.
Anyone that would jump into a freakin shark tank is'nt all that smart in the first place, unless of course he's like cleaning the thing right after the shark was fed, and to be naked, like sheesh, i'd be worried for my... parts. Adrenalin isn't worth risking your own parts, like if he likes to have them in jeopardy, them someone give this genius a gas pedal (the ramming of the foot into ones crotch when they are laying down, while you hold their legs) anyhoo, thats all i have to say about that.

is that what it's called nowadays? when i was young and blanket parties and ripping leg hair out was cool, that was called a hickory nut cruncher. ... or something like that.