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    Man = Ape
    Posted by Reverend Jynxed on May 15, 2003 at 11:33 AM

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    burn2shine's Avatar .
    burn2shine spoke on May 15, 2003 at 11:38 AM
    ...just so I could point out what an idiot you are.

    Just because you believe in evolution doesn't mean you don't believe in God.
    Just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean you believe in evolution.

    One does not equal the other.

    Besides, all this says is that we MAY not be like neanderthals...one group of scientists flying against almost 200 years of research does not mean anything yet...it takes a long time for things to be officially adopted by the scientific community and one set of tests are not the way it happens.
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    jellyfish spoke on May 15, 2003 at 12:02 PM
    "...just so I could point out what an idiot you are."

    Yeah... tbh I don't think he (or anyone) needed it to be pointed out.
    AquaVelvet's Avatar .
    AquaVelvet spoke on May 15, 2003 at 01:03 PM
    Whether we're related to Neanderthals or not doesn't alter the validity of evolution. It simply means modern humans didn't evolve from that particular genetic line. Paleoanthropologists have discovered several clearly distinct branches of human evolution, some of which (like the Australopithecus aethiopicus line) diverged from other Hominid lines but continued a simultaneous development apart from ours before becoming extinct. Neanderthals were most likely another strain that broke off from the herd and died on this genetic plain of development.

    Evolution does not occur in a linear fashion. It is ongoing and experimental; some variances will create future iterations in our genetic pattern, others will wither on the vine and die off. It's Nature's way of adapting to its environment in the best way it can.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on May 15, 2003 at 01:17 PM
    I take it none of you read the blogger?

    Fucktards.



    PS: Fix the headline or don't post it at all.
    Reverend Jynxed's Avatar .
    Reverend Jynxed spoke on May 15, 2003 at 01:35 PM
    No one who believes in God believes in evolution. Sorry, God created man as man. He did not create apes who turned into men. He did not create bacteria which evolved into worms, which evolved into fish, which turned into lizards, which turned into birds, which...

    Get it?

    Because that simple aspect eludes you I won't fault you for presenting an erroneous argument. However you are still a fucking retard.
    SurrealStatic's Avatar .
    SurrealStatic spoke on May 15, 2003 at 01:55 PM
    *Speechless*
    Tekiran's Avatar .
    Tekiran spoke on May 15, 2003 at 02:04 PM
    believing in God is completely different from putting your faith in him. i believe that this chair i'm sitting in will continue to support my weight. i do agree with the rev in the fact that anyone who puts their faith in God, would not believe in evolution simply because it contradicts the Bible. and since the Word is God... you can't have faith in God and faith in evolution at the same time. thats my two cents.
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    Lin-Z spoke on May 15, 2003 at 02:05 PM
    so am i ...
    burn2shine's Avatar .
    burn2shine spoke on May 15, 2003 at 02:58 PM
    There is a HUGE difference in BELIEVING that God created man, and having FAITH in God, as was already mentioned.

    My own personal beliefs ally closest with deism. It's the belief that there IS a God, but that he does not interfere with our lives, doesn't need us to worship him, etc. He simply created Earth and the universe and set it on it's merry way, like a watch maker does a watch. I can still believe in God in that sense, and still firmly believe in evolution.

    And about the insults...

    I'm so fucking tired of your god damn mother fucking ignorance Reverand that I am apt to get together with AquaVelvet and Rickysilk and never post any of your things again, perhaps even going so far as to unapprove every single one of your stories and remove your bigotious, uninformed malice and hatred towards anything even close to rational or thought out speech, just for the sake of the species.

    And as for your comment about "fix it or don't post it": You don't tell us what to do. This site is run by US, not by you. You have no grounds to give orders until you can AT LEAST take the time to write something for the site beyond idiotic, flamebait posts that have no sembalance as "news". So fuck off and just leave if you aren't getting your way. No one likes you (as if that wasn't already obvious) and while it is fun to make fun of you and your close minded, sheltered ways, we don't need that here to have a good site. Your ignorance reflects badly on the whole of Foo and I'll be happy to show you the door.

    Your mother should have aborted you when she had the chance.
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    maurus spoke on May 15, 2003 at 03:32 PM
    This DNA test only proved that Neanderthals belonged to another branch of evolution, i mean this theory is at least some decades old...

    To Creationism vs Evolution... i rather believe in the proofs of science than in a fairy tale book aka The Bible (btw only 27% of all humans refer themselves to be Christs more or less).
    carpanza's Avatar .
    carpanza spoke on May 15, 2003 at 03:40 PM
    What's the matter with you today, Rev, did someone piss in your Cheerios or something?
    carpanza's Avatar .
    carpanza spoke on May 15, 2003 at 03:44 PM
    What exactly is a fucktard anyway? :D
    IndigoShaper's Avatar .
    IndigoShaper spoke on May 15, 2003 at 03:50 PM
    *KAPOW*....
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    IndigoShaper spoke on May 15, 2003 at 03:52 PM
    It is a mix between a fuck head and a retard = fucktard? Something like that...
    dr_taber's Avatar .
    dr_taber spoke on May 15, 2003 at 04:28 PM
    You certainly say fucktard a lot. I think I have a theory why. I'm no therapist, but if I was I think that it might have something to do with you having deep seeded guilt about your fantasizing and/or actual fucking of retards. I'm sure there are support groups out there if you took some time out of having sex with retarded woman(or men?) and sought them out. But thats up to you, I wouldn't want to be a judgmental, hypocritical bigot. God knows you already know what that feels like.

    Hope I've helped!
    dr_taber's Avatar .
    dr_taber spoke on May 15, 2003 at 04:30 PM
    It makes me think of poptarts.
    KingKipper's Avatar .
    KingKipper spoke on May 15, 2003 at 06:16 PM
    Me thinks rev planned to "go down in flames"...pun intended
    jellyfish's Avatar .
    jellyfish spoke on May 15, 2003 at 06:17 PM
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    guitari2600 spoke on May 15, 2003 at 06:58 PM
    know what else contradicts the bible?








    the bible.
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    Leptictitious spoke on May 15, 2003 at 11:00 PM
    You've managed to prove what everyone already knew. Neanderthals aren't our ancesters...they're our cousins. Let me give you a little evolution lesson, dumbass.

    Neanderthals came from Europe, Modern Day Humans came from South Africa. When Modern Day Human's spread to Europe, they had to compete with the Neanderthals for survival...but it wasn't very bloody at all, infact Neanderthals were bred in with the humans and they're genetic uniqueness was lost forever...however it does show up in the odd Human who isn't socially and intelligently up to par. [You for Example] [It really doesn't, but he's such a dumbass that we can't rule out the chance.]

    Let me say this in a language you would understand.

    You Neanderthal Dumbass...Have Small Mind...Big Mouth...Small IQ...Big Ego....Small Penis.

    You obviously don't understand the Evolution theory, so until you do some research all of your Creationism vs. Evolution arguements are entirely 'invalid.'
    Zeleth's Avatar .
    Zeleth spoke on May 16, 2003 at 07:50 AM
    Show me one place in the bible where it contradicts its self.
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    Zeleth spoke on May 16, 2003 at 07:58 AM
    Rev I'm with ya all the way. Don't let these guys get you down.
    Leptictitious's Avatar .
    Leptictitious spoke on May 16, 2003 at 09:44 AM
    Oh You Wanna Peice of This too?

    J/K

    But seriously, Rev. Posted a story that was in support of evolution and he claimed that it proved that evolution is wrong. Did he even read the article? If so, how could he have not comprehended it? A 10 year-old would have no problem seeing that as an Evolution Article.
    IndigoShaper's Avatar .
    IndigoShaper spoke on May 16, 2003 at 10:38 AM
    You copied my sig. pattern!! BIATCH~!
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    carpanza spoke on May 16, 2003 at 11:21 AM
    With the Internet you can probably find a group of people who share your weird and some might say repulsive fetish for retards, and find a healthy outlet for your bizzare behaviour.

    Rev. Carpanza
    :D
    Syndicate's Avatar .
    Syndicate spoke on May 16, 2003 at 01:15 PM
    Judge not lest thee be judged.
    the frickin man's Avatar .
    the frickin man spoke on May 16, 2003 at 06:29 PM
    Does that explain why those Europeans are so hairy and, well, weird?
    the frickin man's Avatar .
    the frickin man spoke on May 16, 2003 at 06:29 PM
    Does that explain why those Europeans are so hairy and, well, weird?
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on May 17, 2003 at 12:35 AM
    Your fat and you smell weird.
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    pollscrewer spoke on May 29, 2003 at 05:13 PM
    and so do you...
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    Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 22, 2004 at 04:26 PM
    It is one that is so convinced their idea is right, that makes me question the idea more.

    Science was created to explain the mysteries of our universe. But with every explanation there appears a new mystery.

    What is real? What is tangible?

    Is there anything that is real, that can't be recored as fact? If it can't be recored as fact does that mean it does not exist.

    Has anyone ever astral projected, if so try to prove it.

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