The last thing on three Florida men minds was getting head on their fishing trip. Boy were they wrong! [
link] But they weren't about to let a badly decomposing human head they found ruin their fishing trip. Heeeeeelll no, they just kept on baitin'! A garbage bag and a bucket seemed like the most logical storage device at the time, until they delivered the head FIVE hours later. This pretty much solidifies my theory on the two stages of a bumpkins life: 911 and not-911. Obviously to these bumpkins, this head was well past a 911 situation, so there was no rush really. Or perhaps they thought if they put their heads together they might catch more fish. I mean, when you think about it, I can see the appeal to have at least one brain in that boat.