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Save This Page15 year old concerned about his gargantuan cock
Posted by dr_taber on Aug 26, 2002 at 11:01 AM
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Tr0LL spoke on Aug 26, 2002 at 01:31 PM
Why the hell would he want to tell his doctor? They just finished telling him there's nothing he can do about it but find a girl with an abnormally large vagina (read: amazon woman). On the bright side of things he could make $10 to $20 on the side like Dirk Diggler did, showing it to dirty old men.
Impervious to Satire spoke on Aug 26, 2002 at 01:59 PM
PENIS REDUCTION MAY BE THE ONLY SOLUTION(guys who complain about penes that are too big? what the hell?)
carpanza spoke on Aug 26, 2002 at 03:14 PM
This kid's got problems. I hear he also can't fit the 50's in his wallet cause it's stuffed full of hundreds.
Tr0LL spoke on Aug 27, 2002 at 10:19 AM
you're right carpanza! By the way, any chicks here with big and deep vagina's that want to meet up?
daydreamtime spoke on Aug 28, 2002 at 11:13 AM
asdfasdf, if a woman can have a 20inch 8lb baby I don't think she'll have any trouble with a penis of any size, being that they are all small compared to that. Not that it should matter to you, doesn't sound like your getting any in any case.
dr_todd spoke on Sep 05, 2002 at 04:13 PM
Um.. well from my experiences with women, they have told me that it is painful to have sex with someone who is is very large, but then again, some women can stick watermelons up themselves, so I dunno
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 17, 2003 at 12:08 AM
my boyfriends penis is 5 inches and uncircumcised he is 15 years old is that big, small please add me to your msn 15 year old boysmelony1223@hotmail
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 05, 2003 at 05:20 PM
If this 15-year old with the big cock wants to spare the ladies, I know a few boys with purty mouths who would just love to wrap thier lips around such a thing
IndigoShaper spoke on Jun 05, 2003 at 05:32 PM
Everyone knows that that anon coward is you - and the one above it too.
jellyfish spoke on Jun 05, 2003 at 06:04 PM
"my boyfriendby Anonymous Coward on Apr 17, 2003 at 12:08 AM
my boyfriends penis is 5 inches and uncircumcised he is 15 years old is that big, small please add me to your msn 15 year old boys
melony1223@hotmail"
That one is for sure.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jul 11, 2003 at 06:20 PM
He is a very fortunate person to have such a nice size cock. Almost any guy would want one that big - and in reality he will find that having a big cock is no real problem.If it really is 8 inches long (and most people don't measure to the right point) then chances are it is one of those cocks that won't get really noticeably bigger when it is hard.
And I've never heard of a condom breaking because of a huge cock. I mean hey, there are black guys around with 11" weapons and they don't have any problems.
I say get out and enjoy it - there are plenty of things one can do with a tool like that!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jul 11, 2003 at 09:54 PM
when it comes to downtown... for me at least, it can just keep on growin, as long as that ladies will take it, it's not too big..... You 15 though? havin sex? measurin your b/f's joystick? wow eh?When he said that he had troubles with the candoms.. does that mean he gave up and went without, or was he just sittin round and thought it'd be quazy to wear a condom?
wow eh? thumbs down
Green spoke on Jul 11, 2003 at 10:24 PM
sorry i just realized i wsn't signed in for some reason, the above post is by me, the man, the Green man
Anonymous Coward spoke on Sep 15, 2003 at 05:14 PM
Is 8 inches really gargantuan?I figured it was average.
dr_taber spoke on Sep 15, 2003 at 08:31 PM
somewhere along the line, this post turned into some really wrooong porn
ozboy spoke on Sep 17, 2003 at 10:33 PM
I wish mine was that big. Im about 6ft tall (whole body) and mines only 5 inches. Is that normal?!?! (Im 15, too)
dr_taber spoke on Sep 18, 2003 at 10:37 PM
What does this look like? Dear Abby for perverts? Go away you underage sexual deviants!!!
BadKitty spoke on Sep 30, 2003 at 06:53 PM
I just can't believe that he said condoms were too small. LOL My mom used to be an AIDS prevention trainer and she did this thing where she put both her hands inside a condom and stretched her hands 6 inches apart and held it above her head. She would tell them, "If you can get this head in there, believe me you can get THAT head in there." This would always get roars of laughter. So when I hear, " Oh but, baby, I can't use condoms, I am too big, they won't fit me," I bust out a condom......
Leptictitious spoke on Sep 30, 2003 at 08:04 PM
Your mom know's you carry condomns around...fuck I'd be disguisted if my mom found my condomns...that's a sick thought. I go to a Catholic school, so they teach us Chastity and Abstinence rather than Safe Sex which is fucking stupid, cause everyone's doing it anyway, you're not going to be able to stop it...so you might as well let people know there is safe options...
BeEnIE spoke on Oct 02, 2003 at 08:19 AM
Yeah, but condoms stretch heaps anyway. My friends and I wasted 3 at lunch a couple of weeks ago (I go 2 a Catholic skool 2) and blew em up to see how big they would get. We ended up with lube all over us (from it) and then had to go to class. We prolly shouldn't have done that, hey. Bit of a waste, but oh well.
Tekiran spoke on Oct 02, 2003 at 08:40 AM
this thread has turned into a large early teen AOL chatroom. most of those posts are probably by middle-aged men and geriatric women.
dr_taber spoke on Oct 02, 2003 at 05:10 PM
That's what I've been saying ..... How did this happen? There have been plenty of penis posts other than this one. But I post ONE thing about an underage penis and they flock out of the wood work to talk about it. SICKO'S!!!
BadKitty spoke on Oct 02, 2003 at 06:19 PM
I think maybe you misunderstood....My mom is an AIDS prevention educator. She is the one carrying the condoms around. She didn't just find them, she GAVE them to me. Now that I am 31 years old, I wouldn't care who saw condoms in my purse. At least I am safer and smarter for it.
BadKitty spoke on Oct 02, 2003 at 06:23 PM
Average penis size is 5.6 inches. ERECT. Don't sweat it guys, this means roughly half of all men are 5.6 or smaller. HALF!! If you know what to do, who cares how long it is?????
jellyfish spoke on Oct 13, 2003 at 11:47 AM
We prolly shouldn't have done thatBit of and understatement.
daydreamtime spoke on Oct 13, 2003 at 12:02 PM
That's what women always say when to you when have a little one.
daydreamtime spoke on Oct 13, 2003 at 12:09 PM
Yeah, they don't need to be giving this shit about condoms being too small, one year on halloween me and my cousin put condoms over people's mail boxes and they didn't break. Man that was a funny prank.
BadKitty spoke on Oct 14, 2003 at 05:14 PM
It is an average I have come up with by looking at the research by kinsey, m & j, lifestyle, trojan, and several university studies. If you average those out....you get 5.6. Kinsey actually says 5.5 to 6, but all the others were right around 5.5.
BadKitty spoke on Oct 14, 2003 at 05:15 PM
of course it is....and it may even grow some more, young'un.
jellyfish spoke on Oct 15, 2003 at 05:08 PM
No! I'm 15/f/USA!!!!!!!111! my email is takingthistoofar@yahoo.com!!!!!!11!!!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 19, 2003 at 05:26 PM
what is he complaining about, I am worried about my 1 inch being so smallplus I have see ladies getting it on with elephants and horses which have far bigger ones than humans.
btw I am sicko old man who live by himself
Anonymous Coward spoke on Nov 18, 2003 at 10:10 PM
WTF MY COCK IS 5 1/2 INCH AND DAMN PROUD TO BE TELLIN THE TRUTH MOST PEOPLE LIE ABOUT THEIR COCK SIZE BUT MOST WOMEN (AT LEAT THE NORMAL ONES) DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT COCK SIZE.... ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT BUT THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN... I'M 15 TOO
typing_monkey spoke on Nov 21, 2003 at 11:30 PM
Somebody shut these kids up! I'm sick of hearing about 15 year old sex!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Dec 26, 2003 at 03:03 PM
right onits the motion in the ocean
its not the size of the boat
size doesn't mean shit if you can''t last for man than a minute
"wider is better" - pontiac gran am commercial
Sunfire spoke on Dec 26, 2003 at 06:05 PM
Did this thread turn into "Ask the Doctor" all of the sudden?
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 27, 2004 at 08:15 PM
hey call me a fuckin' idiot but i was wondering.........when u measure ur cock....is it with or with out boner?
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 28, 2004 at 07:32 AM
thats a damn good question, hey?!(this is ozboy - couldnt be bothered to log in!)
Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 15, 2004 at 05:05 PM
its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.. but it takes a long ass time to get to africa in a canoe
StrollinAlong spoke on Feb 16, 2004 at 08:10 PM
Come on people - size is no measure of anything 'cause everyone measures differently. I swear, some guys measure from their a**h**e. Hee hee and they still only get 3 or 4 inches!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 27, 2004 at 08:39 AM
yea hey im new to this forum but i was just browzing through and i was waundering wat u meant by a**h**e
Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 29, 2004 at 12:33 AM
hahah im 14 and mines 6.5 and im only 5.4" tall ... not lying, not bragging either though cause its proabbly average
Anonymous Coward spoke on Mar 06, 2004 at 12:19 AM
personally i am 15 uncercumcized and pretty much thte exact same size so i am pretty sure that's normal
Anonymous Coward spoke on Mar 13, 2004 at 06:12 PM
Hey i juss turned 15 and i am 7.5 and pretty thick, he prob isnt lying but what is the big deal. lol
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 03, 2004 at 08:58 AM
ma dik is just under 6inches,i'm 15..........y yal discussin dicks.do ye even no wit to do way yur nob...probably not.....any burds wana chat add me mark_hally@hotmail.com no fukin pedo's
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 03, 2004 at 09:00 AM
ma dik is just under 6inches,i'm 15..........y yal discussin dicks.do ye even no wit to do way yur nob...probably not.....any burds wana chat add me mark_hally@hotmail.com no fukin pedo's ma name is hally n a live neer'ish glasgow ; )
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 03, 2004 at 09:00 AM
ma dik is just under 6inches,i'm 15..........y yal discussin dicks.do ye even no wit to do way yur nob...probably not.....any burds wana chat add me mark_hally@hotmail.com no fukin pedo's ma name is hally n a live neer'ish glasgow ; )
DaRkjAcKaL spoke on Apr 04, 2004 at 04:10 AM
Hmm... triple posting, horrible spelling and begging for cyber... Do we need any more proof that you belong in a XXX chat room? *walks off grumbling about AC's*
syzygy spoke on Apr 04, 2004 at 08:23 PM
DID YOU KNOW!!!Will Shatner did a version of 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'?! That's messed.
Okay, I'm done.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 06, 2004 at 08:16 PM
I am 12 almost 13 and I have a 4 1/2" penis is that to big, to small, or average?
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 12, 2004 at 02:13 AM
Im 13...yeah young kid....and my cock is measuring 7'6 inches long during erection and about 6 inches on a limp. Once my girlfriend said that was abnormaly big for my age....is it?
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 24, 2004 at 02:01 AM
im 15 turnin 16 in july...my dick is around 6.2 inches....im also...juzz under 6'3'' in height....hows that for a size...big or small
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 24, 2004 at 03:01 PM
I am 14 1/2 and I have used a penis pump and now my dick is 18 inches when erect!!!!!!! HA HA HA you little shorties!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 24, 2004 at 11:38 PM
Im 15 and my penis is about 7 inches Erect, I wanna know is 5 inches girth is skinny with a 7 inch dick ?
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 28, 2004 at 08:01 PM
hey im like 5'9 and my dick is like a tiny bit under six inches, im 15, is that normal will it grow any?, thanks
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 29, 2004 at 08:10 AM
well im seein a 17 yr old wid a 14 inch n if i can take that then obviously a girl can handel n 8!
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 11, 2004 at 12:15 PM
i like this website. my beautiful, sexie 22 yr-old daughter has been masturbating openly in our home since she was 8-yrs-old. she wants to masturbate in the HBO movie that will be filmed on may 16. she is multiorgasmic and is still a virgin. i know people will enjoy seeing her indulate and come in the movie-with groaning. i, myself would like to be in the movie, but I don't suppose they would let men be in it.
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 11, 2004 at 12:22 PM
i surely do wish i had a big penis. abt 4'' is it. i dont suppose any gals are interested in one that small.
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 13, 2004 at 01:39 AM
im 14 5'7 and my cock is about 1-2mm less than 7 inches and obout three of my thick middle fingers stacked in a triangle wide.
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 13, 2004 at 09:14 PM
same person with 7 inch yo nobody wants deep sagy vagina that nasty we want as tight as me can get thats why guys like the ass
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 13, 2004 at 11:37 PM
There is something very wrong with you and your child.
MajicWalrus spoke on May 13, 2004 at 11:58 PM
DIE! DIE! DIE THREAD!DIE! DIE! BULLET TO YOUR HEAD!
PENIS HEAD!
SHUT UP! NO MORE 15 YEAR OLD PENISES!
DIE! DIE! DIE TREAD! DIE!
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Anonymous Coward spoke on May 15, 2004 at 06:33 AM
IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN', TILL YOU PROVE IT ALL NIGHT LONG. richard milhous nixon sept.14 '69
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 19, 2004 at 11:42 PM
Hey I'm 15 years old, going to be 16 in august. I'm a sophomore and about to be a Jr. Awesome. My cock is just under 7 inches, AT 7 inches, or just over 7 inches depending on what I'm thinking about, doing, etc. I'm bisexual. If someone has a picture of a 14 inch or really big cock show me. Otherwise... Guys and girls contact me for pics of my own face and cock, haven't heard any complaints yet. Aim screen name is Arma Kibagari and yahoo ID is Haru_Yukoshin. E-mail me at Haru_Yukoshin@yahoo.com. and yes there is supposed to be a space in my aim name. AND NO I'M NOT ASIAN THEY'RE JUST NAMES! I have no problem in meeting someone in person either for a bit of... fun. Done it before so no I'm not a virgin but I am clean because I was safe. AND I'M DAMNED PROUD OF IT!
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 31, 2004 at 12:40 PM
Hey i'm 14 and i'm single haha to bad you can't have me !!!! lol I LOVE GUYS
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 01, 2004 at 10:48 AM
I love this thread.I am a 34yr old with a 14yr olds penis. Luckily, most 14 yr olds seem to have 8" throbbing cocks so I guess I am lucky.
Love, Juan
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 01, 2004 at 11:29 PM
is he sticking that 8inch throbbing, drooling, salty goober in your ass fuckin mo
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 01, 2004 at 11:38 PM
some use vocabulary the way an 11yr old girl might wistfully use tissue paper in her brassiere
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 21, 2004 at 06:28 PM
SUP ANY FINE LATINO GUYS IN HERE 17-25 IM SO HORNY AND I WANT A FAT BIG DICK IN THIS TIGHT PUSSY OF MINE SO IF YOUR INTERESTED AND FIT THE DESCRIPTION DEN HOLLA AT ME WITH A PIC...AT LATINCHULA98_5@MSN.COM
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jun 21, 2004 at 07:51 PM
If your boyfrend has a 5 in cock thats ok me myself I have a 6.2 in cock and tell your boyfriend get sircomsiezed
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jul 31, 2004 at 10:59 PM
I am 13 and my mom has a hand held electric massager. When nobody is home i go get the massager and massage my penis, man does it feel good. I also rub my penis on my dog, it feels good to but not as good as the massager. if any of you have a hand held electric massager try it because it feels soooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 01, 2004 at 03:21 AM
i AM SIXTEEN year OLD LATINO AM NOT CIRCuMSIZE AND MY PENIS IS 6 inches long is that anny good yust wondering and if u wanna chat with me u can messege me at subliminal_kid@msn.com
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 03, 2004 at 01:27 PM
I forgot to ask if any of you have a different way of pleasure post them. I would like to know.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 04, 2004 at 03:58 AM
I'm hip to that action ,but I found this old vacuum cleaner at the flea market that is the most perfect device ever.It will almost induce epileptic siezures,heaven on earth!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 26, 2004 at 03:59 AM
I'm 13 and mins like 5'3 is that good for taht age??
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 26, 2004 at 10:15 PM
i dont have a pic but baby id fuck u any day if you realy wana talk im giving you my number . ohh and call soon i wana say things to you that no man has ever said to a chick 08030861432 thats my number my name is prince
MennoniteBoy spoke on Aug 27, 2004 at 01:59 AM
HOLY HELL! What the fuck Ricky shouldn't you lock this thread it's truned to a gay pick up loungue.P.S I have a 3 inch soft aggy cock and my AOL screen name is eltonlovesmefrombehind_98.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 27, 2004 at 02:50 AM
tortilla corn flour maize hole! Chulos dos frijoles! el diablo de hooterville!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 27, 2004 at 02:55 AM
when you sit down on your nuts,hey,come to think of it i"m mashing my nuts right now.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Oct 20, 2004 at 04:40 PM
that shit is little . i have a 6.5inch long and i 'm 15 will you like to see this black dick. IS THAT BIG AREWHAT!!!
Anonymous Coward spoke on Jan 20, 2005 at 07:26 AM
Yeah, tis not that big! I just turned 16 this december and I'm a bit over 8 inches, what's the matter? I know it's normal, i've jacked with my friends a couple of times and theirs aren't much smaller
Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 06, 2005 at 02:21 AM
YO. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?! BIG IS GOOD! I personally am 12 about to turn 13 and my penis is 5.4 and all the girls love me
justanormalmom spoke on Feb 06, 2005 at 07:04 PM
OMG!! Thank God I don't have boys!! I didn't even know guys did that with each other. 15 sounds so young, I'm dreading the teenage years with kids. What the hell are kids doing on here asking about their penis size anyway? If it grows it grows, if it don't, it don't. Nothing much you can do about it anyway. And let me just say, as a woman, size is good, but what good is a 12 incher going to do if the person working it doesn't know what the hell he is doing? I've been with both, and believe me, the smaller ones tend to do better. I guess cause maybe they're more self conscience about it and they actually learn what to do with it.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Feb 06, 2005 at 10:40 PM
I have learned over the many years of love making that penis size,as long as the penis is reasonably sized, is acceptable to many, many women.I have friends who have oversized penis's. I have also heard the comments from women about these oversized thingees, they hurt, they are uncomfortable, and they just love me because I am normal.
RickySilk spoke on Feb 07, 2005 at 07:56 AM
As a former boy I can say that I don't think circle jerks are common, at least nobody I've ever known has participated in one.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Mar 28, 2005 at 05:19 PM
All that stuff about big black dicks is a lie! Only white guys have the big dicks you fool!
holyjuan spoke on Mar 29, 2005 at 05:13 AM
To measure the penis correctly, start at the belly button and measure down to the base of the penis and then up the throbbing shaft.I'm sporting 8.5" inches.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Apr 19, 2005 at 01:45 PM
All the hot girls used to like me but when i was on my first date a girl gave me a penis length test and since i am only 1 inch long she left me and told all the other hot girls i have never even kissed a girl or seen a naked girl now I will die a virgin because of my 1 inch penis
Anonymous Coward spoke on Mar 21, 2008 at 08:07 AM
i am 15 and i got a 8 inch cock, and i fit into condoms just fine, don't know what your problem is...
Anonymous Coward spoke on May 11, 2008 at 02:16 PM
my dick is 7 inches and im 11 yrs old i fit a medium condom and i like sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass but i also like pussy and head do dat mean im gay
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 08, 2008 at 04:32 PM
im a 12 yr old girl and my bf had his brothers blue pills once and hes now 5'7 and hhe controls it fine so dont talk that stupid shit bout just because its bigger they cant control it.
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 11, 2008 at 12:48 AM
holyjuan's ex wife measured my gut wrench to be exactly 6 inches. she said that when i put it in her she could just cum over and over. she was such a naughty girl
Anonymous Coward spoke on Aug 31, 2008 at 11:31 PM
im a caucasian american/swedish male just turned 15 and i got a 7-7.5 inch and i havent sarted to shave yet. you reckon it will keep growing? cause right now it fits just right and my gf is skinny bout 5,8.
oldperv spoke on Sep 04, 2008 at 12:32 PM
My dick is 5 1/2 inches and is very very small in diameter -- not big at all, but my bf loves my size because it fills his ass just right. He has a thick 7 incher and I can take him just fine, orally and anally.