In a Dear Abby-like column, a 15 year old boy has some concerns about his tremendous penis. [link
] He worries that "Gigantor" may hurt the ladies and is having trouble squeezing his 8 inch swollen salami in those damn thumb-nail sized condoms. Can't a guy get a break? The response is almost as funny as the question though. My favorite part is how they answer a question he didn't ask about what to do about embarrassing erections, as though they "assumed" anyone with a elephant pecker would have them. I'm sure they're happy you can't hear
Damn, when I was 15 I worried about getting the high score frag count in "Duke Nukem."