That's right, folks. It's Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter! [link - [link] Jesus comes from heaven to fight vampires (and also ends up fighting atheists). It's explained quite nicely in the 80s rock theme song. Of course, since Jesus couldn't possibly fight vampires alone, he has a strong supporting cast. Other roles include: Mary Magnum (biker chick), El Santos (Mexican wrestler), Dr. Praetorious (A "pioneer in the art of grafting lesbian skin onto vampires to protect them from sunlight"), and many more. If you thought you'd seen all the most horrific B-movies in existence (read: The Exterminator; the Trancers series), think again.