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When writing PEN15 on your arm isn't enough

Posted by Impervious to Satire on May 14, 2002 at 08:18 PM

Russian doctors have successfully grown a penis from a boy's arm. ( [link] - beware the awful translation) Malik, a 16-year old Russian boy, suffered from penile problems severe enough to warrant amputation. Unhappy with his situation, Malik submitted to the insertion of a 12 centimeter latex cylinder into his arm. The cylinder was filled daily with growth fluids; once the organ was fully grown, it was removed from the arm and sewn in the normal area. Those kooky Russians. Personally, I'd like to know why they stopped at 12 centimeters.

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AquaVelvet spoke on May 14, 2002 at 09:12 PM

Dr Nick: "Now I remember. You're Malik, the boy with a penis for an arm, and an arm for a penis!"

RickySilk spoke on May 15, 2002 at 08:20 AM

Oh boy that pic of his penis arm is pretty nasty. It's too bad he's not transexual cause he'd be halfway there. I bet it really pisses him off to know that there are men who get a perfectly good penis chopped off to try and become a woman. Hey, I wonder why they couldn't work out some type of transplant deal with a transexual? That would be a win-win situation.

Lin-Z spoke on May 15, 2002 at 11:10 AM

you should have said beware the penis pic ! I was unprepared.. it's so lifelike . scary

RickySilk spoke on May 15, 2002 at 09:36 PM

It's like a big floppy uncircumsized penis.

Impervious to Satire spoke on May 15, 2002 at 09:58 PM

We were actually talking about the penis in the picture.

Anonymous Coward spoke on Jul 27, 2003 at 03:28 PM

This is the same method that guys that had their natural foreskin chopped of as child, use to grow the skin back again.

Of course, not growing a whole new penis on thir arm, but growing new foreskin by "growing" it at "the right place" :-)

Fantastic doctors !!!!

Green spoke on Jul 27, 2003 at 11:21 PM

wow, i mean wow....
Like thats just weird.... did he get charged with indecent exposure or anything while walking around for ten months with his hoohoo hangin off his arm? or did he wear a long sleeve shirt with like a black condom on it?
i dunno, anyway, that pic caught me by surprise.... think of the stories when he's asked where he got that scar from lol
"Oh that? Yeah, thats just where my penis used to be."
good times..... well kinda? well good times for me

KIEDIS spoke on Jul 29, 2003 at 04:51 AM

easier to "handle"???

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