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Posted by holyjuan on Aug 13, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Hey, Squee just got married.
Posted by holyjuan on Aug 13, 2010 at 07:48 PM
Hey! Lin-Z is pregnant! The next generation of Foobs grows!
Posted by holyjuan on Aug 03, 2010 at 04:19 PM
Underdog, you need not worry. I, and I alone, shall keep kungfoo alive with only the blabber column! For I am the most dedicated of all Foobies.
Posted by dick2u on Aug 02, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Wow! It's too bad this site up and died,...it used to be bitchin'!
Posted by underdog on Jul 30, 2010 at 01:19 AM
Rank-and-file journalists invariably try to insert a liberal bias into their organization's reporting, and media barons overwhelmingly use their media holdings to further conservative/corporatist ideology.
In other news, in recent developments concerning time, Yahweh has decreed that the new time period of "night" shall follow "day". "Night-Time" shall be a period free of the flaming ball that Yahweh placed in our orbit, and will therefore be characterized by darkness, lit only by the lesser flaming ball that transforms back and forth each month. Next up, here's Sports Sammy with the week's CHARIOT racing action!
In other news, in recent developments concerning time, Yahweh has decreed that the new time period of "night" shall follow "day". "Night-Time" shall be a period free of the flaming ball that Yahweh placed in our orbit, and will therefore be characterized by darkness, lit only by the lesser flaming ball that transforms back and forth each month. Next up, here's Sports Sammy with the week's CHARIOT racing action!
Posted by Ender on Jul 29, 2010 at 03:44 PM
Incidentally, this article sorta reminds me a bit of what complete degenerate morons Americans have become for accepting this type of crap from the 'neutral' press: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Jul 22, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Incidentally, this site sorta reminds me a bit of what Foo sort of was back in the day [link]
Posted by jellyfish on Jul 17, 2010 at 03:21 PM
It's amazing how people keep popping back here occasionally, this site can never die.
Posted by jellyfish on Jul 17, 2010 at 03:21 PM
You haven't missed out on much. Juan revealing his secret homosexual relationship with Ricky was the only recent news lately.
Posted by dick2u on Jul 16, 2010 at 06:44 PM
hey, d bags. what's hanging? :P
Posted by Jaelle on Jul 12, 2010 at 12:57 PM
Obama is against freedom of speech: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Jun 11, 2010 at 02:00 PM
To all you liberal Hamas supporters, go fuck yourselves: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Jun 10, 2010 at 05:11 PM
All white people are racist: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Jun 09, 2010 at 07:25 PM
I'm looking forward to a repeat of the stagflation days of the 1970's, how about all of you? I find it amusing our memory is so short, and it's already time to re-learn lessons of the past. It's all Bush's fault, right? [link]
Posted by dick2u on Jun 05, 2010 at 04:11 PM
Yeah, taking supplies thru a blockade is not asking for trouble. Damn those Israelis for protecting themselves against terrorists. The fact that it says in the Koran that the land belongs to the Jews is irrelevant. If all Israelis were disarmed the whole middle east would live in peace, because it's not like they've been invaded before. It's not like the 'leader' of a country which has violated the NPT has actually called for genocide against Israel. Obama=good, Bush=bad, that's all I need to know.
Posted by dick2u on Jun 04, 2010 at 05:03 PM
Also, can't help but notice that even while Netanyahu wallpapers over this by suggesting the boats were being used to smuggle arms, not ONE example of such has been given from this debacle.
Posted by Ender on Jun 02, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Even the Israelis aren't so stupid as to miss the terrible optics of sinking boats carrying a Nobel laureate and a former US Ambassador, all their goofy rhetoric about "the threat" those boats represented notwithstanding.
Posted by Ender on Jun 02, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Why didn't Israel sink every single boat? What wimps. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Jun 01, 2010 at 11:18 AM
America's immigration laws are "broken", we need "comprehensive immigration reform" that grants amnesty to criminals and encourages more of that behavior. We should follow Mexico's lead and make our immigration laws as "fair" as theirs: [link]
Posted by dick2u on May 22, 2010 at 12:38 PM
So Bush was bad because he detained terrorists without providing them rights they are not entitled to, but now that we have Obama in office, who is good, NONE of that crap is happening, right?
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Posted by dick2u on May 22, 2010 at 12:02 PM
And Stephen Colbert just referenced "juggalos". I think we should request a royalty check for that one: we started the "make fun of juggalos" meme.
Posted by Ender on May 10, 2010 at 11:15 PM
To switch gears, I just saw the "Sittin' on a Toilet" video seen here months ago on "Tosh 2.0". That guy's getting paid for talking on TV about that......I'm jealous.
Posted by Ender on May 10, 2010 at 09:25 PM
In short, on the Iran front, we need to figure out just how far we're willing to go, and just go there, rather than dicking around in either direction. And not just with Iran: the nuclear genie's about to come out of the bottle for good, and we need to decide whether we'd be smarter to combat proliferation with all possible means, or accept world-wide mutually-assured destruction.
Posted by Ender on May 10, 2010 at 09:23 PM
As for the NPT, that's all pure theater and both sides know it. It's useful for Iran to pretend they care about it, and useful for us to use the example of Iran as a means to keep others in-line who might be tempted to consider developing such arms.
Posted by Ender on May 07, 2010 at 02:02 PM
You don't even have to read between the lines in that article, they spell it out for you: Iran will fund/arm anyone who will shoot at the Great Satan. We've just been politically hamstrung from calling the spade the spade on that front because of the burgeoning interface between Sunni/Shia that we call "the Iraqi Occupation".
Posted by Ender on May 07, 2010 at 02:00 PM
So do you suspect it's an attempt to get us to attack them, so they can withdrawl from the NPT and keep their government in power? That's my only idea why they'd do this.
Posted by dick2u on May 06, 2010 at 12:31 PM
I'd be more surprised if Iran WASN'T giving money/weapons/aid to ANY organization it could find that was giving us a hard way to go.
Posted by Ender on May 06, 2010 at 04:48 AM
I have to admit, even I have a hard time believing this. However I do consider it very possible: [link]
Posted by dick2u on May 05, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Obama voters: Get ready for a world changing event which may personally impact you and your families, and be sure to take a long look in the mirror when it happens. [link]
Posted by dick2u on May 02, 2010 at 07:29 PM
I'm well enough. There's a Facebook group that everyone's been signing onto. At least, I think so; I started it but haven't checked up on it lately.
Posted by Ender on Apr 27, 2010 at 06:00 PM
It's my yearly check-up on you guys, how is everyone doing?
Posted by Jaelle on Apr 27, 2010 at 11:29 AM
As President, I will make promises that sound good to idiots, who will then elect me, then forget I made the promise when I don't uphold it. I will do this because many before me have done so, because most americans are idiots. As president, I will come to understand why aristocracy is a good idea. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Apr 25, 2010 at 01:06 PM
Company Z wants to make more X to meet demand and boost profits. X costs Y, BUT, later on, X has other costs. Pop quiz: Do we: Conscientiously pay the proper tax, and thus repay society for REAL costs of the infrastructure, energy, and social programs we needed to make our Product X? Or do we go ahead and take A DEDUCTION on our TAX SUBSIDY and then bitch when that deduction gets eliminated, because c'mon, what's more American than cheating on taxes?
I guess we know what AT&T and Caterpillar would do.
I guess we know what AT&T and Caterpillar would do.
Posted by Ender on Apr 01, 2010 at 07:01 PM
I want more X. It costs Y. Let's just tax the rich and take their money, they earn Z amount every year and I feel that's too much and I'm entitled to their money. "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money to spend"
Posted by dick2u on Mar 23, 2010 at 09:37 AM
Ha, that's not a hit piece, THIS is a hit piece. Funny how the truth hurts. Even funnier how idiots fall for these types of sales tactics by politicians over and over again: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Mar 20, 2010 at 03:52 PM
Oh, gee, a hit-piece from the Journal that disparages Obama. How surprising.
I just wonder why it is that old Rupert doesn't just write all the goddamn editorials himself, as his personal opinion is coming through crystal clear on WSJ regardless of who's holding the byline.
I just wonder why it is that old Rupert doesn't just write all the goddamn editorials himself, as his personal opinion is coming through crystal clear on WSJ regardless of who's holding the byline.
Posted by Ender on Mar 19, 2010 at 09:40 PM
I can't wait for Obamacare: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Mar 17, 2010 at 03:58 PM
Obama is such an improvement over Bush: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Mar 16, 2010 at 09:17 AM
@Dick: LOL. There's one huge difference you seem to have missed.
Posted by Ender on Mar 10, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Obama is protecting American workers well: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Mar 09, 2010 at 05:00 PM
Yes, I do. One has oil, the other doesn't, and we invaded both. Thus your claim that it's about oil is not only false, but a very poor anti-war position to take when there's better positions to argue from. You're an idiot.
Posted by dick2u on Mar 09, 2010 at 11:43 AM
You don't see the difference?
Posted by Ender on Mar 09, 2010 at 07:55 AM
Yeah, that hypothetical really justifies your position, I'm SO impressed with your logic. Here's one for ya: place Afghanistan in the middle of nowhere and imagine they have no oil, would we still have invaded them?
Posted by dick2u on Mar 08, 2010 at 10:01 AM
As for Saddam, total chicken-or-egg. Put Iraq in the middle of Africa, and we would've let him invade whomever he wanted and shoot missiles whereever he wanted.
Posted by Ender on Mar 07, 2010 at 07:41 AM
Our economy needs to learn with oil costing what it actually should, given its actual scarcity in the actual world. Instead, the fact that most of the world's oil supply is concentrated in a few hands makes it seem artificially cheap, because those countries can sell it to us for less than its true value and use the windfall to invest in solar.
Posted by Ender on Mar 07, 2010 at 07:40 AM
"All in the name of oil". Gee, I thought it had to do with Saddam's violation of the cease fire agreement, and terrorism on 9/11, but no it was for something useless like oil. I guess our economy doesn't need oil either, right?
Posted by dick2u on Mar 02, 2010 at 09:26 PM
Yeah, we're letting our schools and culture degrade to dark-age standards because we're pissing away all this money to prop things up over there, and all in the name of oil. No real news here.
Posted by Ender on Feb 28, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Yeah, I'd tried merely putting my head in the sand to avoid far-right nonsense, back around the time of all that "tea party" nonsense. But, a bunch of contractors from Hallburton started drilling a slant well underneath me, and then the Blackwater mercs came in to "secure the area!"
Posted by Ender on Jan 20, 2010 at 04:58 AM
Shit, dick, my head's up my ass because that's the only place I can get any peace from far-right bullshit!
Yes, you can join.
Yes, you can join.
Posted by Ender on Jan 18, 2010 at 01:27 PM
Can I join too? My concern is that my superior conservative aurora may offend the inferior liberal morons and cause the facebook group activity to decline. After all, nobody likes to hear the truth when they have their head up their ass.
Posted by dick2u on Jan 18, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Hooch, they would seem to be serial group-joiners. You have my permission to reject them, or to take the group full-private, at you guys' own discretion. I've kinda surrendered on doing anything with the Foo, I suppose it's quite enough to still talk with each of you from time to time.
Posted by Ender on Jan 18, 2010 at 03:56 AM
Who are all these people joining the Kungfoo Facebook group?
Posted by IndigoShaper on Jan 17, 2010 at 12:32 PM
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Posted by Ender on Dec 13, 2009 at 08:09 AM
This article about Iran made me happy: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Dec 10, 2009 at 09:44 AM
What a brilliant concept! It's a real product! Great marketing. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Dec 03, 2009 at 05:52 PM
No way man! We need to jump on this bunk bandwagon so we have a good reason to move off of oil, and thus bankrupt the Saudis and Iranians. Global warming MUST BE STOPPED! Hippies are idiots, but on this they're my allies!
Posted by dick2u on Dec 02, 2009 at 09:35 PM
AWESOME! We can continue trashing the place, then, yes?
Posted by Ender on Dec 02, 2009 at 04:11 PM
Global warming is not backed up by solid science, it's backed up by liberal groupthink and idiots. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Dec 01, 2009 at 04:47 PM
The vast majority of them were approved, Indigo. A much lesser number were rejected, most commonly because they were duplicates of other pictures.
Posted by Ender on Dec 01, 2009 at 01:50 PM
There were like a bajillion unapproved photos that were much better than this recent crop - what happened to all of them?
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 30, 2009 at 12:34 PM
That "red balloon" captionator is a tough one, Underdog. I had two ideas on that one that were so lame I'm not even going to post 'em.
Posted by Ender on Nov 29, 2009 at 02:11 PM
Woo America is so much fun! I survived the mass of people who were looking for stuff on Black Friday. And Thanksgiving? SO MUCH FOOD! Ah
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 27, 2009 at 07:13 PM
That one does seem good Ender. thanks. Here's one of my favorites: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 26, 2009 at 01:13 PM
Killer read: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 26, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Ehh, I meant the article not the comments: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 23, 2009 at 03:50 PM
Viva La Boliva! An opinion piece: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 23, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Google "forum non conveniens" and "military tribunal" for answers as to why civilian court is invariably considered more legitimate, whenever possible and outside of war with a proper nation-state, than military tribunals.
Posted by Ender on Nov 20, 2009 at 07:46 PM
Anyone who hysterically equates life in prison to living out their lives as a guest automatically loses the debate.
Posted by squee on Nov 20, 2009 at 07:28 PM
dick, why don't you submit this stuff as news?
Posted by jellyfish on Nov 20, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Gotta love them Democrats. I'm SO IMPRESSED with how kind they are to terrorists who should face a military trial. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 20, 2009 at 09:10 AM
Population increase causes global warming. WW3 will solve the rise in temperature problem. Praise Iran!
Posted by dick2u on Nov 20, 2009 at 08:34 AM
What is it about long term trends that conservatives can't grasp? Its like when there's one cold day in June and people go declaring global warming to be bogus.
Posted by squee on Nov 19, 2009 at 06:31 PM
Global warming appears to have stopped, a while ago, could it be causes other than CO2? Naaahh. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 19, 2009 at 03:40 PM
If I am sick, it is God's will.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 19, 2009 at 01:29 PM
Why do you need an exemption, do you not have a job providing benefits? BTW post that as an article, its convo worthy.
Posted by squee on Nov 19, 2009 at 01:02 PM
If I have a "religious objection" to the new health care plan, I'm exempted from it! I'm now officially a christian scientist. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 19, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Free speech should be restricted: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 18, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Obama assists illegal aliens: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Oh yeah, universities are totally drug-free zones.
Posted by squee on Nov 17, 2009 at 07:45 PM
MEGA-LOL: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 17, 2009 at 12:06 PM
It seems incredibly stupid having a code word that someone might genuinely ask for
Posted by jellyfish on Nov 16, 2009 at 09:35 PM
They've caught people doing it out the drive-thru window, too. At one KFC, the code word was asking for "extra biscuits". One day, a cop rolled through, asked for extra biscuits (he had no idea) and you know the rest of the story....
Posted by Ender on Nov 16, 2009 at 07:24 PM
Some dude went door to door selling weed: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 16, 2009 at 04:19 PM
No problem, underdog; thanks for helping keep it fresh!
Posted by Ender on Nov 16, 2009 at 05:22 AM
Heya Foobs,...thanks for gettin' the captionator active again! Keep posting the pics! :)
Posted by underdog on Nov 15, 2009 at 07:10 PM
LOL: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 15, 2009 at 05:34 AM
Now ender, abusing your sysop privileges like that and swapping threads is a desperate attempt to make me look bad and the whole internet caught ya!
Posted by dick2u on Nov 14, 2009 at 06:27 PM
Uhm...dick? Do me a favor and copy-paste your comments about Mexico and pedos into the right threads so I can delete the ones you've made to the wrong ones.
Posted by Ender on Nov 14, 2009 at 12:23 PM
BK is teh hawt.
Posted by daydreamtime on Nov 13, 2009 at 09:09 PM
I'm back bitches.
Posted by BadKitty on Nov 13, 2009 at 06:12 PM
BTW, Dick, I'll be queuing up your articles sometime tomorrow. We're trying not to turnover articles too quickly. I've got one in queue, too, but you're in line ahead of me.
Posted by Ender on Nov 13, 2009 at 04:13 PM
The author needs to be identifying as histrionic and too prone to the failures of identity politics. They're just mad because "their girl" is working for Obama, and not the other way around. Such nonsense does not constitute responsible use of democracy by its sovereign rulers.
Posted by Ender on Nov 13, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Juan, the author identifies as being a liberal. It's not my opinion. Good luck with the spam stuff, next time don't use the gmail feature for multiple accounts.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 13, 2009 at 02:13 PM
I replied to a forwarded google e-mail from my personal mail and now some religious kook in Colorado has my real e-mail address... shit.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 13, 2009 at 01:34 PM
Oh, and Dick, calling the authors of that site liberals is HIGHLY misleading.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 13, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Shit Dick, we all know now that Bush's visit to Ground Zero was a photo op.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Another liberal has realized their mistakes, how about the rest of Foo? [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 13, 2009 at 09:59 AM
Tsk and to think these people were born and/or raised in the UK too.
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 12, 2009 at 05:40 PM
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