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@Dick: LOL. There's one huge difference you seem to have missed.
Posted by Ender on Mar 10, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Obama is protecting American workers well: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Mar 09, 2010 at 05:00 PM
Yes, I do. One has oil, the other doesn't, and we invaded both. Thus your claim that it's about oil is not only false, but a very poor anti-war position to take when there's better positions to argue from. You're an idiot.
Posted by dick2u on Mar 09, 2010 at 11:43 AM
You don't see the difference?
Posted by Ender on Mar 09, 2010 at 07:55 AM
Yeah, that hypothetical really justifies your position, I'm SO impressed with your logic. Here's one for ya: place Afghanistan in the middle of nowhere and imagine they have no oil, would we still have invaded them?
Posted by dick2u on Mar 08, 2010 at 10:01 AM
As for Saddam, total chicken-or-egg. Put Iraq in the middle of Africa, and we would've let him invade whomever he wanted and shoot missiles whereever he wanted.
Posted by Ender on Mar 07, 2010 at 07:41 AM
Our economy needs to learn with oil costing what it actually should, given its actual scarcity in the actual world. Instead, the fact that most of the world's oil supply is concentrated in a few hands makes it seem artificially cheap, because those countries can sell it to us for less than its true value and use the windfall to invest in solar.
Posted by Ender on Mar 07, 2010 at 07:40 AM
"All in the name of oil". Gee, I thought it had to do with Saddam's violation of the cease fire agreement, and terrorism on 9/11, but no it was for something useless like oil. I guess our economy doesn't need oil either, right?
Posted by dick2u on Mar 02, 2010 at 09:26 PM
Yeah, we're letting our schools and culture degrade to dark-age standards because we're pissing away all this money to prop things up over there, and all in the name of oil. No real news here.
Posted by Ender on Feb 28, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Yeah, I'd tried merely putting my head in the sand to avoid far-right nonsense, back around the time of all that "tea party" nonsense. But, a bunch of contractors from Hallburton started drilling a slant well underneath me, and then the Blackwater mercs came in to "secure the area!"
Posted by Ender on Jan 20, 2010 at 04:58 AM
Shit, dick, my head's up my ass because that's the only place I can get any peace from far-right bullshit!
Yes, you can join.
Yes, you can join.
Posted by Ender on Jan 18, 2010 at 01:27 PM
Can I join too? My concern is that my superior conservative aurora may offend the inferior liberal morons and cause the facebook group activity to decline. After all, nobody likes to hear the truth when they have their head up their ass.
Posted by dick2u on Jan 18, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Hooch, they would seem to be serial group-joiners. You have my permission to reject them, or to take the group full-private, at you guys' own discretion. I've kinda surrendered on doing anything with the Foo, I suppose it's quite enough to still talk with each of you from time to time.
Posted by Ender on Jan 18, 2010 at 03:56 AM
Who are all these people joining the Kungfoo Facebook group?
Posted by IndigoShaper on Jan 17, 2010 at 12:32 PM
[link]
Posted by Ender on Dec 13, 2009 at 08:09 AM
This article about Iran made me happy: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Dec 10, 2009 at 09:44 AM
What a brilliant concept! It's a real product! Great marketing. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Dec 03, 2009 at 05:52 PM
No way man! We need to jump on this bunk bandwagon so we have a good reason to move off of oil, and thus bankrupt the Saudis and Iranians. Global warming MUST BE STOPPED! Hippies are idiots, but on this they're my allies!
Posted by dick2u on Dec 02, 2009 at 09:35 PM
AWESOME! We can continue trashing the place, then, yes?
Posted by Ender on Dec 02, 2009 at 04:11 PM
Global warming is not backed up by solid science, it's backed up by liberal groupthink and idiots. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Dec 01, 2009 at 04:47 PM
The vast majority of them were approved, Indigo. A much lesser number were rejected, most commonly because they were duplicates of other pictures.
Posted by Ender on Dec 01, 2009 at 01:50 PM
There were like a bajillion unapproved photos that were much better than this recent crop - what happened to all of them?
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 30, 2009 at 12:34 PM
That "red balloon" captionator is a tough one, Underdog. I had two ideas on that one that were so lame I'm not even going to post 'em.
Posted by Ender on Nov 29, 2009 at 02:11 PM
Woo America is so much fun! I survived the mass of people who were looking for stuff on Black Friday. And Thanksgiving? SO MUCH FOOD! Ah
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 27, 2009 at 07:13 PM
That one does seem good Ender. thanks. Here's one of my favorites: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 26, 2009 at 01:13 PM
Killer read: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 26, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Ehh, I meant the article not the comments: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 23, 2009 at 03:50 PM
Viva La Boliva! An opinion piece: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 23, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Google "forum non conveniens" and "military tribunal" for answers as to why civilian court is invariably considered more legitimate, whenever possible and outside of war with a proper nation-state, than military tribunals.
Posted by Ender on Nov 20, 2009 at 07:46 PM
Anyone who hysterically equates life in prison to living out their lives as a guest automatically loses the debate.
Posted by squee on Nov 20, 2009 at 07:28 PM
dick, why don't you submit this stuff as news?
Posted by jellyfish on Nov 20, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Gotta love them Democrats. I'm SO IMPRESSED with how kind they are to terrorists who should face a military trial. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 20, 2009 at 09:10 AM
Population increase causes global warming. WW3 will solve the rise in temperature problem. Praise Iran!
Posted by dick2u on Nov 20, 2009 at 08:34 AM
What is it about long term trends that conservatives can't grasp? Its like when there's one cold day in June and people go declaring global warming to be bogus.
Posted by squee on Nov 19, 2009 at 06:31 PM
Global warming appears to have stopped, a while ago, could it be causes other than CO2? Naaahh. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 19, 2009 at 03:40 PM
If I am sick, it is God's will.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 19, 2009 at 01:29 PM
Why do you need an exemption, do you not have a job providing benefits? BTW post that as an article, its convo worthy.
Posted by squee on Nov 19, 2009 at 01:02 PM
If I have a "religious objection" to the new health care plan, I'm exempted from it! I'm now officially a christian scientist. [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 19, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Free speech should be restricted: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 18, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Obama assists illegal aliens: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Oh yeah, universities are totally drug-free zones.
Posted by squee on Nov 17, 2009 at 07:45 PM
MEGA-LOL: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 17, 2009 at 12:06 PM
It seems incredibly stupid having a code word that someone might genuinely ask for
Posted by jellyfish on Nov 16, 2009 at 09:35 PM
They've caught people doing it out the drive-thru window, too. At one KFC, the code word was asking for "extra biscuits". One day, a cop rolled through, asked for extra biscuits (he had no idea) and you know the rest of the story....
Posted by Ender on Nov 16, 2009 at 07:24 PM
Some dude went door to door selling weed: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 16, 2009 at 04:19 PM
No problem, underdog; thanks for helping keep it fresh!
Posted by Ender on Nov 16, 2009 at 05:22 AM
Heya Foobs,...thanks for gettin' the captionator active again! Keep posting the pics! :)
Posted by underdog on Nov 15, 2009 at 07:10 PM
LOL: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 15, 2009 at 05:34 AM
Now ender, abusing your sysop privileges like that and swapping threads is a desperate attempt to make me look bad and the whole internet caught ya!
Posted by dick2u on Nov 14, 2009 at 06:27 PM
Uhm...dick? Do me a favor and copy-paste your comments about Mexico and pedos into the right threads so I can delete the ones you've made to the wrong ones.
Posted by Ender on Nov 14, 2009 at 12:23 PM
BK is teh hawt.
Posted by daydreamtime on Nov 13, 2009 at 09:09 PM
I'm back bitches.
Posted by BadKitty on Nov 13, 2009 at 06:12 PM
BTW, Dick, I'll be queuing up your articles sometime tomorrow. We're trying not to turnover articles too quickly. I've got one in queue, too, but you're in line ahead of me.
Posted by Ender on Nov 13, 2009 at 04:13 PM
The author needs to be identifying as histrionic and too prone to the failures of identity politics. They're just mad because "their girl" is working for Obama, and not the other way around. Such nonsense does not constitute responsible use of democracy by its sovereign rulers.
Posted by Ender on Nov 13, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Juan, the author identifies as being a liberal. It's not my opinion. Good luck with the spam stuff, next time don't use the gmail feature for multiple accounts.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 13, 2009 at 02:13 PM
I replied to a forwarded google e-mail from my personal mail and now some religious kook in Colorado has my real e-mail address... shit.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 13, 2009 at 01:34 PM
Oh, and Dick, calling the authors of that site liberals is HIGHLY misleading.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 13, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Shit Dick, we all know now that Bush's visit to Ground Zero was a photo op.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Another liberal has realized their mistakes, how about the rest of Foo? [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 13, 2009 at 09:59 AM
Tsk and to think these people were born and/or raised in the UK too.
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 12, 2009 at 05:40 PM
Islam is the religion of peace: [link]
Posted by dick2u on Nov 12, 2009 at 02:50 PM
That'll be the day.
Posted by Ender on Nov 12, 2009 at 03:11 AM
On behalf of the AC: "Kiss my ass."
Posted by dick2u on Nov 11, 2009 at 08:30 PM
Speaking of plants and overwatering, will the Foobie who is stirring up shit as an AC please quit it? You're not fooling anyone. Pick a username and stick to it.
Posted by Ender on Nov 11, 2009 at 05:39 PM
Gimme some time.
Posted by daydreamtime on Nov 11, 2009 at 07:28 AM
Yeah, I was on the verge of mentioning that myself, actually. This won't work if it's my show alone, so get to submitting, people!
Posted by Ender on Nov 11, 2009 at 05:01 AM
Ender, you are over-watering the plants.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 11, 2009 at 04:50 AM
I was cleaning out some folders and found that line in a txt file. I assume that I was using it so much that it was easier to cut and paste.
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 11, 2009 at 04:40 AM
You're looking for a TracPhone, Indigo. That brand, or several other similar brands, can be found at nearly every convenience store across the fruited plain.
Posted by Ender on Nov 11, 2009 at 04:34 AM
Hey I have a question for Foo! In the US do they have prepaid sim cards or some sort of temporary mobile phone solution (GSM) that allows me to have a phone number in the US for the few weeks I'm there? If so, which ones would you reccomend and why? Thanks! :)
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 11, 2009 at 04:04 AM
IRC is back...
Posted by Ender on Nov 11, 2009 at 02:59 AM
Juan, I think you forgot the actual SMACK, and you're also missing the other half of your dynamic duo. Unless I'm missing something, that is.
Posted by Ender on Nov 10, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Not everything directly compares to Hitler and the Nazis, dick, though sure as hell, every politician that wants to start a war tries. Goring had an interesting quote about that at Nuremburg.
Posted by Ender on Nov 10, 2009 at 08:34 PM
SMACKED!
**You've been "SMACKED!" (TM) (R) by the REV - JUAN Duo**
**You've been "SMACKED!" (TM) (R) by the REV - JUAN Duo**
Posted by holyjuan on Nov 10, 2009 at 07:49 PM
I'm sure before D-Day people said the same thing as you, for equally foolish reasons.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 10, 2009 at 05:12 PM
And yet we're poised to send ~40K more troops to Afghanistan. (If only we'd done that 5 years ago.)
Posted by Ender on Nov 10, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Oh please Ender, do you really think Obama would have the balls to take down North Korea if our military were available? He's the next Jimmy Carter, he wont do shit because he's a puss liberal.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 10, 2009 at 11:14 AM
@dick2u - Life has pretty much been a roller coaster ride. I'm visiting the US for about a month and a half from December 10th. I can't wait! :D
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 10, 2009 at 08:21 AM
Though, I note that our hands are tied with North Korea in no small part because we're tied up in other nations.
Posted by Ender on Nov 10, 2009 at 05:01 AM
Considered posting a story about the naval clash in Korea, but decided that it's not exactly news anymore. "News" would be if a "clash" went beyond that level.
Posted by Ender on Nov 10, 2009 at 05:00 AM
Yo Hoochie! How's life been in Australia?
Posted by dick2u on Nov 09, 2009 at 07:33 PM
Fabulous, you make a great couple!
Posted by jellyfish on Nov 09, 2009 at 11:44 AM
I've just joined Ender!
Posted by IndigoShaper on Nov 09, 2009 at 07:40 AM
Just as FYI, I have made the Foo Facebook group a closed group, for privacy reasons. [link] I have no idea if folks have such concerns or not; I just figured it might be better to be proactive on that front.
Posted by Ender on Nov 09, 2009 at 05:50 AM
Dammit. JuggaLove.com is taken and in use. (I think it's pretty obvious what use I had in mind for it.)
Posted by Ender on Nov 07, 2009 at 05:38 PM
Hmm...I wonder how it would work if we could reply to captionators.
Posted by Ender on Nov 07, 2009 at 01:33 PM
It's true, DDT, and I'll tell you: it's the last damn time I'll go to a Scientology event. Apparently, they believe lube was invented by Xenu.
Posted by Ender on Nov 07, 2009 at 01:32 PM
What I missed an anal probe. Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by daydreamtime on Nov 07, 2009 at 08:43 AM
KungFoo Facebook group: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 07, 2009 at 12:36 AM
For all you web-dev guys, now you can test in all major browsers without waiting for screenshots or installing three versions of Internet Exploder: [link]
Posted by Ender on Nov 07, 2009 at 12:30 AM
What can I say, Dick: I am now monitoring the submissions queue, though I still have a long way to go on captionator photos. Future submissions, if they have editorial merit and aren't submitted merely to inflame, will be promptly approved.
(Meaning: if I can't completely debunk whatever you submit with a five-second Google search, I'll shoot it through, even if I don't agree with it, or if only parts of it can be proven untrue or without merit.)
(Meaning: if I can't completely debunk whatever you submit with a five-second Google search, I'll shoot it through, even if I don't agree with it, or if only parts of it can be proven untrue or without merit.)
Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 11:04 PM
This from the guy who can't even be bothered to log in half the time? BTW: you dicked up and forgot to log out in a couple of your thread comments.
Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 09:31 PM
Do you feel pity towards the government for all the work it takes to fulfill the Freedom of Information Act requests they receive, especially from people who ask "Why did you perform an anal probe on me last night during my sleep?" I feel sorry for the government, but you my man, are simply lazy. Read them all, biatch.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 06, 2009 at 04:57 PM
Yes, I am intolerant: of having to sort through two or three years' worth of submissions. It had to go, and I had to apply some kind of fair standard. I'm approving stuff all the way back to January 1st of this year (and you'd be very surprised how many people tried to submit stuff; you can't even see the full queue) but no further.
Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:40 PM
You are discriminating against my free speech. You are intolerant.
Posted by dick2u on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:36 PM
I'm gonna try to throw together a BBCode Footorial sometime soon...
Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:36 PM
I would, dude, but you have no idea how much stuff's in the friggin' queue. We've gotta make a clean break, or I'd never catch up.
Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:32 PM
I had many fine works that were not approved, such as why the world will end on 10-1-2009. I suggest you approve them, not delete them!
Posted by dick2u on Nov 06, 2009 at 03:25 PM
Just FTR, I am going to clear out any unapproved piece from prior to 2009.
Posted by Ender on Nov 06, 2009 at 02:54 PM
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